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Rowan, after explaining a plan: Any questions?
Aedion: Why did my dad leave me?
Aelin: Is it possible for me to carry even more concealed daggers than I already am?
Fenrys: Why is it toothpaste not teethpaste?
Dorian: Can I fuck myself in female form?
Chaol: Why did my mother never try to get in contact with me?
Lysandra: What do I really look like?
Lorcan: WILL ELIDE EVER LOVE ME?
Elide: WILL LORCAN EVER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?
Gavriel: Will Aedion ever forgive me?
Manon: WILL ABRAXOS EVER STOP PLAYING IN THE FUCKING FLOWERS
Rowan: About the plan, guys, questions about the plan.
If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision would you still be sober?
Rowan: Yes
Lysandra: Maybe a little tipsy
Dorian: Wasted
Aelin: I’d be fucking dead
Aelin: Last night I found out Rowan is a sleep talker.
Lysandra: Oh really?
Aelin: “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” Right in my ear at 3 am.
Aelin: Why is my sword in the refrigerator?
Rowan: You said, “This is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
Aelin: This explains so much.
Aedion Oh, so that’s why you put your shoes in the toilet last night.
Dorian from the bathroom: WHO THE FUCK PUT SHOES IN THE TOILET?
Aelin: He died of natural causes.
Aedion: You literally pushed him off a cliff.
Aelin: Gravity is natural.
Rowan: You know what, that's fair.
Aelin: I’m getting married.
Chaol: What? To who?
Aelin: Rowan Whitethorn
Chaol: The guy who fired a confetti cannon when you dumped me?
Aelin: Yep that’s him.
Aelin: Damn I need some serotonin.
Rowan: *Stands up*
Rowan: *Sits back down*
Rowan: I forgot what serotonin was for a minute and I was going to get you some.
Aelin, internally: He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.
Aedion: Are you in love with my cousin?
Rowan *stuttering*: N-no!
Aedion: Then why have you been writing “A+R” everywhere?
Rowan: It stands for anger and rage.
Rowan: Repeat after me.
Rowan: I will get help with my depression.
Aelin: I will dye my hair.
Rowan: *sighs*
Aelin: You know my sarcasm is actually gonna get me killed one day. Like someone’ll have a knife to my throat and I’ll say some stupid shit like, “What are you gonna do, slit my throat?” And they’ll actually slit my throat.
Rowan: You know the scariest thing is I believe that.
Aelin: I can’t do that it goes against my moral compass!
Chaol: Given that your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel at the best of times I think you’ll forgive me if I say I don’t take it very seriously.
After winning the war
Aelin: I learned a very valuable lesson from this experience.
Rowan: I’m gonna guess they’re all horrible distortions of the real lesson you should’ve learnt.
Aelin: Death isn’t real and I am a god.
Rowan: I hate walking through the seafood section. I feel like the crabs are watching me with their cold dead eyes.
Aelin: Pfttt like they’d watch you. I’m the eye candy here.
Aelin: Ok, let me walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Rowan, Chaol and Aedion: What did you do?
Rowan Whitethorn is deeply underrated
Main Characters of Throne of Glass
Artist: @/jemlin_c for @prettygalpins
Rowaelin - Licensed Art
(From @/amillionworldsdesign)
(By @/jessdraw.s)
To whatever end 💍
So excited to finally get to share this Throne of Glass piece I did for my friends at ✨A Touch of Magic Designs 💕
Character belongs to Sarah J Maas
Book series: Throne of Glass