I Kind Of Suck At Tagging, So I Made This Infographic To Help Make It Easier.

I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.

A hidden injury fic?? More likely then you’d think

Summary:

Player screws up. Very badly. Not the kind his mother would tease him for, but the kind that would make his friends ban him from heists in person for the foreseeable future, the kind that would make Carmen blame herself and fret until the cows came home.

Player gets stabbed.

(Made for Whumptober Day 4, Dead On Your Feet and the prompt Blood Loss)

Carmen: Player, what's this bag of white powder I found in your room?

Player: Oh, that? It's crushed eggshells, for my plants

Carmen: THANK GOD I thought you were doing drugs!

Look at me!! Not just posting CS stuff for once!

ATF: Mirage fans, come get YA JUICE!

Summary:

Tip knows how things work out here. She knows the apocalypse, she knows no one will give a damn if a descendant like her lives or dies.

Jackson knows people. He knows everyone is good, deep down. No matter what, no one is too dangerous to be saved.

Both of them are wrong.

(Made for Whumptober Day 2 "Nowhere To Run" and for the subsequent prompts; Confrontation, Caged, and Cornered TWs/CWs are in the Author’s Notes and tags)

New Favorite Whump Trope

Character A is mostly innocent, but has been tied/chained up for whatever reason (betrayal, a dangerous emotional outburst, etc). This means when the monsters start approaching, they have to plead for Character B to let them go before they're caught/killed.

Bonus if B does attempt to rescue A, but ends up having to run, effectively condemning A to death/capture.

Carmen Sandiego gets a hundred percent funnier if you remember that Player has directly heard the VAST majority of Carmen's on-heist interactions (if you don't believe me, just pay attention to the way he talks after an event. Example: "You were kind of... direct", after her lecture in Dubai implies that he heard the fight)

Carmen: you aren't really dressed for the occasion... but we'll make it work ;)

Player, spitting out his drink: CARMEN-

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Player: DID YOU JUST THROW A SHOE AT DEVINEAUX??

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Player: Carmen I swear to God if you jump off of that building-

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Carmen: when are you going to stop acting like amateurs!?

Player, casually turning the sound on his computer allll the way down: let's just ignore that :))) everything's fine!!

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Player, hearing his best friend get her bones SNAPPED in a death hug: ...

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Carmen: YOU OWE ME A NEW HAT!

Player: YEAH!