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stupid gow A.U’s #5:

A.U where both Brok AND Sindri swear to Hel and back and it is very distressing for Kratos bc their noisy loudmouths start rubbing off on Atreus REAL QUICK!

stupid gow A.U’s #4:

A.U where everything’s the same except Freya & Freyr have California blonde-girl hair ✨✨✨

stupid gow A.U’s #3:

A.U where Hermes keeps clipping through the walls & floors unintentionally when he’s running away from you. Every time he does so, you can hear him screaming like a chicken before he pops up again in the next area like nothing happened

stupid gow A.U’s #2:

A.U where Athena has a severely worse mic quality than everyone else

stupid gow! A.U’s #1:

A.U where Atreus is constantly wearing this t-shirt:

mmmh thinking about G1! Optimus with big soft breasts….

I made GT Pan and Bra redesigns a while ago just for fun.

Pan SSJ: Teen Gohan inspired hair form.

Bra/Bulla SSJ: sunflower design hair form with widows peak.

Decided to line and color this.

They itty bitty :>

a pain slut if i've ever seen one

"What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?"

He’s so pretty

Currently imagining Megatron x human smut but like- Megs’ spike is obvs way too large to fit inside their partner so sexy time is basically just our big tyrannical warlord grinding themself against their human lovers lower regions. But the funny thing is, it’s MEGATRON who’s acting needy & pathetic while doing this like- he’s grinding up & down, thrusting forward & back trying to release their pent up charge but they can never quite do it & it’s extremely frustrating bc Megatron knows they can’t breach the human’s ass or valve or else it will hurt them. And it is utterly infuriating but still an absolute turn on which makes the whole thing even worse for Megs’ lol.

bnnhbg bonus points for if the human lover is absolutely revelling in the way their normally proud & dominant warlord is currently almost bursting at the seems + maybe adding to it by rubbing their thighs along the spike or tracing a hand delicately up up up towards the tip, pressing a thumb right in then promptly swiping back their hand before Megs’ can overload, much to the added fury & dismay of said mecha ;)).

mmmm thinking of potential MegOp fankids…

Current brainstormed kiddies: (lol most of them are just names that randomly popped into my head <]])

-Callisto (post! T.F.P not R.I.D2015)

-Embers (post/canon divergent(??)! T.F.A)

-Orion Spark (T.F.P)

-‘Rocky’/Coldstar (IDW/M.T.M.T.E comics)

-Hyacinth (post! T.F.P or T.F.A)

-Artemis (post! T.F.P or T.F.A)

-Aster (idk???)

-Mercury (post maybe????! T.F.P)

-Perseus (T.F.P)

-Apollo (post! T.F.P or T.F.A)

-‘Apex’/‘Rogue’/Fighter (post/canon divergent! Bayverse)

-Nari (canon divergent! Beast Wars)

-Thyorllæ/‘Shadowquake’ (post??/canon divergent (basically an A.U)! G1 & Beast Wars) (they don’t rlly count as a MegOp fankid bc B.W! Meg’s is a separate character + Optimus Primal is a descendant but I digress :7)

-Tarnished (Unicron trilogy (tho mostly Armada))

-‘Scout’/Lawlight (Unicron trilogy (tho mostly Energon))

-‘Hera’/Temporal (Unicron trilogy (just Cybertron))

-Caine (R.I.D2001)

-Ariadne (original continuity)

-Nebula (G1)

-‘Casey’/Cassowary (R.I.D2001)

-Sonia/Selene (canon divergent! Bayverse)

-Ashwell (ffffhgg idk what that name is 🫠) (original continuity/soft body)

-Woven (canon divergent! T.F.A)

-Pollux (R.I.D2001)

-Lilac (post/canon divergent! G1)

-‘Low’/Hestia (original continuity/soft body)

-Cether (canon divergent! IDW)

-Isodaetes (original continuity)

-‘Flow’/Flowstone (original continuity/soft body (kinda??))

-Prometheus (canon divergent! T.F.P)

aaaaaaaand that’s all I got rn :D

lol created a Scogan fankid shortly after watching D&W. In fact, I created a whole bunch :D. And for some reason, my brain made it so that:

-two (or well one ig bc their just variants of each other) have scruffy bird wings on their back’s, with one of them having been born from a accidental soul bonding/mating ritual while the other just kinda spawned in ggbffgvv

-one is a violent & world ending villain w/ a symbolism & ‘tinkering’ (AKA dissecting bodies) obsession

-another one is a born-20-years-old clone who eventually figures out a personality & becomes a monotonous metaphorical (bc their super tall & cryptid looking) little shit who also has a world-threatening-villain variant (who also happens to have a kaiju-esc form??? what?????)

-another two are quarter slightly-horrific-alien from a post secret invasion type A.U

-another one is basically in the situation of Paul from dune, making them a cult leader + ‘commander’/contract partner with an eldritch abomination/shifter/spirt(??) (who is also an ironstrange fankid wth)

-another one is a from a fdugding M.L.P pony looking A.U (Y’know those crosship posts on Deviantart where they use M.L.P pony bodies as bases for the characters??? Anyone???????) who is part symbiote & can sense/predict other’s emotions and/or actions

-(you know the drill) another one is from an canon divergence X-men 97’! universe & has horrifying/ragged movie monster teeth + an unhinging jaw (their 5)

-another one has the FUCKING ABSOLUTE SOLVER AS THEIR POWERS (why?????? bc after watching the murder drones final, my thoughts were like: “he hey image if Logan was the A.S host lmao???” (Idk I luv puppet &/or janky movement animation 😁😋✨))

-yet again, another one is an edgy assassin/sort of anti-hero in the future-current reality of a Logan! reincarnation A.U :DDD

-another one (last one fn I swear) is just baby :D. Who’s currently living in an demonic/infection A.U apocalypse with their mum (who is Scott) yaaa:3

lmao I have no idea why my brain made them those ways I swear fhgbfgggf 🥲🥲

lmao, I have an idea for desperate Scogan shippers who feel left out after the D&W movie 😋

edit: get ready, cause I bash off a lot of fucking walls AKA get sidetracked. Badly.

So uh— 💥boosh💥💥💥 it’s like- X-men 97/movieverse based & some child/younger character who Logan or Scott are very close to (ima’ make it baby Nathan here) has been either snatched up by some interdimensional force or just the T.V.A felt a little too silly, sent some trigger happy arseholes to look at the timeline, pruned them (the child) like a fucking weed, so either way, all three of them end up the Voidtm & Scott + Logan have to go find & save the kid.

so yeah, these idiots are running around, going along their ~merry~ way while bickering & being petty to each other until, by one way or another, someone reaches their boiling point. (Preferably, I’d want it to be Scott bc character’s-composure-breaks arc my beloved 😛🤌❤️) Which means:

✨Honda Odyssey scene✨

(& for the people who are prolly like “wait, how would we image the rawness of that scene if Scott doesn’t have insane abilities like Deadpool????” And to that I go: idk either image them mid-fight being like “uuuuh- this is gonna get bad sooo- safeword?????” or maybe just make up that earlier -whether before the kidnapping or just a bit 🤏 before the Void- Scott got hit with a (convenient) macguffin that fundamentally gave him the same powers AKA regeneration abilities as Wade & by the time him & Logan are in the Voidtm, he’s still trying to figure out how tf to get used to this, just thinking: “HOW THE FUCK DOES LOGAN LIVE LIKE THIS????????!?!??!?????” & when the blessed in-the-Honda✨✨ bit happens, it’s just a bit more vile & also just waaay more morbidly kinky (exc Logan stabs Scott violently in the stomach & -without thinking about it- fucking pulls out with some guts stringing loose, for second is like “oh fuck, that was way to much & Scott is definitely not gonna cope with that well”, only for Scott to laugh manically, shove Logan’s head into the back of the front & say (very deliriously with a shittonne of blood leaking out his nose & mouth (😫*no 🔫🔫*) “come here and do your worst, WOLVERINE“ cut to copious amounts of stabbing, bleeding, rage, extreme screaming, laugher (mostly from a off-the-walls Cyclops) & by the end, some VERY questionable (but still “stress releasing” for those two so ig maybe it’s good?? For them?????? :DDD) noises lol (mostly just them both (*COUGH* *COUGH* SCOTT *EGGMAN DYING NOISES*) saying things like: “show me what your REALLY are” + “come here you little- *gets violently lasered uwu*)))

I’m normal. And a very neat & tidy writer I swear :’3 ✨✨✨🌸💖✨🌸😭💥💥✨

SO, I WENT & SAW DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE…. (!spoilers obvs¡)

First things first, it was (in my opinion) obviously amazing, clever & as funny as always lmao.

but that’s not what I’m here to talk about (if you want a better review, go look for other people bc I can’t rlly say anything >_>)

no, what I’m here to talk about is that before I went & saw the movie, I watched the original X-men film, hyperfixation kicked in, & I made a Wolverine fankid, a young girl who was a clone of his dna…

…

WHAT THE FUCK-

THEY EVEN HAVE A SIMILAR ‘GIRLY’ LOOKING KIDS ITEM WHAT-

Good now draw Yoriichi and Muzan doing the deed 😈

fly high Muzan 🙏

STAY STRONG MY DECEPTICON WARRIORS

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

new yuri image for desperate lesbians just dropped

been meaning to draw this for a bit

kny au: muzan’s not dead yet and the demon slayers rebranded as magical girls.

due to ✨destiny✨, genya, mitsuri and muiichirou are the chosen ones. unfortunately for genya and muiichirou, they transform into girls.

Tf is he smiling about

Floof

[ hey there arsehats 💜🖤💫 ] (my rebranded intro lmao) ð.—

okay first, General stuff:

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