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*manifests into existence graphically & gruesomely* *walks over to mic* Pokémon A.U ideas I’ve had buzzing around in my brain for a bit (that I will also explain rlly poorly) haha cough dies:

-Sycamore & Diantha are funni siblings, Xerneas is their smooshy grandmother, real world mythology (specifically Norse) exists, Yveltal does not like Lysandre or his ancestors (…also Fae & similar forces exist & are hungry :))

-Rainbow Rocket keeps getting its arse beat by (some not so anymore) trauma fuelled children, Sycamore, R.S.E! Maxie & Colress are friends (and really should not of been God Save Us), the Ultrabeasts share one braincell (and Guzzlord ate it)

-the world is an unknowable horror filled with nothing but pain and suffering, forcing those who dare to think themselves above it and the power it holds to choke on their hearts, their voices, their thoughts, until all they can perceive is that nothing is for them and all shall be as it is, cursed and shattered because of arrogance and ignorance, tortured and twisted, swallowed up by the light and the fire that should not of been.. And oh how You should of Known, oh how You all should of Thought better than That and now you are Here and there will be no escape from The Voið øF Wħő Ý ò ų ÆŘß —- (AKA Cyrus calls an ambulance, the others eat shit, Lysandre gets scammed by love & Xerneas is a amazing mum AND baker 🥰)

-live family reunion

-“how to care for your now deceased lover’s (Xerneas.net) children and also teach them how to control their powers because they are the heirs of Nature plus how do you teach creatures with Natures Abilities how to control them when you yourself are technically Death incarnate (Yveltal.net)” (AKA Yveltal get’s reading glasses, Zygarde is very happy to be an uncle (figure only. -Yveltal) & Augustine n Diantha luv their dad :3)

-there are three (read many) different variants of Sirens, Maxie & Maxie won’t stop arguing, the Pirate Life was (not) for Lysandre, only in Ancient Greecetm

-three very important rule:

Be very careful what you wish for,,,

Don’t finger fuck reality.

Never ever let a group of villain’s children play a metaphorical-game-of-Russian-Roulette-as-a-represention-of-their-descent-into-and-inability-to-escape-the-life-their-arsehole-parents-somewhat-accidentally-pushed-them-into-and-then-building-off-of-it-to-create-something-objectively-more-dangerous.

-Augustine go’s to Hoenn for rocks, accidentally gains two husbands, freaks out to Diantha on the phone Malva chuckles as she watches from her comfortable spot on Dian’s’ bed. Her girlfriend makes such funny expressions when exasperated >03

-typical fantasy adventure turned sideways then promptly trampled. Augustine HATES the ‘damsel in distress’ trope, Lysandre just wanted to court normally, Cyrus is forced to third wheel everyone & Diantha is all here for the chaos 👍

-“Cynthia! This is suppose to be a celebration! Where is everyone?????” “Alder is in a coma, Sycamore is being held captive by Legendaries or something, Rainbow Rocket has gone cuckoo & Kanto (& soon the rest of the East Continent) is basically fucked.” “😨” “anymore questions smartass?”

-the Ultrabeasts adopt Lillie + evolved, kinda not human anymore Lillie

-Eggman’s announcement but it’s Arceus (+ Cyrus w/ the Space Police (Ultra Recon Squad or whatever their called)

haha I’m gonna blow up one day :DDDDD

stupid Marvel comics! A.U idea were (in a universe where Charles does have (cough working on dcries) relationships with his children & they’re all starting to get to know each other. Awkwardly but still lol) thru chaotic super-powerful! villain bullshit (or jst the universe deciding to take a piss), Charles is turned into a baby, so David, Xandra & Charles ll (w/ baby! Charles also there) have to band together & go on a wacky crack-treated-somewhat-seriously adventure across the universe to find the shithead villain who did this and force them to turn Charles back. ,,,,They do not think to inform the X-men on what has happened to Charles nor do they think to give them ANY sort of goodbye or heads up before they leave. Obviously the X-men are panicking like mad but the real problem is that the Brotherhood also have no idea what’s going on. So (w/ all the other problems seeping thru the cracks of the Xavier kids poorly thought out plan) Erik decides to take matters into his own hands & starts tracking them down, thinking they have something to do with Charles sudden disappearance. And. Well, yeah, he’s right but it’s not what everyone thinks it is & as you can image, the total lack of information results in a-lot more hassle + tomfuckery than the kids wanted.

(+ their asses do NOT know shit about how to actually care for a baby lmaoooo)

I've seen plenty of Eury x Zeus, Poseidon x Ody x Zeus, Penelope x Ody x Sirenelope, Circe x Calypso, Eury x Ares.. I'm here to bring upon you my addition to this rise in ships. Lotus eater X Cloud Winion I call them white lotus.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk :D!

long haired Scott Summers anyone? 🥰

God I wanna swap genitalia w/ Charles so I could pound them.

I mean just-

LOOK AT HE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I need him pregnant,,,,PLEASE

Movie! Cherik but the bullet got reflected into Charles eye’s so now he’s blind. Ye angsty angst for that but also. Bonus points if due to lots of fighting &/or whatever other revolutionary stuff the Brotherhood do, Erik has started to go deaf 🙃.

something something vampire! Jean x insomniac! Storm (w/ dumbass vampire! Scott x werewolf! Logan in the background he) 😀✨✨

could we maybe hear some more stuff on the poolverine! fankid Felix??? (I rlly like the look of them aaaaaaaa 🥰)

oml sorry it took this long 😭 exams are finally over thankfully so I'm free at last! Time to info dump >:]

So, Felix aka Taz is a silly goose; basically a mini, blond Wolverine if he's extra feral with a personality similar to DP. An anarchist who uses he/they pronouns, has no label when it comes to sexuality, and is very attached to his parents. He's a feral lil' shit who can charm his way into your heart before your know it and you can't help but love him for that.

He's currently between the ages 15 and 16 in my head (to make things fun) with mutant powers inherited mostly from Logan, and the youngest poolverine kid. Like Gabby, he has one claw per hand and they protrude from their wrists instead of knuckles! Oh, and emphasis on the fact that they have hella sharp fangs too. He can and will bite.

They love dancing, cooking, and traveling the most. And wouldn't you know it, they somehow found a part-time job at the TVA as a bounty hunter because of course they did. Do their parents know? HAHA no. This kid's running around chasing targets throughout the multiverse without adult supervision, thank Marvel Jesus for the healing factor.

If they're not out and about, Taz loves to hang out with his friends Jesse Spector (MK fankid) and Ainsley Agner (spidersona), read some books, watch something online, or get some quality time of family bonding! He's big on cuddles, hugs, and head pats—legit—but only if they like you or you interest them. Stranger danger, no touchie!

Before you ask. Yes. He purrs.

Taz is also a major fashionista with a knack for anything glam and make-up. One day you'll see him wearing skater boy and baggy streetwear, and the next he'll be rocking dresses and crop tops. Their sense of style changes just as quickly as their emotions. One thing he's consistent at is being inconsistent. Like a Russian roulette, you'll never know what you're gonna get.

I imagine him as being a mix of Junko (from Danganronpa), Dazai (from Bungo Stray Dogs), Yuuji (from JJK) and Giorno (from JJBA). All their best and worst aspects molded into one being.

Aaand... that's it for now!

I'll leave his existence (how he came to be) up for personal interpretation ;]

Thanks for the wait pooks! Feel free to ask more questions about this munchkin, I highly appreciate them <333

someone PLEASE ANYONE WRITE A FERAL! CHARLES XAVIER FIC I CAN’T FIND ANY THAT I LIKE PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSEEEEE—

Cyclaws/Scogan but they bodyswap & then get freaky with it……

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- Cherik but their Frankenstein- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Y’know how Angel carries & sets down Charles on the table thingy during X-men: Apocalypse??? Obviously Charles would have protested to this so- cursed idea. While everything else in the plot was going on, En Su babafcs can’t & won’t spell this fucker’s name servants(????:/) were spending a good 30 to 45-ish minutes trying to wrangle/pick up a desperate & unwilling Charles as he wriggles & claws his way out of their grasps again & again & again, then trying (hopelessly but still trying) to crawl away, obvsly not getting far, whole process repeats.

And by that I mean, one of them very begrudgingly tries to pick up & carry Charles, Charles struggles using upper body strength none of them rlly accounted for lmao + hitting, scratching, yelling & even resorting to biting quite early on. Lots of (frankly feral) biting.

Apocalypse may have had to use his powers to force Charles to calm down bc holy shit does this lil’ psychic squirm ANGRILY wth

safe to say, Angel really did not want to be the one to carry them all the way into the pyramid :)).

lalalala,,,,, Cherik cigarettes kiss,,,,,, lalalala~~~

It seems the Gods of War want Zeus dead.

One of these scogan X-Men: The Last Stand fics where the only reason Scott survived his meeting with Jean at Alkali Lake is because Jean created a soulbond between him and Logan that allows them to share their mutations (and thoughts and emotions too probably because why stop only at one thing) and so Scott definitely would have died, but now he has the healing factor and it changes things and Logan feels off and he has these weird dreams, but he blames what happened to Jean for most of it, until one day he can't and he goes where these thoughts and sensations lead him, and he finds Scott who is alive and somehow Logan can hear him even if Scott's mouth is not moving at all and there is this moment when Logan gets angry and as if the claws weren't already bad enough, his eyes start to turn red as well and it's just one inconvenience after another because they don't know how to control this and neither of them wants their thoughts to be shared because they might be sort of falling in love but they have no idea it could be mutual, especially since they both seem so adamant about getting rid of the bond.

(Part of me also wants to entertain the idea that Scott no longer needs to wear his glasses/visor thanks to the healing factor. I know it probably doesn't work like that because if healing factor cannot fix up amnesia, then why should it be different with Scott's brain damage? But, it's how the idea evolved in my mind and so I thought it was worth mentioning. With how little I know about this fandom, though, the whole idea might be very much rubbish, but oh well.)

A.U where when Sinister still had the real Jean captured, knowing what Madelyne would choose as her villain name once it was time, decided with his fucked sense of humour to *cough* make some changes to Jean’s…..everything.

months later, when Morph went to answer the mansion’s door, they would then proceed to turn around with their arms full holding a scroungy looking pint sized thing. A strange little humanoid with big, frankly stupid looking ears, pale red-peach skin & a rats-nest head of bright auburn hair….

Rightfully so, the mansion is filled with various confused sounding yells & screams of, put simply. WTF.

…hours later, a poor stoopid looking sized gfgffgwwvGHFGVV I CANT- scrambled Jean would wake up in the medbay, feeling wrong, panic horrendously & leap off the bed onto one of the nearby tables, Hank & Logan both trying frantically to calm her down as more chemicals & other safety warrants are continued to be knocked off the surface by Jean’s fur-tipped tail what— & then, though extremely shellshocked & internally suffering, Jean tries to get something, any sort of words back out. But uh, yeah Sinister might have also changed a- bbgbg few ways on how her speech now works. Specifically what would of been “oh my- you- Logan, I need to get to Scott, their- their in danger and I need-d to- oh mY AUUU—-“ now sounds like- “ho,,, ym,,- uoy- nagol,,,, í deen ot teg,, ot ttocs,, rieth,,- rieth ni regnad dna ì,,, deeņ,-ņņ,,, ot- ho yMH ŲŲŲ—-“

hehe, Jean will suffer. Suffer as a fucked up Frankenstein-looking handbag that grew arms, legs n hair :)

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idk dark fantasy! Scogan where Logan is a wandering eldritch-y! magic-fugitive, his ‘mutation’ (AKA in this world, natural-born magic) having well, mutated & caused their body to become a barely self-contained black swirling mass of dark matter & ash that smells of rotten flesh hidden under his tattered robe AND Scott being a part of this worlds wild magic friendly/wizard-y X-men + a former cult ‘raised’ child that was almost turned into a Supernatural weapon & as a consequence, is constantly running into life &/or soul-threatening danger bc hey, he’s already had his mind & body almost completely collapse into each other in a botched ritual attempt, why should he care about self-preservation now??????