Favorite Christmas Quotes

Favorite Christmas Quotes

Jeff: “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Gunshot And a Happy New Year.”

Sally: “I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”

Zero: “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”

Brian: “When Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”

Tim: “I’m gonna deck your halls, bub.”

Cody: “Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”

Liu: “You say you hate Washington’s Birthday or Thanksgiving, and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas, and people treat you like you’re a leper.” 

Sully: “I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho.”

Toby: “It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.”

Jack: “I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.”

Natalie: “He’s an angry elf.”

Helen: “My balls are freezing. I never thought I’d say that with a smile on my face.”

Candy Pop: “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” 

Jane: “I myself believe that when it comes to matters of the heart, the only sin is turning your back on love because of what other people think.” 

Kagekao: “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!”

BEN: “I’m going to buy them their Christmas turkey.” “Buy? Do you really mean ‘buy’?” “Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.”

Johnny: “You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?”

What would happen if Mr. Death (Sally's teddy bear) went missing?

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Sally would likely be a little concerned at first, considering her teddy bear is her very best friend and she tells him everything, about her life or otherwise. Then she would grow suspicious of a few residents in particular (namely Jeff, Clockwork, and Kage), and ask them if they had anything to do with the disappearance of her dearest friend.

She’s pretty good at seeing when people are lying or not, so if she senses they’re telling the truth, she’ll move on to the next most likely culprit; Smile. There was only one time when he got ahold of Mr. D and Sally made sure that it wouldn’t happen again, though she still doesn’t trust Smile around him.

After moving on from that, she will launch a full-fledged investigation, with herself being the main detective, Cody being her partner, and the others being whatever she wants them to be.

They’ll search the entirety of the house (excluding Slenderman’s office), and if it still proves fruitless, they’ll move on outside. She’ll start freaking out if, by the end of the day, they still haven’t found her precious teddy bear, and no matter how much the others try to reassure her it’ll be okay, she’ll have none of it.

They have to watch themselves and walk on eggshells around her when she’s in this state of mind because if someone says anything wrong around her, she will yell at them and pitch a stressed-out fit.

Trust me, you do not want to be around Sally when she’s having one of her fits. Even badasses like Jeff and Masky often get scared and slowly back away in an effort to flee the scene before they get thrown into a tree.

She gains this glowing aura around her, her eyes turn a bright, vivid green- pupils and all- and she’ll lift herself off of the ground. Her screams will also grow a loud echo and tears made of blood will stream down her cheeks.

The only way one can pull her out of this state is if they find Mr. Death and hold him up so she can clearly see him. Only then will she slowly decend to the ground, grab her teddy, hold him close and begin to calm down. She has grown a very strong emotional attachment to her toy, and she suffers with separation anxiety when she goes a while without him in her hands.

Poor lil’ Sally. 

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This is Snowdrop~

This is Zelda~

This is Twinky~

And this is Cuddles!

I have a lot of kitties to take pictures of so it’s really no wonder that my gallery mostly consists of photos of cats xD

Jeff the Lover (OLD)

[Jeff]: Ya know, I feel like everyone could use a little more love in their lives. 

[Y\n]: ...

[Jeff]: I mean, maybe we should stop killing and start spreading kindness, instead.

[Y\n]: ...You okay there, Jeffery?

[Jeff]: No, I’m not sure what happened there. Draws knife Let’s be crazy bitches and murder some people.

[Y\n]: Oh, thank God. I thought you were serious.

I miss the good old days when 10 o’clock was considered late, calling someone a butt-head was insulting, and saying the word “fart” was a rebel move.

My phone gallery: 

5% family photos

25% memes

70% pictures of my cats