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Headcanon #1

Nobody has seen Jack’s face since the night of his transformation. He’s really insecure about it and has never taken off his mask for anyone before—he rarely does even when he’s by himself. He’s convinced himself that he’s a monster and that no one should ever see what he really looks like.

Headcanon (OLD)

In order to keep Slender Manor clean and in livable conditions, each Pasta is assigned a certain chore every day, and is often paired up with someone. The ones in charge of the schedule are none other than Jane and Liu, simply because they get along so well and they’re both good at giving everyone jobs. So most people think twice about making either of the two, sometimes three if Sully comes out, angry, because they just might be mopping the floors the next day with someone they absolutely do not want to be around.

Hey there, sorry for my brief absence. I’ve been sick lately and still trying to recover. Lemme make it up to you with some Hoodie s\o headcanons.

Hoodie with a s/o (OLD)

-Before the whole thing with Alex and the Operator happened, Brian was a very lovable guy.

-He was nice and respectful to people, so he had a lot of friends. He was also pretty popular in high school and college.

-He definitely got a lot of attention from girls, but only had two or three girlfriends throughout a span of several years. He was the type of guy that only got into a relationship if he thought it would last a while and that both him and the girlfriend in question would be dedicated to making it work.

-When he turned into Hoodie, thankfully, he wasn’t in a relationship, so he didn’t have to worry about watching her and making sure nobody hurt her.

-Now, he has a hard exterior and keeps his feelings to himself, so it takes a lot to get him to open up to someone.

-When he met you, it brought back tons of memories of how he used to live, and as a result, was drawn to you in a way he’d never experienced, before.

-As previously stated, he hides his emotions well and doesn’t open up to anyone, so it wasn’t obvious he liked you, but he still did small gestures like laying a hand on your shoulder, subconsciously brushing against you, keeping an eye on you from the other side of a room, especially if you were talking to one of the guys and he sensed they were trying to win you over.

-It wasn’t until you got into a dangerous situation and almost died, (the two of you were paired up for a mission and you got pushed and almost fell out of a window three stories off the ground) that he saved you, killed the man, and pulled you in for a terrified but relieved hug, murmuring things like, “Don’t scare me like that, again” and “I’m so glad you’re okay”.

-It really worried him, especially since he had already lost almost everyone he cared about, and if you died, he wouldn’t know what to do. 

-Not long after you got back to the Manor and you and Hoodie were alone, he took his mask off in front of you for the first time and finally revealed to you how he felt, knowing something could happen to you and he may never get another chance to tell you how much you meant to him.

-After you confessed to him, too, he was happy, which is a feeling he didn’t experience often. He pulled you in for a tender kiss, and his whole body started tingling, but in a good way.

-Now that you two are a couple, he’s grown more protective of you than he previously was, before. He doesn’t get jealous easily, but when he does he ends up standing behind you in an attempt to intimidate the other guy, and once that’s over with, he’ll bring you to his room for cuddles to remind you that you’re his.

-It isn’t that he doesn’t trust you to be loyal, it’s that he doesn’t trust the other people in the Manor to stay away. Sometimes he even gets wary around Masky, which is saying something because he and Masky are close friends.

-He makes sure to show you at least some amount of affection each day, whether it’s a hug, holding your hand, wrapping an arm around you or a quick kiss. He wants you to know he loves you.

-And if he gets sent on a mission for several days at a time? He misses you so much, and when he finally gets back home he will keep his arms around you until you make it to either your or his room, then he’ll take off his mask and pepper you in desperate kisses before pulling you onto a bed and cuddling until you’re both asleep.

-He doesn’t seem like it, but Brian is a very soft person when it comes to you, and he will show you a side of him that even he wasn’t sure existed anymore. 

-He would give his life in a heartbeat if it meant you would be safe and unharmed. He’s a very determined and protective boyfriend, and he never wants to see you get hurt.

-He tells you how beautiful and amazing you are all the time, and how you make him feel like he did, before.

-He’s grateful beyond what you know to have you. You give him a reason to live, a face to come home to, a sense of normalcy in his screwed-up life.

-His favorite places to kiss you are your nose, your hand, and your lips. 

-He would never betray you. You’re the only stable thing in his whole existence, and he wouldn’t ever hurt you in any way. Even if Slenderman told him to. He would refuse and either be severely punished if he got lucky, or killed, but he wouldn’t care. He is the epitome of a faithful boyfriend.

-You’re the purest, most innocent person in his eyes, and he tries to shelter you from the horrors of his job, even your own job, but he knows he can’t do much when it comes to that. He has tasks to complete, you have tasks to complete. But that doesn’t mean he likes it that way.

-He wishes he could give you a normal life. He wishes the two of you could buy a nice house somewhere in the country, get married, have a family. But he knows that could never happen. The two of you are too closely linked to Slenderman and the other Pastas.

-He wouldn’t want to bring kids into this twisted reality. But if he ever had kids, he’s always wanted three in total; two girls and one boy. 

-If you both lived a normal life, he’d be a great family man. A terrific father, the perfect husband. What more could a girl ask for?

-On the off chance that you cheated on him, he would be sad. Disappointed. But he’d also forgive you and welcome you back with open arms, just as long as you promised not to do it, again. You mean too much to him for him to just let you go.

-Rest assured he’d get his revenge on the guy you cheated on him with, though. And don’t try to stop him. His mind is made up.

-Brian is a fantastic boyfriend, though, especially considering all he’s been through and the circumstances you both are in. You definitely mean a lot to him, you’re his rock, his stability, his comfort. And he couldn’t be more thankful.

~Ａｇｅ  Ｃｈａｒｔ~

Jeff the Killer: He’s two years older than his brother, and he was fifteen whenever he killed their father and took off with Liu, which makes him twenty-one now.

BEN Drowned: He’s fifteen, one of the youngest in Slender Manor.

Eyeless Jack: He’s immortal. He was only eighteen when he died, so technically he still is, at least in human form. 

Kagekao: He was cursed from the time he was born, though he only stopped physically aging when he turned twenty.

Hoody: He’s twenty-five; old enough to be mature and make responsible decisions, yet young enough to be physically fit, which is the main reason he was made head proxy.

Masky/Tim: Only one year older than Brian, Tim is twenty-six.

Sally: She’s still a child, and will always be a child. Physically, she’s eight, but because of all the trauma she’s been exposed to at such a young age, she isn’t ignorant to the world’s horrors, making her seem mentally older than she actually is at times. 

Ticci-Toby: He’s now twenty, which means he was seventeen when he was made a proxy.

X-Virus: Cody is sixteen. He was pretty young when he became a Creepypasta, being only twelve at the time.

Clockwork: Natalie is eighteen, even though she acts like she’s an angsty preteen.

Jane: Ironically, she’s the same age as Jeff, which she very much dislikes, because that means she can’t put up the argument that she’s older and therefore wiser. He can’t either, though.

Homicidal Liu: He was merely thirteen when Jeff snapped and they ran away from the law together, and that would make him nineteen now.

Sully: Since he’s a separate identity from Liu, he of course has his own age, origin, and appearance. He claims to be twenty-four years old.

Bloody Painter: He’s twenty-nine, though has the mindset of a very calm and sensible forty-year-old. 

Zero: Alice was thirteen when Zero took over, now she’s kinda-sorta immortal? She ages one year in every five years, so if she was still a normal human, she’d be in her thirties, but she’s only seventeen.

Smile Dog: He’s pretty old, and is also immortal, being about forty years old. He looks like a nearly-grown puppy, though, despite his terrifying size.

Grinny Cat: Same as Smile; he’s immortal, and around a hundred years old.

Slenderman: He’s been around since earth was created. He’s definitely the oldest Creep to ever live.

What Anger Issues?

[Brian]: You need to deal with these anger issues.

[Jeff]: What are you talkin’ about? I don’t have anger issues.

[Jonathan]: Breathes obnoxiously

{Jeff, slamming his fist against the wall]: SHUT IT RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW OR YOU’RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT THE BLADE OF MY KNIFE TASTES LIKE

[Brian, unfazed]: Exactly.

"No no, I'm fine. It's just a scratch."

~Toby, literally dying from a stab wound.

That Was Uncalled For

[Jeff]: So I saw the ugliest thing yesterday—

[Ben, snickering]: Was it a mirror?

[Jeff]: 

[Jeff]: You’re dead meat, fucknut.

Creepypastas & Thanksgiving (OLD)

Jeff: Thanksgiving used to be a big deal for him and his family; his mother and grandmother would cook the dinner, his cousins, uncles, and aunts would come over and visit. It was basically a big family reunion, second only to Christmas. Now he doesn’t really care about it, but if someone makes some food he will likely join in and eat.

Liu: It brings back bitter-sweet memories for him, but he tries to stay positive throughout the day, mostly distracting himself with playing board games, scribbling random things in his notebook. He wished the holiday didn’t even exist.

Sully: He doesn’t give a shit- so what, a day dedicated to eating a bunch of food? Okay, what’s so special about that? Sure, he would eat some turkey if you brought it to the doorstep (I mean, who’s gonna refuse that?) but he wouldn’t go out of his way to go and make a plate.

EJ: Thanksgiving? Doesn’t appeal to him, it’s just another Thursday. He doesn’t eat human food, remember? He will be sick for a week if he tries. Organs are the only thing on his menu.

Sally: She really likes this holiday. It was a big thing in her family, like Jeff’s and Liu’s, and being a kid having growth spurts, she ate a lot. Now that she’s a ghost, she can’t ever get full from eating too much, but she also isn’t particularly hungry. She will still eat some cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes, though.

Cody: He absolutely loves Thanksgiving and will 100% go out of his way to steal all of the ingredients required for a big meal, just as long as he doesn’t have to cook it himself. He has no skills in the kitchen whatsoever.

LJ: Isaac would celebrate it with his family, so he had to take notice of it, but now? He gets extra depressed whenever it rolls around. Then again, it doesn’t take a lot to make this clown depressed, so it’s not really a surprise.

Jane: She likes it fine. She’s almost forced every year by Cody and Sally to cook dinner, and with the help of Brian she succeeds each time. 

Tim: Yeah, he likes Thanksgiving. It’s probably his favorite holiday. Although he tells himself constantly he has nothing to be thankful for...unless he counts not being dead.

Brian: Yes, yes, yes. Jane’s planning on cooking and needs help? Count him in. He’s always loved Thanksgiving, since he was a kid. It’s one of the few times that he allows himself to be more open about his emotions, even though most can’t tell because of his mask.

BEN: He loves food, so of course Thanksgiving is a-go every year. It gives him a chance to feel somewhat human again, and he savors that feeling. Whatever Cody can’t get from a store, BEN will gather from the internet.

Natalie: It’s alright. She’ll eat when someone makes it, but she won’t contribute to helping. It isn’t that important to her. 

Zero: Yeah, she’s like Natalie, she just doesn’t really care, but she also won’t just outright refuse to be a part of it. It’s free food that she didn’t have to make herself. Why not join in?

Helen: He thinks it’s a perfect time to let his artistic nature shine through. The pretty leaves, the bare trees. Amazing for paintings. He also may or may not leave little origami turkeys outside the other’s doors just for the hell of it.

Toby: Meh. It’s meh. He isn’t an obsessive eater by any stretch- in fact, it’s fairly common for him to go three whole days or more without eating anything other than an apple or a bowl of soup. He isn’t in the mind state to care, and he often can’t even tell when his body is hungry, so Thanksgiving is just... meh.

Slenderman: Just another puny human holiday in his mind. Being an otherworldly creature, he doesn’t need to eat anything, so he really doesn’t even try to understand why humans would dedicate an entire day solely to eating food. Humans are weird.

Smile Dog: Leftover turkey for days? Hell yeah. This dog loves all the food he gets, though he doesn’t know why it can’t happen every day. He would personally love to eat a bunch of meat 24\7, straight off the bone.

It’s Just Friendly Banter

[Jane]: Go to hell, you bastard!

[Jeff]: I will. And I’m taking you with me.

"Nothing says Thanksgiving like a dead turkey, autumn leaves, and a house full of psychos."

~Cody

Jeff’s Worst Fear (OLD)

Y\N: What are you afraid of?

Jeff: I’m not afraid of anything.

Y\N: Everyone’s afraid of something.

Jeff: Not me.

Jane: Looks out window

Jane: Oh look at that! 

Y\N: Smirks What is it, Jane~?

Jane: I think I see Nina! 

Jeff: Visibly stiffens

Y\N: Well, that’s strange. What could Nina possibly be doing here?

Jane: Probably to pay her Jeffy a little visit~

Y\N: Cool. We can all eat dinner together!

Jeff: Shakes head frantically

Jane: That sounds like a plan! I’ll go get the door-

Jeff: FUCK NO.

Y\N: What is it, Jeff? 

Jeff: Do NOT let that person inside this house.

Y\N: Aw, why not? I thought you two got along well...

Jeff: Scoffs You know I fucking hate her.

Jane: Well, that’s a bit rude.

Jeff: Rude? She’s obsessed with me!

Y\N: I think you need to confront her about these feelings.

Jeff: I think you need to shut up before my knife goes through your chest.

Y\N: Shakes head in disappointment Tch, tch, tch.

Jane: Opens door

Jeff: What ArE yOu DOING

Jane, Nina impression: IS JEFF THERE??

Jeff: Aw HELL NO Runs away

Y\N, Nina impression: JEFFY MY LOVE, COME BACK!!

Jeff: Runs faster

Jane and Y\N: Giggling like maniacs

Truth or Dare w/ the Creeps (OLD)

Y\N: Who wants to play Truth or Dare?

BEN: Sure.

Cody: Yeah, me, me!

Natalie: Eh, why the hell not.

Jeff: That game is for dumb kids.

Y\N: You’re right, Jeff. Which is why you need to play.

Jeff: Huffs and walks away

Liu: Count me in.

Y\N: Great! Clockwork, truth or dare?

Natalie: Dare.

Y\N: I dare you to kiss the floor.

Natalie: That is such a generic dare it’s comical.

Y\N: Or, ya know, you could always kiss someone...

Natalie: Hell no. Kisses the floor Blegh. When was the last time somebody washed this fucking thing?

Liu: If I remember correctly, you had mopping duty yesterday.

Natalie: Shut your mouth, you two-faced freak.

Sully: I’m not the one with a stopwatch in my fucking eye socket, now am I?

Natalie: Psh. At least I only have one identity.

Sully: I make Liu a whole lot more interesting. Come to think of it, you need another personality.

Y\N: Okay girls, you’re both pretty. Let’s continue the game, shall we?

Sully: Call me a girl again and you’ll regret it.

Natalie: Call me pretty again and I’ll shove a clock into your eye.

Cody: Not if I protect her.

Natalie: Okay. I’ll shove a clock into both of your eyes.

BEN: TRUTH OR DARE! Just say TRUTH OR DARE.

Natalie: Truth or dare... Sully.

Y\N, whispering: Oh this will be interesting.

Sully: Dare. Bring it on, tick-tock.

Natalie: Narrow eyes I dare you to go outside and get eaten by the Rake.

Sully: Ladies first.

Natalie: It wasn’t my dare.

Y\N: Okay Nat, the dares have to be non-lethal.

Natalie: This game has no rules.

Y\N: It does when you want someone to kill themselves.

Natalie: Who says?

Y\N: Yours truly.

Natalie: If I can’t send someone to their grave, I don’t wanna be a part of this.

Sully: Fine by me.

Natalie: Now if you noobs can survive without me, I have a murder to commit.

BEN: We can definitely survive without you.

Natalie: Fine, elf boy. 

Y\N: Clock, don’t leave. We’re in the middle of a game!

Natalie: Ta-ta for now, losers. Walks away

Sully: Well now that we got rid of her... Doll, truth or dare?

Y\N: Are you talking to me?

BEN: I think he’s talking to you.

Y\N: Truth.

Sully: Who do you like most, me or Liu?

Y\N: That isn’t a fair question!

Sully: Just answer it. 

Y\N: I like both of you the same amount!

Sully: No you don’t. I’m better.

Y\N: You both are annoying as hell. I have no more feelings for you than I do Liu.

Sully: Winks Okay, I’ll keep it between us.

Y\N: Rolls eyes BEN, truth or dare?

BEN: Dare. And make it saucy.

Y\N: ... 

Y\N: Okay, go eat two spoonfuls of hot sauce.

BEN: Wait- not that kind of saucy!

Y\N: You should’ve specified.

BEN: Groans

BEN: Gets up and goes to the kitchen

After eating hot sauce

BEN: Internally screaming

Y\N: You okay there, BEN~?

BEN: I-I’m fine. Cody, truth or dare?

Cody: Dare!

BEN: I dare you to leave and not come back.

Cody: ...Oh.

Y\N: BEN. Pick someone else or give him another dare.

BEN: No. He has to complete the dare or he forfeits.

Y\N: Grabs Cody’s hand He isn’t leaving.

BEN: Why do you care so much, anyway?

Y\N: Because he is a part of this game and he will be treated as such.

Cody: Blushes

BEN: Fiiiine! If you’re gonna be so crazy about it. I dare you to stay still the whole rest of the game.

Cody: Okay. Y\N!

Y\N: Hm?

Cody: Truth or dare?

Y\N: Dare...

Cody: I dare you to sing Baby Got Back.

Y\N: Wut.

BEN: Giggles 

Liu: Stares at you with a smirk

Y\N: You’re kidding me.

Cody: Nope!

Y\N: ...

Y\N: I... like big... butts and I cannot lie...

The boys: Snickers

Y\N: Cringes You other brothers can’t deny... that when a girl walks in with an... itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... you get sprung... want to pull up tough...

BEN: STOP, stop, I can’t take it! Laughing hysterically

Y\N: Alright, shut it! Blushes 

Sully: Never did I think I’d see the day when Y\N sung a song about loving a girl’s ass.

Y\N: Cody made me!

Cody: And it was so worth it! Snickers

BEN: Cody, bud, I may have underestimated you.

Y\N: Huffs indignantly Liu, truth or dare.

Liu: Stifles laughter Truth, please.

Y\N: Glares What’s your favorite game?

Sully: Taunting Jeffery and his ugly clown face.

Y\N: I asked Liu, Sully.

Liu: What, like board games, or...?

Y\N: Just overall.

Liu: Chess, probably... although I like Monopoly and Charades.

Y\N: Cool! Maybe we can play one of those next. And get some other residents involved...

BEN: Sounds good.

Sully: Not that psycho clock girl, right?

Y\N: She already left. I doubt she’d be willing to come back.

Sully: Well, you won’t catch me trying to convince her.

Y\N: I wouldn’t have expected to.

Incident (OLD)

Y\n: Walks into medical room Hey, Jack...?

EJ: Y\n? Do you need anything?

Y\n: Um... so I was hanging out with Jeff...

EJ: Shit, Y\n. Who died?

Y\n: I don’t think he’s... dead...

EJ: ... What happened?

Y\n: ...

EJ: Y\n.

Y\n: I... I pushed him off the balcony.

EJ: What was he doing?

Y\n: Being a smart ass.

EJ: So he deserved it?

Y\n: Hell yeah.

EJ: Sigh He’s still- he’s still moving though, right?

Y\n: I think so...

EJ: I’ll go see to him.

Y\n: ...

EJ: ... You might wanna go hide somewhere.

Y\n: Agreed.

EJ: And not in Masky’s room.

Y\n: What about your room?

EJ: Absolutely not.

Y\n: Pfft. What about...

EJ: Nobody’s room.

Y\n: Maybe if I stand completely still he’ll think I’m a statue!

EJ: Y\n, he’s stupid. But he’s not that stupid.

Y\n: Fine. I’ll climb on the roof.

EJ: Don’t do that, either.

Y\n: Why.

EJ: I don’t want you falling and breaking your neck.

Y\n: I’m running out of options here.

EJ: We’re in a mansion.

Y\n: Your point?

EJ: There is thousands of places to hide. 

Y\n: Looks around

EJ: What are you doing?

Y\n: Looking for a hiding spot.

Y\n: Ah, yes.

Y\n: Walks over to a medical bed

EJ: Raises eyebrow

Y\n: Crawls underneath

EJ: ...

EJ: I hope you’re joking.

Y\n: Just be quiet and go take care of the clown wannabe.

He’s A Nice Guy (OLD)

Masky: I’m a nice guy. I wouldn’t hurt a living soul.

Hoody:

Hoody: Tim, you literally just beat the shit out of a sixteen-year-old because he was ‘looking at you wrong’.

Masky: HE THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER THAN ME, THE LITTLE BITCH. WELL I SHOWED HIM DIDN’T I!

Hoody: ...

Masky: I’m a nice guy. I wouldn’t hurt anyone.

Jeff the Killer Headcanons (OLD)

First things first, this dude is a total ass.

He’s sarcastic, laughs at other’s pain, will make fun of anyone whether the situation calls for it or not. He has no filter.

Everyone in the supernatural realm has heard of him; he’s famous for his recognizable facial features and his obnoxious, you’re-a-piece-of-shit-but-so-am-I attitude. 

He knows his face is startling. And he loves flaunting that around because it doesn’t bother him in the least.

But having said that, he takes great pride in his hair. 

He is definitely in love with his hair.

He let it grow out until it was just below his shoulders, and that’s just the perfect length in his opinion because he can throw it around like a sassy teen, he can put it in a ponytail, braid it. He loves to experiment with different techniques and thinks he looks flawless every time.

One of his favorite things to do post-kill is raid his victim’s hair products (he really racks it up if it’s a girl) and steal shampoo, hair-spray, and leave-in conditioners because he wants his hair to be soft and amazing.

He can spend around two hours every day in the bathroom just working on his hair. He doesn’t care.

Everybody knows not to ever insult his precious mane, otherwise Jeff will stab a knife into their arm. 

Moving on.

Before Jeff went ‘killer’ mode, he loved animals. 

That was one of the things he and Liu shared in common, and it never went away. In fact, it probably intensified.

Hence why he claimed Smile Dog as his own and takes care of him.

He’ll tell you quick that Smile is his pride and joy, second to his beautiful hair, of course.

He’ll take Smile on walks, play with him, he even brings him on killings sometimes. He may need some extra help, after all.

His feelings for Liu are…complicated.

Part of him wants to feel remorse for the pain and trauma he caused him, and at times he does, but it doesn’t last very long.

Jeff isn’t stupid. He knows Liu doesn’t like him.

He acts like he doesn’t care, but there are moments he can’t help but miss his older brother and look back at all the memories they share together.

Even if he tried to mend their relationship, Sully wouldn’t have it. 

Jeff and Liu mostly try to avoid each other, but when they do happen to cross paths Jeff will make some snarky remark and Sully will come out and roast him hard.

-”Hey brother, you’re looking good today. I’m sorry I couldn’t attend your funeral last year.”

”Hey bitch, Ronald McDonald called. He wants his face back.”

Jeff doesn’t have many friends. No one wants anything to do with him.

But that’s fine. He finds everybody else annoying as hell to be around.

The only people he can stand to be around without wanting to stab himself in the throat is Hoody (although he does piss him off sometimes), BEN, and Sally.

He and BEN aren’t really friends per se, they just kind of have a “I still don’t like you but you’re a bro” relationship.

Jeff and Sally though? They are very close-knit and enjoy each other’s company.

When Jeff was still leading a normal life, he secretly always wanted a little sister to look up to him as a role-model, like he looked up to Liu.

He has a soft spot for Sally and treats her as part of his very broken family. Having her kind of fills Liu’s absence and it makes him feel somewhat normal.

Plus he finds it ultra cool that she’s literally dead and can do all kinds of wild shit that humans can’t.

He will have tea parties with her, play pretend with her toys, and dress up (he does this very hesitantly, though). 

If anyone tried to hurt Sally he would be very angry and try to hurt them back. 

Even though she’s a ghost and can’t be physically harmed. But he doesn’t give a shit whether she’s mortal or not. He will still hunt bitches down and smite them with his shiny blade.

Much like his hair, he loves his knife with a passion.

He takes great care of it, cleans it regularly, polishes it, makes sure it doesn’t get broken.

He’s named it Kristine.

You think it’s weird naming an inanimate object? 

”If people can name boats, cars, and other shit then I sure as hell will name my knife whatever the fuck I want.”

He loves the color of blood.

Jeff is one of the most frequent killers in the Manor, murdering an average of ten people each week, maybe twelve, if he gets lucky.

He isn’t sure why he enjoys to kill and watch others suffer so much, and he’s never really put much thought into it. He’s just accepted it for what it was and put his mind on important things, like trying to remember if he’s been to this house, before.

If he’s being honest (which is a very rare trait for him okay, let’s get that straight) yeah, sometimes he misses his old life. He misses his mom, his dad, his very few friends. 

But he wouldn’t go back to living it. His life now is a lot more exciting; it allows him to be himself, express himself in ways he couldn’t, previously. It does have its hardships, but he’s willing to take them head on since it means being a Creepypasta. 

Okay so, I’ve known about Laughing Jack’s creator, SnuffBomb, being a total ass for a while, but I’ve just now started looking into it more and I have found that he is more of a sick, disgusting man than I thought.

And now knowing what all he did and what must’ve been going through his mind when he created Laughing Jack, a character that lures in children with candy and the promise of being their friend and then very brutally murders them... I just don’t think I can write LJ in good taste anymore.

I mean, I’ve never particularly loved him, but I didn’t really mind him. Now though? Eh...

So I think I’m just gonna stop writing for him altogether.

I sincerely apologize to all the Laughing Jack fans out there! It’s nothing against you, I just can’t comfortably write for someone whose creator is as twisted as the character himself.

With this decided, please don’t send in requests for LJ anymore, I’ll feel bad having to turn you down.

I’m not deleting past headcanons I did about him, but his whole character will be taken out of my version of the Creepypasta universe, so this means he simply doesn’t exist and therefore the other Creeps could have never interacted with him.

Feel free to leave your thoughts and opinions in the comments. I’m sorry if you don’t agree with this, but I ask that you’ll at least respect my decision and not leave any hate about it.

Baking Fail (OLD)

[Cody]: Hey Sally!

[Sally]: Yeah?

[Cody]: I’ve got a sweet tooth... Wanna help me make some sugar cookies?

[Sally]: YES!

One hour later

[Masky]: Cody.

[Cody]: Smiles innocently Yeah...?

[Masky]: Why the actual hell did you try to bake something?

[Cody]: Um...

[Masky]: And why did you bring Sally in on it?

[Cody]: I was hungry!

[Masky]: So get a sandwich like everyone else!

[Cody]: I didn’t want a sandwich.

[Masky]: Rolls eyes

[Cody]: I-it’s not that bad, okay...

[Masky]: ‘Not that bad’? You set the stove on fire! Nearly blew the whole kitchen up!

[Cody]: Hehe... I’m sorry?

[Masky]: Exasperated sigh

[Masky]: Get the fuck out of here.

[Cody]: ...

[Masky]: Now. Before I shove those God-forsaken cookies you created down your throat.

[Cody]: Leaves hurriedly

[Cody, thinking]: I wonder if Sally has an easy-bake oven...

Christmas Tree (OLD)

[Cody]: Dragging a tree through the front door

[Jeff]: Yo, numb-nuts, that’s where you’ve been for the past three hours? Getting a tree that fuckin’ tiny?

[Cody]: It’s not that small.

[Jeff]: No one’s gonna see it! Where are you planning on putting it, huh? 

[Cody]: Bend over and I’ll show you.

Happy birthday, me! 

I’m feeling good today, and because I love Bloody Painter but have yet to make anything about him...

Bloody Painter Headcanons (OLD)

-Helen is one of the more anti-social Creeps in the Manor. He often stays holed up in his room, sometimes not even coming out for days at a time. 

-As you can imagine, he is very artistic and can create up to five paintings on a good day. 

-His art is something he holds dear to him; it gives him a sense of peace and comfort that he lacks anywhere else, so he is very protective over them and would likely get angry if anyone were to touch or mess with them.

-His paintings are amazing. If you ever saw one you would see the raw emotion hiding within, how much care he put into it to get every little detail correct, how much love must’ve been in his hands when he created it. 

-Though, as much as he loves to paint, that doesn’t disable him from doing other things, too.

-For example, he likes to play around with sculpting clay figureens. He’s actually gotten very good at it- his most recent creation is a miniature reindeer. Gotta get into the Christmas spirit, right?

-He does well at writing, too, even if he only does that when he’s feeling particularly fatigued and can’t bring himself to paint. 

-He has written several short stories- all of which are very well-made and could compare to some modern best-selling books- and had them stored in a drawer that he specifically uses for paper, ink for his typewriter, pencils, etc..

-In fact, he has a place in his room for all of his things, whether it be a canvas, paint brushes, paint, anything, really. 

-If you were to step into his room you would see a disorganized mess, but he calls it “functional chaos”. And it is, indeed, chaotic, but he manages so I guess it’s all good.

-Never, and I mean never, attempt to clean his room for him. I don’t care if your excuse is “I just wanted to help him”, and he doesn’t care either. He would probably have a full-blown panic attack if he walked in and his room was actually organized and clean.

-He is prone to anxiety so it’s safe to say that wouldn’t help him very much.

-Like, his room was fine the way he had it. Why would anyone change it??

-He gets along with nobody in the Manor. He finds everybody obnoxious to be around and frankly a waste of his time.

-He can tolerate Hoody and Jane, but as for the others?

-They better stay away from him.

-Even lil Sally, but then again she’s also a kid and he never was very good with children.

-He gets agitated easily, especially if somebody is making fun of his name. 

-”Y’know, last time I checked Helen was a girl’s name. Unless you had a sex change. What’s the matter, Helen? Were you not happy being a girl?”

-Though he never gets physical with anyone (except for his victims, but that’s pretty much a given), and he rarely gets verbal. He’ll just try his best to ignore the pest and reside to his quiet, calming room to let his emotions out in the form of art.

-He only eats when necessary, and because he doesn’t use up much energy while he paints or sculpts or anything else, he only eats once or twice a day. Sometimes he’ll wander downstairs to the kitchen, though most times he pulls out one of his MREs and snacks on that.

-Helen is such a quiet and reserved person that the other Creeps commonly forgets that he even exists.

-Like, they’ll suddenly see him walking around the hall and be like, “Oh right, I forgot about him.”

-He doesn’t really care though.

-If nobody thinks about him then he can’t be bothered, right?

-His mind is oftentimes too preoccupied to think about having a companion. 

-He almost never thinks about how lonely he really is, but when the topic does come up, yeah, sure. It would be nice being in a relationship. But he’d be too busy to properly maintain it, besides, wouldn’t it be kind of pointless?

-He just knows nobody would be interested in being his girlfriend, though, even if he was interested. Mostly cause he doesn’t know anyone that endearing.

-He can be pretty apathetic at times, even seeming harsh and impatient. But in all honesty, he’s one of if not the most patient Creepypasta. You have to have patience to do what he does.

-He’s also pretty nice, once you break his barriers down and become his friend.

-That’s an accomplishment within itself, lemme just say. 

-But once you’ve made your way into his life and become important in his eyes, he is very loyal and somewhat protective.

-It would definitely be a surprise to him if you were to show interest in him, platonic or otherwise.

-He really doesn’t know it, but he does need some affection sometimes. But he’s too stubborn to admit it, even if he did know it.

Rules For the Blog

This is a little thingy I’m keeping to remind myself and show you who I write for, what conditions I write them under, and so on. 

You need to read this before sending in a request, because if you ask something that I cannot do, I will feel bad about having to turn you down. So please skim this over before sending in an ask!

I can make scenarios, headcanons (my personal favorite), and oneshots if you request them, however I won’t write anything with smut or that’s NSFW. 

I do not write ships between any of the Creepypastas, and I don’t write male x male or female x female unless it is a platonic relationship only, like Ben and Jeff. I’m aware that most people don’t mind writing same sex ships, but I am not comfortable with it and therefore won’t be doing it. 

If you want headcanons, you can request up to five Creepypastas, though I will warn you the headcanons are likely to be shorter with that many characters involved unless I’m feeling particularly creative.

If you want a scenario\oneshot, then it’s preferred you only ask for one Creep, maybe two.

If you want something platonic with the reader, I will automatically write a female reader unless informed otherwise.

I do match-ups in case you’re curious! Just be sure to write a vivid physical description of you\your OC, key elements to their personalities, and what they’re looking for in a partner. This will be replied to with headcanons, not a oneshot.

Lastly, I don’t write gender neutral readers unless it’s for a platonic request. I’m the kind of author that relies on physical details a lot, so writing for someone that lacks any kind of physicality that a certain gender would have is difficult for me. I can’t really imagine it, ya know?

Down below is a list of all the characters I write for. I will not be doing characters that aren’t here.

~𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜~

Masky\Tim

Hoody\Brian

Ticci-Toby

X-Virus

Jeff the Killer

Homicidal Liu\Sully

Candy Pop

BEN Drowned

Zero

Clockwork

Bloody Painter

Eyeless Jack

The Puppeteer

Kagekao

~𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜~

Sally Williams

Smile Dog

Jane the Killer

Slenderman

Grinny Cat

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And that’s that. I don’t write romantic relations with Jane because she is a lesbian and I want to respect that, so I’m not gonna pair her with male readers. 

As you can imagine, Sally is merely a child and Grinny and Smile are both animals, so they can’t be paired with anyone. As for Slenderman... I have a very hard time picturing him with a s\o and it would feel awkward writing for such.

These are my boundaries, and I would really appreciate it if you respected them! I’m not trying to sound rude or overbearing, and I am most definitely not a homophobic. I love everybody and respect people and their decisions, and I wouldn’t ever hate anyone for who they’re attracted to. Please don’t accuse me of loathing the LGBTQ community and hating on anyone, because that is anything but correct.

Another thing that should be mentioned is I don’t write anything that has to do with politics. Mostly cause the Creeps are isolated and don’t really care for that stuff.

But yes, these are the rules that I’d like you to abide by. If you have a question about why I don’t write for a certain character you can ask me, although I most likely already know who they are but just don’t write for them for whatever reason.

I may add some more Creeps to this list in the future, but for now it’s only these 19 (which I personally think is plenty tbh), though if your favorite character is left out you can tell me and I may consider adding them! 

With all this outta the way, feel free to request, and I’ll get to it ASAP! Hope you enjoy the blog~