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“I Am The Thing That Keeps You Up At Night.”

They/themcurrently obsessed with futuristic four, Starkid/Hatchetfield, Ben 10, and Doctor WhoArt blog that doesn’t post art lmfaoo

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11 months ago

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11 months ago

Sooo i have a CRAZY idea, guys what if we combined the Futuristic Four and the Hope Kids guys please please PLEASE I NEED IT

Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please
Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please
Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please
Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please
Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please
Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please
Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please
Sooo I Have A CRAZY Idea, Guys What If We Combined The Futuristic Four And The Hope Kids Guys Please

It would be such a cool group! Plus if we’re bringing back rotbtd we might as well do what they did back then and make a group of 8, i forgot what it was called but it was the og big four, Elsa and Anna, then Kristoff and Eugene and they cooked every time (almost)

Anywho uhh I’ll probably post more of them but for now i gotta figure out what to call this group


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11 months ago

I don't know which feels more illegal, the absolutely flawless vocals on I Can Be Bad, or the fact that it's only one minute long 😭


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11 months ago

Yo this is actually pretty good

Mash-up of the BIG FOUR.


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11 months ago
Dan And Donna

dan and donna


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11 months ago

I’ll obsess over this at 8pm later but for now reblogging so i remember

"combined your hyper fixations" they said....

"It'll be fun" they said..

Do you know how hard it is to make an AU of two pieces of media that have nothing in common (I've done this to myself)

Anyway I give you the hatchet field Ben 10 AU 😭

"combined Your Hyper Fixations" They Said....

Richie is Ben

Grace is Gwen

Paul is Max

"combined Your Hyper Fixations" They Said....

Brainstorming/Other sketches/Explanation 👇

"combined Your Hyper Fixations" They Said....
"combined Your Hyper Fixations" They Said....

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"combined Your Hyper Fixations" They Said....

His nickname is so goofy no one's calling him that 🙏😭

"combined Your Hyper Fixations" They Said....

Just a beta design for wiggly..

"combined Your Hyper Fixations" They Said....

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Okay so basically Richie gets the Omnitrix. it was originally supposed to go to Miss Holloway but ends up in Richie's hands. After this Paul proposal in impromptu tour of the USA. Grace comes along as a program for her church basically doing missionary business but ends up getting thrown into this whole mess.

Basically most of the Lord's in blacks power is put into the Omnitrix probably by Webby and the Lords are trying to get that power back.

Basic plot ig

Notes:

-Max does have absorption powers like Kevin presumably given by the Lord's in blacks fucking with stuff. Anyway, absorbing the powers from the watch let's max turn into his ghost form eventually getting stuck that way.

-Grace uses the black book to perform magic like Gwen.

- Paul proposes the road trip because he is the hatchet field universe equivalent to a plumber but instead of plumbers it's CCRP anyway they're going around the world to get Richie out of hatchet field (presumably where the Lord's in Black are strongest)

- this stuff probably won't make sense if you're a Ben 10 fan so I apologize I am willing to explain anything to anybody just ask. This is also not a super serious AU because I think trying to combine these two pieces of media is already hard enough I wouldn't want to make it super in detailed but I hope you like the concept. 😭

Aliens designs for the Lord's in Black coming soon..


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11 months ago

My family asks me what my favorite actor is.

I lie and say Ryan Reynolds.

Little do they know I am rotating Jon Matteson in my head at 100 mph while Inevitable plays in the background.

This is my life.


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1 year ago

@razbotz SOMEONE ELSE LIKES THE BIG 8 IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

@razbotz SOMEONE ELSE LIKES THE BIG 8 IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

Oh yeah btw I’ll try to make an edit w/ all 8 of them and if i can’t I’ll just mashup the characters into 2 groups and work from there 💪

I wish I was good at editing so I could make Meet the rise of the brave tangled hero dragons the incredible bolt (big 8) content

(It's a futuristic four and Big four crossover I made bc cringe culture is dead)


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1 year ago

JUMPING FOR JOY THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE IT OMG OMG

Paul babysitting basically everyone below 20 is so interesting to me + Gary being Paul’s brother and thus completing the Paul is Richie’s uncle hc I’m literally starry eyed rn i need to tattoo this onto my brain. ALSO Tom and Emma interactions >>>> i think they should interact more in general

I adore this!!! ty so much :3

SO SORRY IF THIS IS AWKWARD but i wanted to send in a writing thing 😭

prompt: what if Paul and Emma swapped places with Tom in Black Friday? Like Emma is part of the doll ‘feast or famine’ crowd for. Yk, the family reasons and Paul (unaffected) essentially is just running around/running into the foster sisters and whatever the hell was happening in the mall. Dude is having a terrible time as always

(If i phrased that weirdly can i just ask for paulkins interacting with the foster sisters in a casual setting please 🙏 ty!)

yeah!!!!! love this idea sm, hope you like it :)

“You want us to do what?” Emma slammed her coffee on the table.

“Pick up a Wiggly for Tim.” Emma scoffed at Tom. Paul stood awkwardly in the corner. He didn’t want to get involved, Emma was better at arguments.

“Why would we-”

“I want to spend the holidays with my son, not waiting in line.” Tom said. Emma rolled her eyes.

“I thought we were spending the holidays together, Tom. As a family.” Tom clenched his fists.

“My son lost his family when that car crashed. I’ve never asked anything of you ever before. Do this one thing for Me. For Tim. For Jane.” Emma looked away. After a few seconds, she walked over to Paul.

“Lets go get a fucking Wiggly, I guess.” They picked up their bags.

“Emma? Where are you going?” Tim asked, poking his head into the kitchen.

“We have to go to the hardware store to pick up a new bandsaw for your dad. Merry Christmas, Tim.” Emma slammed the door shut.

-

“There's nowhere to park…” Emma said, driving slowly.

“There?” Paul asked, pointing at a large spot.

“That's where the delivery trucks dump their stuff off.”

“It’s probably fine. Let's just hurry.” They parked the car and hopped out, and began walking into the mall.

“You can’t park there.” A voice said. It was a teenager, wearing the Toy Zone uniform and smoking a cigarette. She couldn’t have been older than 19. Paul blinked a few times.

“Lex? Lex Foster?” He asked. She nodded.

“I used to babysit her and her sister,” Paul said to a confused Emma.

“Have you babysitted everybody in this town?” she mumbled under her breath.

“Do you know how many Wiggly’s they have left?” Paul asked. Lex sighed.

“The store isn’t even open yet. Not that it matters. People have been waiting outside for days. You'll be lucky if you even get in the store by noon.” Paul groaned.

“C’mon, let's at least see if we can… buy our way into line? Or something? I don't know. Let's just hurry up.” Emma walked off, dragging Paul behind her. He waved awkwardly at Lex.

“You can’t park here!” Lex called after them. They didn’t hear her. “Oh well.”

-

“Hello? Sorry, can we cut in here for… uh… twenty bucks?” Emma said, pulling some cash from her pocket. The girl in line scowled at her. She was wearing a nursing uniform. Emma vaguely remembered her from highschool.

“Hey, some people have been waiting in line for a very long time, that’s not very fair,” a blonde lady shouted from further ahead. The nurse ignored the other customer.

“No, you can’t cut. That's bribery, and it... should be illegal.” Emma opened her mouth to retaliate, but Paul stopped her.

“Emma! Emma! Over here.” She turned. Paul was pointing to- Gary Goldstien? The attorney?

“This is Gary. He’s uh- my brother. Gary, this is Emma. My…” He shrugged. Emma glared at the nurse one last time and walked to where Paul was standing.

“Hi Gary, nice to meet you. Can we cut you for twenty bucks?”

“Sure. I’ll do it for free. I’ve a lot of favors due to Paul here for taking care of my son when I'm away,” Gary said in his nasally voice. Emma smiled at him.

“Hopefully this will go by quick so we can all go home.” She muttered to Paul as they squeezed their way into line.

-

Emma tried to be quiet as the rabid customers ran by her hiding spot, the popcorn counter in the movie theater. She looked out and saw Paul skittering towards her.

“What the fuck was that?” He whispered, crouching down into the shadows with her. His face was ridden with sweat and panic.

“I-I don’t know. Everyone’s going crazy. Is Gary- where’s Gary?”

“He… I think… I think he killed a guy. I don’t know what’s happening to him- what's happening to anybody. We know these people. They’re not murderers.” Emma nodded.

“We just need too-”

Something clattered to the floor. Emma shrieked, and Paul jumped up, looking around their area. He locked eyes with a young girl, who had knocked a can off of the counter on accident.

“Hannah?” He asked her. She backed up against the wall.

“Bad blood… bad blood…” she repeated it over and over again. Paul looked at Emma, who had calmed down.

“It’s Lex’s sister.” He turned back to the frightened girl.

“Hannah? It’s me, Paul. I used to babysit you. Do you remember?” He walked a little closer to her, and she whimpered, clutching her backpack.

“Hannah… what’s in the backpack?”

“Bad. Bad. Webby says it’s bad. He’s bad. He’ll trick you! He- he…” She started crying. Emma came up to the girl and sat down next to her.

“It’s ok. It’s ok.” She let Hannah lean on her. Emma looked in the backpack quickly.

“Oh. It’s a Wiggly.” A look came over Emma’s face. A look Paul had never seen before. A look Paul didn’t like.

“Emma?” She didn’t look at him. She slowly took the bag from Hannah. The girl looked up at her with a distressed expression.

“No! No! Bad!” Emma stood up.

“Lets go Paul.”

“No! He’s bad! Black and White! Bad blood! NO!” She grabbed at the bag, and Emma kicked her legs.

“Emma!” Paul rushed to stand in front of Hannah. “Emma, this isn’t you.” Her eyes darted around.

“Tim wants this doll. He needs it. He needs it.” Paul shook his head.

“Leave the doll! We need to get out of here, get safe.” She locked eyes with him, and her gaze softened. She dropped the bag. Paul took Hannah’s hand.

“We need to find somewhere safe. Let’s go.”

-

“Emma?” Tom jumped out of the car and rushed to her. Emma ran to embrace him, and Paul shook his hand awkwardly afterwards.

“Tom, god, I'm so glad you’re here.” The mall was aflame behind them, and the few stragglers that made it out were charred and distressed. Hannah and Lex had found each other in the mall, and Paul could only hope they got out.

“I’m so sorry, Emma. I- I don’t know why I sent you to get that doll. Tim doesn’t even want it. I’m gonna get him a Nintendo or something.” They all laughed, but soon a silence followed.

“I almost lost Paul in there."

"And my... my brother..." Paul looked back at the mall. He still hadn't fully processed what had happened to Gary. Maybe he got out? Paul doubted it. He'd never see his brother again. He'd have to tell Richie. He'd have to tell his friends and family that Gary had burned in the mall after beating a teenage boy to death. He looked away from the people, and squeezed Emma's hand tighter. She continued talking to Tom.

"All this stuff, people dying... friends, family... it made me start to think…Tom, it’s time we sit down, as a family, and talk about Jane.” He looked reluctant, but nodded.

“I’m just glad you’re ok. Both of you. And I'm sure Tim will love spending the rest of Christmas with his Aunt. And Paul.” Paul gave him a thumbs up, wiping his eyes. If he could make it through today... he could make it to tomorrow. that is, if tomorrow even came.

A plane whooshed overhead.


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1 year ago

Head in hands i need to watch everything AGAIN it’s so cool omg 😭

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

The Hatchetfield Plotline Has Me In A CHOKEHOLD

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do


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1 year ago

someone invents a recipe > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > (this continues indefinitely)

1 year ago

More Danny Cooksey voice clip extracts. (because his beautiful voice). Here’s a number of things you never thought you’d hear Jack say. Once again, may the Xiaolin Showdown fandom interoperate this however they like.


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1 year ago
Four Char-grilled Burgers, Three Chili-cheese Dogs, Three Pulled Pork Sandwiches, Two Orders Of Onion

Four char-grilled burgers, three chili-cheese dogs, three pulled pork sandwiches, two orders of onion rangs, and a milkshake. And whatever Jack wants.


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1 year ago
Benkai Nation Rise Up

benkai nation rise up

my kai fanon is that she has pretty bad anger issues from her mom's side of the family that no one has taught her how to deal and dismiss bc of her gender, and this leads her to often say cruel things to people out of obliviousness and then get angry when they react poorly. she likes to be alone so she doesnt blow up at people or say something mean on accident. sure, she likes benwolf, but she also likes ben because instead of dismissing her anger or shunning her for it, he confronts her about it and tries to help her cope (she has been secretly kicking the shit out of herself for years for making the dog comment to him. why did she say that. they were getting along so well.)

Benkai Nation Rise Up

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1 year ago
I Wanted To Draw The Lords In Black Wearing Black (rbs > Likes, This Took Forever Haha)

i wanted to draw the lords in black wearing black (rbs > likes, this took forever haha)


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