Like No Shit Its Such A Struggle To Figure Out Witch One To Do!!!

Like no shit its such a struggle to figure out witch one to do!!!

Sh, masturbate, or sleep? That’s what’s really about…..

This is great Info for beginers and older therians

HELLO OTHERKIN/THERIANS/ALTERHUMANS/NONHUMANS/OTHERLINKERS/OTHERPAW!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY AN ETHICAL TAIL BUT DON'T KNOW WHERE? IM HERE TO GIVE YOU TIPS!

Okay I'll stop talking in caps now, but here you have my tail guide for any and all people who just want a tail!

Cruel fur farms treat their animals badly, and it's best to avoid them. Here are some tips on how to spot cruel farms from the ethically sourced ones! (Most tips from here!)

Cruel:

- Sold/Sourced from Asia (Asia has bad animal cruelty laws)

- From Wish, AliExpress, Amazon, Temu or EBay (Even the 'faux fur' ones can be real and cruel)

- If they use stock photos

- Asian lobster clams (This does not always indicate cruelty)

- If they look thin, small, and generally unhealthy

- Any usage of 'mink farms' in desc.

- If they are bleached or colored

- If the price is low (Under 20-25)

- No info about source (Always ask the seller if you're not sure)

Ethical:

- Scraps that were being thrown away otherwise (Should be in item description or FAQ)

- Lived long and happy lives (Item description or FAQ)

- Thick, healthy tails

- Population control/Legal hunters (With a permit)

Now I'll show a few Etsy shops I've confirmed to be Ethically sourced!

^ Cute animal tails with charms

Prices: €28,48 - €68,35

^ Coyote & Possum tails, would check each item separately to be sure :3

Prices: €11,49 - €38,30

Disclaimer! These do not come with clips, you have to add them yourselves

^ Fox tails :D

Price: €43,28

^ Fox tails of all colors

Prices: €25,42 - €55,07

^ Fox tails Prices: €23,94

Etsy shops that sell faux fur tails!

^ Variety faux fur tails with squeakers in them! Foxes/Canines, wild cats & nub tails!

Prices: €22,78 - €235,36 (Most are around €30-€40)

^ Faux fur cosplay tails & ears (Mainly the bigger ones like cheetah, snow leopard, etc.)

Prices: €25,63 - €102,52 (Most are around <40 and are often tail + ears combo)

If you know any other ethical/faux fur Etsy shops, please link them and I'll add them here! :D

𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤: ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ ɪᴛ/ɪᴛꜱ?

𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣: ᴡʜᴀᴛꜱ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ? ᴍɪɴᴇ ɪꜱ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ!

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ. ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟᴇꜱꜱ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ ɪᴛ.

ʏᴇꜱ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴘᴇʟʟ!! ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴅʏꜱʟᴇxɪᴀ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ!

----------------------------𝕋𝕎 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕒𝕘𝕖 --------------------------------

ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴏꜰ $ᴇʟꜰ ʜ@ʀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ $ᴇʟꜰ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ

ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ

ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴅʀᴜɢ ᴜꜱᴇ

alter human shit

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

oops

FR FR

yes i am coping with memes

I know I don't have my wings anymore, I know they were ripped out of me for not following there 'rules'. But why should I be punished for the beauty that I created? Why can I still feel the bumps where they should be, oh do they ache. It feels as if they were still there, and I despise myself for wishing they were.

it do be like that though.