This Is Hilarious To Me

This is hilarious to me

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Sometimes my rosary is deliberate, reverent, focused. Sometimes it is hurried, scattered. Sometimes it is mystical and emotional, and sometimes it is dull and almost trite. Sometimes I pray it with fervor, other times with desperation, often with a sense of duty and diligence. But I keep praying it, no matter the mood, or circumstance, or even the experiences I feel while praying it. Because I have found that daily consistent prayer of the rosary is mediating graces into my life that I am so very often blind to. It is an act of love and devotion and a practice in the diligence of ongoing sanctification. It grounds me and lifts my eyes heavenward. I am so grateful for the rosary <3

"abre a porta" ksksksksk

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:

"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "

and why?

because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.

Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."

Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"

so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.

Losing my mind over the gospel of Luke being like “they wrapped his body in linen cloth and laid him in a tomb” after the beginning of the story being “they wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger” like

I’m absolutely feral