I Haven't Researched This Or Anything, But I Am A Firm Believer That The Reason Women Get Small Pockets

I haven't researched this or anything, but I am a firm believer that the reason women get small pockets is because big pockets (particularly in tighter pants) bunch up and the patriarchy says women need curvy hips not bunches of fabric.

But also, as a thrift store employee, if I can't tell if a pair of pants is women's or men's, I put my hand in the pocket. If they are fake pockets or I can barely fit my hand, they're women's.

We spend so much time arguing about corsets when we could be spreading the gospel of "women's clothes DID used to have pockets and they were F*CKING HUGE and we should bring them back"

New tags game reblog this and put in the tags what you think your one unique but very mundane super power is I'll start mine is that I inexplicably do not break any of the technology I own not phones not computers not gaming consoles nothing never broken or cracked or chipped a single one

I would love to have a president (talking about the US) who is a tumblr person. I think that would be a really interesting platform, like the issues they raise awareness for, and when they meet people and try to make jokes, all the jokes would be very tumblr. Jokes referring to color theory and horse pinko and vanilla extract, and they could refer to their spouse as their blorbo.

And the best part. They stole their shoelaces from the president.

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

Your moral ocd is lying to you and tumblr is lying to you. you do NOT have to reblog any post you dont want to and you dont need to justify it and youre not prejudiced against a certain marginalized group if you dont reblog an Upsetting Post about a Current Issue said group is facing