I Would Love To Have A President (talking About The US) Who Is A Tumblr Person. I Think That Would Be

I would love to have a president (talking about the US) who is a tumblr person. I think that would be a really interesting platform, like the issues they raise awareness for, and when they meet people and try to make jokes, all the jokes would be very tumblr. Jokes referring to color theory and horse pinko and vanilla extract, and they could refer to their spouse as their blorbo.

And the best part. They stole their shoelaces from the president.

I find it highly amusing how in situations where the ninja are separated/it's just the OG four, Kai and Zane immediately assume control/start spearheading the team because apparently no one else is sane enough or in the right mind to do so.

Your honour, they literally have one of the best dynamics in the show, with how they're probably the most protective people in the team. And it makes me mad how this is overlooked by the fandom and the show.

Inej walking past in the background: Jes you're out of milk

Kaz walking past with a mug: your espresso machine is broken

I propose a modern AU where Jesper is a successful YouTuber, and his audience grows increasingly distressed and confused whenever the other Crows show up in the background, like: Are those infamous criminals Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa????? Is that famous politician Wylan Van Eck???? He's your boyfriend???? HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HOUSE

Jesper: Am I cool or what?!

Kaz: What.

Jesper: I said, am I cool or-

Kaz: Yeah, I heard you.

I haven't researched this or anything, but I am a firm believer that the reason women get small pockets is because big pockets (particularly in tighter pants) bunch up and the patriarchy says women need curvy hips not bunches of fabric.

But also, as a thrift store employee, if I can't tell if a pair of pants is women's or men's, I put my hand in the pocket. If they are fake pockets or I can barely fit my hand, they're women's.

We spend so much time arguing about corsets when we could be spreading the gospel of "women's clothes DID used to have pockets and they were F*CKING HUGE and we should bring them back"