Six Of Crows Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Matthias: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Jesper: Well, Wylan and I-
Wylan: *elbows Jesper*
Jesper: …wouldn’t know.
i hate Netflix now
why did they do this , i just finshed the king of scars book and i noticed how the bee went to zoya in the tv show and how they also has stuff about perum . netfix with the crows in shadow and bone took some stuff and made it before the mine soc and ck books so it whuld be hard to do now
Nina: Time is money; Money is power; Power is waffle; Waffle is knowledge.
Kaz: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Nina: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Baby Kaz Brekker: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
Kaz: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Van Eck: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
Nina: Matthias told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.
Matthias: Nina, is that legal?
Kaz: When there are no cops around, anything's legal.
JESPER: I'm so scared of zombie apocalypses!!!
KAZ: Zombies eat brains, you would be safe, definitely!
matthias: how does one "wake up and choose violence"?
kaz, in the kitchen, drinking coffee with 10 shots of espresso that's pretty much petroleum: good morning
wylan: you do that.
"So,who is the leader out of you"
Kaz: Me
Everyone else: Inej
Kaz: What are you talking about? I am the leader of the Dregs
Matthias: i am not a Dreg
Nina: I was only there temporally
Wylan: I am only an asociate
Jesper: Remember i retired to live on a mansion?
Kuwei: And isn't Inej a captain now? so she no longer works with you
Milo: "bleat"
Nina: And if you and Inej for some reason end up as sworn enemies, i´d choose join her gang over yours
Matthias: I´d kill you if Inej orders me to
Kaz: You´d do it anyway
Matthias: Good point
Jesper: Bros before hoes so...that means i´d go with Inej too
Wylan: Hoes before bros so i have to go with Jesper
Kuwei : I don't think i´ve ever crossed a word with Inej ever.Yet i would rather go with her over you
Nina: In fact, if you tried to ask the actual crows of the barrel.Well, they remember who feeds them.
Kaz:
Kaz:
Kaz : Who i´m kidding? i´d pick Inej over myself too
Inej: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Wylan: I think you mean cards.
Kaz: She did not.
Inej, showing her multiple knives: I did not.
Inej: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste so effervescent.
Jesper: I'm constantly looking up words you say to find out what they mean.
Inej: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, and toothpaste helps to keep them clean and shiny.
nina:do you have feelings for anyone?
kaz: yes, some are even positive
Oh god no
Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice
Jesper: *says something in Suli*
Inej: You just told me you're pregnant
Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing
jesper: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million kruge?
kaz: i'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free
jesper, tearing up: i'm your best friend?
Inej walking past in the background: Jes you're out of milk
Kaz walking past with a mug: your espresso machine is broken
I propose a modern AU where Jesper is a successful YouTuber, and his audience grows increasingly distressed and confused whenever the other Crows show up in the background, like: Are those infamous criminals Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa????? Is that famous politician Wylan Van Eck???? He's your boyfriend???? HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HOUSE
Jesper: I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. Just you wait.
Jesper: You'll be waiting a while but just you wait
wylan - pretty sure that's illegal , kaz
kaz - pretty sure im a criminal , wylan
Alright, I'm back. Take a random scenario 'cause why not.
Matthias: You'll run out of tricks some day demjin-
Kaz: Correct. Then I will use your thick skull to break in or out.