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Nina: Time is money; Money is power; Power is waffle; Waffle is knowledge.
Kaz: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Nina: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Baby Kaz Brekker: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
Kaz: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Van Eck: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
Nina: Matthias told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.
Matthias: Nina, is that legal?
Kaz: When there are no cops around, anything's legal.
JESPER: I'm so scared of zombie apocalypses!!!
KAZ: Zombies eat brains, you would be safe, definitely!
Comparing Kanej to a mafia romance should be illegal. Mafia romances have toxic men that gets into toxic relationship which is ultimately unhealthy for the poor love interest. Kanej has a twisted, crooked, wrong, but not so broken man that is willing to pull himself together into some semblance of a man for his love interest. They’re not the same
Took me a good two hours to do
and since i was talking about Inej and colors in my last post, all of the crows have “assigned colors”
so much so that i could literally show you a picture of six colorful blocks and you’d be able to tell it’s the crows.
to demonstrate:
Ladies and Gentlefolk, 6 of the most dangerous criminals in Ketterdam
told you
I just think that Jordie and Inej would have been best friends and they would gang up on Kaz and tease him together and Kaz would act so annoyed but really he loves them both and loves that the two most important people in his life get along so well and yeah
jesper fanboy moment
🎶 IT WAS A MURDER BUT NOT A CRIMEEEE 🎶
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Jesper: Wylan! Engage your enemy!
Wylan, getting down on one knee: Will you mar-
Jesper: NOT LIKE THAT!!
Yeah okay, seeing Alina and the Darkling and all of the Ravka shit in TV is going to be the death of me , BUT I'm honestly sticking around for✨ Dregs content ✨
*The one and only Kaz Brekker, the Demjin, the Bastard of the Barrel, the Monster himself after stabbing that dreg's leg*: I recommend a cane
My asexual ass:
Hello guys!
to whoever is currently reading this, I have been writing a Kaz Brekker story in Wattpad and not much is reading it and I have been spending hours to write a new chapter that only has 3 or 2 votes, so if you want you can check it out and please comment your opinion it will make my day!!
here's the link to the account<33
I really hope you enjoy Fairytale and thank you so much<3
Kaz Brekker Headcanons
Cat entering her hc era thanks to my maid of honor @x-liv25 . Please go read her TIG headcanons!
MASTERLIST
Kaz once said "you shouldn't make friends with crows," "why not?" "they don't have any manners." I headcanon that he tried to feed a crow and actually be nice to it but it bit him so now he forever holds the grudge
He has a stack of makeup in his desk drawer in case he needs to change his face up a bit for a job and he's excellent at it
At some point, when he was still struggling with finding a job after Jordie's death, he stole someone's purse and found bronzer/contour that he used to draw himself abs to look strong and "hirable".
He doesn't mind touching animals without his gloves
He realized that when he tried to save an abandoned kitten in the rain when he was younger
He felt bad for it because it reminded him of him and Jordie
He saw it as a debt-ish to Jordie to save the kitten
It once brought Kaz a mouse as a gift and Kaz genuinely appreciated the gesture
Kaz POV: "What a distinguished gentleman who knows I'm worthy of great gifts and appreciation"
Kaz knew he couldn't really keep a cat in his line of work, it'd be a weakness, so when it was old enough, he snuck it into Pekka's office and watched the vicious little feline tear Pekka's stuff to shreds
"A cat after my own heart"
When Kaz got the Dregs tattoo, he didn't want the artist to touch him, so he tattooed the logo himself. It was a bit shaky but then he hired a Tailor to fix the edges without touching him
Alternative solution to the bad edges: He fixes them up with stolen foundation whenever he isn't wearing long sleeves or something that would cover it up.
They day he first saw Inej and she snuck up on him, he had a panic attack but hid it well
At this point in his life, he was used to being in control, to knowing everything. Having Inej sneak up on him (and knowing that she could have potentially killed him without him having time to retaliate had she been trained) freaked him out. He felt weak, Kaz Rietveld again.
Kaz spends half an hour every other day locked in his office without his gloves, lathering his hands in hand cream.
Whenever he'd grab someone by the collar or any form of violence with contact, the last thing the victim could think about is why his hands smell nice. Nobody ever lived to tell the tale.
He's a sucker for a good chocolate cake.
He absolutely HATES ice cream. It makes too much of a sticky gooey mess for him.
He also probably has a sensitive throat so he doesn't really eat cold/frozen stuff or drinks
Once he made a deal with Nina which resulted in him going to a café to buy her a pumpkin spice latte. Once he sniffed Nina's, he quickly bought another one for himself and chugged it before he could get back. Obviously he did that in a dark alleyway so that nobody could see him and use it as blackmail.
Once he used (obviously stolen) paint to decorate his very own set of cards.
He then made another elaborate plan of his and managed to auction them off for a grotesque amount of kruge.
Probably forged DeKappel's signature on the back of each with perfect precision
For those that forgot, DeKappel is some famous painter in the series. Kaz stole a DeKappel oil painting from Van Eck.
Help I didn't realize how fun HCs were, I could make a thousand of these
Six of crows - deleted scenes 😆
Random dime lion: *Points gun at Jesper and Kaz* give me your money if you want to live
Jesper: Bold of you to assume I have money
Kaz: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Inej: *knocking down Dime lion* guys, now is not the time