Both Albus And Scorpius Are Theatre Kids And I Will Die On This Hill

both albus and scorpius are theatre kids and i will die on this hill

albus is so “waving through a window” and scorpius is so “michael in the bathroom”

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

if i had a nickel for every time i became hyperfixated on a cringey, fanfictiony story about the "next generation" that comes after a classic and widely beloved piece of media SOLELY because they baited me in with a (somehow well written despite it all) gay ship, i would have two nickels!!!! which isn't a lot but HOW DID I FALL FOR IT TWICE!!!!!

harry being all “it’ll take your feelings into account!!!” about the sorting hat humorously backfiring because ya… it did….. except all it did was push albus closer to slytherin because he met the weird malfoy boy and was like yeah I need to spend seven years with this kid fr

>posting about scorbus in my mum’s car

>i look up and see this

>the celestial beings declare Scorbus is cannon