Roundtable Head Cannon. Been A While Since I Post This Particular Neuron So Here Is The ContextEverytime

Roundtable head cannon. Been a while since I post this particular neuron so here is the context “Everytime one the afterlifer die they appear sitting at a round table with their other lives. There is more to this but its unimportant, what is important is the roundtable head cannons version of HFIL- if you know you know- or league of dead villains

So hear me out, The league of dead villain in order of names consists of

Illusioner Fwip

Avian Lauren

Enderian Lauren

Vex Lauren

Dullahan Seapeekay

Debatably Shadow Crawler Shubble

Vampire Smajor

Debatably Half Wither Sausage 

and guess whose the overseer of this nonsense that’s right Angel Smajor

Roundtable headcanon

Goolien Lizzie has teamed up with Kangaroo Lizzie to prank  Raccoon Lizzie and Floran Lizzie because they made fun of the fact they were only alive for one day. So now its sort of a prank war between the four Lizzies and somehow Goolien is currently winning

Edit: Funny thought Floran, Raccoon  and Kangaroo Lizzie don’t know what a human is- Their only point of reference are Gem and the villagers -so they just believe Goolien Lizzie is a human.

Shadow Shubble is currently playing cards with the Graceffas and when Skulkborn joey died and appeared at the Graceffa roundtable he accidentally sat on prince Inchie 

Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 5: May 3- May 8

GeminiTay- Ms. Tay has pulled what this Chronicler dubbed as a CPK. After being constructed as robo Mothling- if you know you know- Ms Tay went about trying to find her people which she did. After that she went about building a barn for her people. After running out of material for her cow pen, she returned to homeland of her people and died to what I can describe as hubris. She was reconstructed as an arachnid and went back trying to be a helpful spider. This endeavor ended with her death by cat shubble

Smajor- The angel has fallen. After building four seasonal island the morally grey angel went to his shop and was unceremoniously killed by a hidden LDShadowlady. He was later reborn as a merling and went about building an underwater tunnel the uses of which are currently unknown.

Mythical Sausage-  Sausage is a god, or to be more precise a a tunderborn a creature born from clouds, but enough of the technicalities. After being reborn as Mythical Zeusage he informed Shubble about his retiring from the guardians. He later moved out of heaven’s reach and constructed his mouth Olympus his new seat of power. Then he died after going to the nether

Shubble- She is now officially the leader of the Guardians of the Afterlife. But in more important news she built her cute cafe and has plans of taking on a kraken. All those plans cut short by her becoming a cat burglar and making the mistake of stealing from LDenigmalady and dying in her trap. She was later reborn as an opossum with plans to build an underground base 

Solidary- The last dragon has fallen. After building his floating tower Solidarity similar to CPK died by forgetting how to fly.

Fwhip- It’s all come full circle, a sentiment that is share and known by some as former illusioner Fwhip is now a villager or more specifically a fishermen. After this rebirth Fwhip went about making a village along the way being aided by Angel Smajor with some agricultural work. Finally he has set sights on former orb enthusiast TheOrionSound. Will this be a tale of Moby-Dick or looney toons only time can tell.

Joey Graceffa- Mr Graceffa has been reborn as a Atling. After an almost near death experience trying to retrieve his stuff , he called upon the aid of the fairy Katherine in exchange for him not killing her to get the rest. Mr Graceffa then went about adopting several axolotls. This would be fine if he didn’t steal the last one from Strawburry17

Ldshadowlady- Apparently the death of Angel Smajor was probably an accident, but its good that we know. After capturing a cat burglar in a trap of her making Ms. Shadowlady went about causing more mischief by misdirecting the enderrail and getting her husband stuck. And in true villainous fashion she didn’t stick around for the traps detonation nor the sabotaged enderail.

Lauren- After being reborn as a vex, Lauren went about causing chaos and bad vibe to those who can fly. After killing Katherine the fairy born she decided to go mining and ended up dead. She has declared with her next origin she is not going to be evil.

Katherine- Before the fairies death at the hands of the Vex girl, she went off to investigate the threat she gave her.

Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 3: April 13th - 17th

I know this doesn’t mean much to anyone but this report is in upload order with a few addendum added.

Solidarity- Reborn as a half dragon Solidarity originally was going to declare revenge on Smallishbeans, but after hearing of the giant’s passing has decided against it.

Smallishbeans- After pulling what this chronicler would describe as a CPK Mr. Beans 4th life is that of a Wyverian. His plans as far as I know are to modify his base to fit his new origin

Joey Graceffa- Thanks to an that was provided by tumblr’s very own alsmp- headcanons we knew what Mr. Graceffa next life was. However I regret to inform the reader of this reputable chronicler, but I was wrong. When the image came along I thought it was that of the fox based on its appearance and biology, but after he died as a skulkborn- probably on purpose by the by- his next origin was that of a red panda. I apologize to those of you affected by my misinformation.

Fwhip- Disregard my last report on Fwhip, as apparently he did need to leave his smurf village as he was reborn as a Wyverian. After that revelation he went to work bending the land to his will so he could construct a nest

LDshadowlady- After being reborn as a Kangaroo, which according to the origins was annoying- which is weird because Kangaroos are more dangerous then annoying- Ms. Shadowlady followed suit. She annoyed Lauren, CPK, Count Smajor, and at least tried to annoy Mythical Sausage. After all that she attempted to find a desert and was unceremoniously killed by a barracuda (which is a fish for those of you not in the know)

The Orionsound- After much silence The Orionsound has made a peep. His main orb based goal was trying to rehabilitate endermen. After several failed attempt at rehabilitating the endermen Mr. Sound returned to the lair of the orb and found axolotls in attempt to warm their hearts. During his escape of the orb cave our brave enderian drowned and was reborn as an Axolotl man. What this means nobody knows, but hopefully the end of this chroniclers orb based nightmares

Shubble- The little birb died hitting a tree, thankfully not the one she built. She now has the feline origin and is now planning on building a birb house to commemorate her previous life.

GemniTay- The platform she built has grown into a great oil rig.

Mythical Sausage- The great hero Sausage went to work on building his towers in the lands of Heavens Reach. Other shenanigans includes getting stuck to Ms. Tay and introducing us all to his turkey friend Sir Gobbles Gobblington

Smajor- Of note the count’s machination take the form of a book on how to kill enemy and ally alike

CPK- This Chronicler is dare I say impressed. After not dying in his current episode, CPK managed a nether excursion and was able to build something. A cautious but big round of applause for CPK

The Count vs Angel Smajor

The count sprung awake clutching his chest, he shook his head. “I thought I was killed by Fwhip” he said as he noticed his surroundings were a dark. “Ok, what’s happenings.”

“You did die” said a voice

The count looked up to see him, but with angel wings descending from a light.

“I thought I’d be greeted by the moth me not an Elytrian me” said the count

“Be not worried for I am actually an angel” said angel Smajor

“Cool, I wouldn’t want to be associated with an Elytrian, but what do you want” said the count

“To purify our tainted soul” said angel Smajor. He threw down a blood red sword and a bag of small rocks. “Your usual effects”

The count picked up the sword then opened the bag of small rocks. “So basically your hear to kill me”

“Your already dead, but sure” said Angel Smajor

“Well then you should be easier then the wyverians” said the count as he pulled out a small rock. The count threw a pebble behind the angel him, then appeared behind him brandishing his sword, ready to plunge into his chest. “And you’ll die like Angel Sausage”

Angel Smajor’s wings caught the blade. “Do not confuse me with the false angel” The wings spread pushing the Count back. 

The Count coughed a bit as he noticed his cape was a little singed. “You didn’t even hit me,”

Angel Smajor turned to the Count and pulled out a golden sword. “My angelic aura deals with those most unholy such as yourself” 

“Oh great, just great” said the count as he brandished his sword once again. 

Angel Smajor pointed his sword at the count causing it to extend and wrap around the count. The sword then caught a flame that snaked its way toward the Count.

The Count’s eyes widened at was happening. “CPK” The Count yelled. Before the flame reached the count disappeared and in his place a fox man holding his head appeared and was immediately incinerated by the snaking flames

“I should of seen that coming” said Angel Smajor as the sword retracted back.

“Being fair I’m pretty sure that’s one of the CPK’s that’s already dead” said The count’s voice from behind the Angel. He brandishing his sword only to clash with the count

“Allow me to cleanse our soul you fool” Angel Smajor said

“We were a moth in a past life we don’t have a soul or at least one of note” The Count replied. Using his free hand he threw a rock into the air causing the angel to guard only to be slashed  across the chest. The Count caught the rock. “You really think I’m that predictable”

The slash across Angel Smajor disappeared leaving a scar and removed the top part of his robe.”I suppose you aren’t” He unfurled his wings and flew towards  the count. 

The count dodged, but felt a tug from his leg. he looked down to see part of the sword curled around his leg as he was pulled into the air by it. He was then thrown into the air by Angel Smajor. The Count saw the angel flying towards him fast and he threw all the rock he had in the bag.

“Do not think that will work” Angel Smajor yelled. His sword extended and destroyed all the rocks.

The Count chuckled and braced himself. “Well I’m already dead, so I might as well go out taking you with me”

The two Smajors clashed, causing the count to almost hit the ground only stopped by Angel Smajor’s sword. With a flick of his wrist Angel Smajor’ sword retracted causing The Count to go flying only to be caught by the angel.

“Any last words or requests” Angel Smajor asked

Count Smajor coughed as he began to catch fire “Please continue being a materiel girl”

“Very well” said Angel Smajor as he let go of the count to burn. Before the count hit the ground he turned to ash.

Story inspired by art by Jodragen

Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 4: April 25- May 1

Mythical Sausage-  The Great hero Gravitational Sausage has fallen. After we see how he recruits the likes of Red Panda Joey, he was mercilessly jumped by several endermen. Whether  or not this was Lauren doing is up for debate. Three days later however he was reborn as the short lived Crawler Sausage as he was blown up by Smallishbeans. In unrelated new Shubble now owns Gravity Sausage Towers.

Joey Graceffa- Its unknown if Mr. Graceffa paid his debt to the hot shop. However that is unimportant, as although he joined the Guardians of the afterlife he showed some unheroic behaviors. Mr. Graceffa started beef with geese- which is something this chronicler finds fair -as well as kill several non panda animal. When he does find pandas he shot gun weddings one and kidnaps a small one. Just for the record readers Red Pandas are more closely related to skunks, weasels and raccoons then actual pandas, so what Mr. Graceffa’s done is twenty times worse. However in act of justice that can be portrayed by slave ants the kidnapped panda murdered Mr. Graceffa

Smajor- The Count is dead. After stealing a chair from Sausage towers- right in front of Sausage and Shubble by the by- and building his material girl kitchen (whatever that means), the good count decided to steal from Fwhip thinking it would be easy. Life lesson, never assume stealing from a dragon is easy. Three days later Smjaor was reborn as an angel. With his new status he went about constructing a church to a hitherto unknown deity, however becoming an acolyte of saint pearl was put on the table by Sausage. Speaking about the good hero turned small, Smajor went to confront him calling his first life as angel Sausage a ruse- which this chronicler find reasonable as “angel” sausage water and milk were sus- calling him an “elytran with a god complex.”

Wyverian bros- Both Fwhip and Smallishbeans have died leaving Solidarity as the sole dragon in afterlife. The reason for their deaths are interior decorating 

Lauren- We see the consequence of LDKangaroolady’s prank as Lauren was thoroughly annoyed. We later see her joining the cult of the orb a short lived endeavors as she was killed by her endermen brothers. Let’s hope this is the end of the orb cult thing

LdShadowlady- We finally know what the hodgepodge skin was. After dying as a (parrot) birb Ms. Shadowlady was reborn as an enigma which explains the hodgepodges. Ms. Shadowlady proceeded not to die, got revenge on an enderman and even built a “villain” base for herself. Similar CPK I give a cautious yet big round of applause for Ms. Shadowlady for not dying twice.

Katherine- After forging a set of leather armor in order not to die from the cold, Ms Elizabeth is no longer confined by the world temperature. Ms. Elizabeth then went on to build a “secret” fairy fort underneath the home of the half dragon solidarity, who immediately sussed her out with his half dragon abilities. Lucky for her she did not build next to smallishbeans