Roundtable Head Cannon. Been A While Since I Post This Particular Neuron So Here Is The ContextEverytime

Roundtable head cannon. Been a while since I post this particular neuron so here is the context “Everytime one the afterlifer die they appear sitting at a round table with their other lives. There is more to this but its unimportant, what is important is the roundtable head cannons version of HFIL- if you know you know- or league of dead villains

So hear me out, The league of dead villain in order of names consists of

Illusioner Fwip

Avian Lauren

Enderian Lauren

Vex Lauren

Dullahan Seapeekay

Debatably Shadow Crawler Shubble

Vampire Smajor

Debatably Half Wither Sausage 

and guess whose the overseer of this nonsense that’s right Angel Smajor

Afterlife Chronicler: Sunday status report 2

fWhip- Papa fWhip has died however given his last word he might not be leaving smurf village anytime soon

Joey Graceffa- Prince Inchie has passed, Its unknown what he will be next

Lauren- After killing the definitely human Ldshadowlady she was allowed to join the ranks of the villainous count Smajor in his evil organization

Ldshadowlady- Was definitely a human with a fascination for slime, but her time was cut short by Lauren

CPK- Joy to all as Count smajor “saved” CPK from the nether roof but died of starvation. He is however an evil intern for the count

Shubble- Now lives on as a birb and has rekindled a friendship with prince Inchie, you loved to see it

Smajor- Let it be known that the depravity of the count knows no bound as he trapped a fairy in a jar I repeat a fairy in a jar. Other than that he has started work on an evil zoo

Smallishbeans- It is sad to say that Smallishbeans is no longer the owner of Solidarity the cat as an unknown explosion destroyed the poor soul in other news he also failed to save the definitely human Ldshadowlady

Solidarity- his nine lives have been forited as the cat is now in a bag, however according to source which may or may not be alsmp- headcanons the next life he will live is that of a mighty dragon

The Mythical Sausage- Wither Sausage has died, but from his bone rises Gravital Sausage ready to be a hero

The Orion Sound- The enigmatic figure has appeared, through his boys is responsible for the death of prince inchie. We now know what the Orion Sounds intentions were with the endermen he got from floran LDshadowlady it was to rehabilitate them. We will know more about the Orion Sound orb based shenanigans on Wednesday 

Roundtable headcanon

Every last one of Smallishbeans past origins has sun glasses and does the fonz “ah” and every time he dies the origin appears at the roundtable and are initially confused by it but eventually do it themselves

Afterlife Chronicler 2+3+4: Lauren Smajor and Mythical Sausage

Afterlife Chronicler bring you the lives and death of the afterlife server members. This time for tumblr the 2nd editon for Lauren the 3rd for Smajor and the 4th for Mythical Sausage

Lauren- Current lives 8 

Life 1- Avian 

Cause of Death- Being humbled by the nether jellyfish

 Rip Avian (Chicken) Ep 1-3 

 Life 2- Enderian 

Achievements 

Became roommates with Edward the Endermen 

Killed Zorgensploshien (goolien) LDshadowlady 

Joined the league of evil 

Made a head collecting room 

Joined the orb cult 

Cause of Death 

 Killed by an enderman 

Rip Enderian Ep 4-5

Smajor- current Lives 8

Life 1- Mothling

Cause of Death

Death by Blaze

Rip Mothling Ep: 1-6

Life 2- Vampire

Took prince Inchie home

Made a village

Opened a butcher shop called Fresh Meat

Captured fairy Katherine in a jar (like a sicko)

Captured Cat Solidarity and put him in his zoo

Tasked Lauren with stealing something from Smallishbeans

“Saved” CPK from the nether roof

Captured several creatures for his zoo

Stole a chair from Gravity Sausage towers

Finally built his

Cause of Death

Died trying to steal from the Whyverians 

Rip Vampire Ep 7-13

The Mythical Sausage- Current Lives 6

Life 1- Elytrian (angel)

Cause of Death

Died by Vampire Smajors teleport ability

Rip: Elytran (Angel) Ep: 1-6

Life 2- Half Wither

Cause of Death

Died by falling from a great height

Rip: Half Wither Ep: 7-10

Life 3- Gravital

Achievements

Built a hot air balloon

Forged the blade of the fallen

Hired a turkey (Sir Gobbles Gobblington) for his shop

Saved red panda Joey

Started Sausages animal rescue

Got stuck to Half-robot GemmiTay

Built Gravity Sausage Towers

Saved Atling Orion Sound

Recruited Cat Shubble to the Guardian of the Afterlfe

Built a Cat tower for Feline Shubble 

Recruited Red Panda Joey to the Guardian of the Afterlife

Cause of Death

Died to a group of Enderen

Rip Gravital Ep 11- 14

Life 4- Crawler

Achievements

Gave Katherine a shorty’s discount

Built his anthill base

Cause of Death

Exploded by Smallishbeans

Rip Crawler Ep 15

The fact that LDshadowlady just killed Angel Smajor made has me conflicted because I am writing a story or fight scene between the two

So in terms of deitys or individuals of a holy nature on afterlife

There is Fwhip’s barrel god

The Orb which I don’t consider a god, but an eldritch abomination that TheOrionSound found in a cave 

There is saint pearl

Zeusage

Apparently Joel is getting the thunderborn origin and he’s dressed as thor so him apparently