Roundtable Head Cannon. Been A While Since I Post This Particular Neuron So Here Is The ContextEverytime

Roundtable head cannon. Been a while since I post this particular neuron so here is the context “Everytime one the afterlifer die they appear sitting at a round table with their other lives. There is more to this but its unimportant, what is important is the roundtable head cannons version of HFIL- if you know you know- or league of dead villains

So hear me out, The league of dead villain in order of names consists of

Illusioner Fwip

Avian Lauren

Enderian Lauren

Vex Lauren

Dullahan Seapeekay

Debatably Shadow Crawler Shubble

Vampire Smajor

Debatably Half Wither Sausage 

and guess whose the overseer of this nonsense that’s right Angel Smajor

Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 3: April 13th - 17th

I know this doesn’t mean much to anyone but this report is in upload order with a few addendum added.

Solidarity- Reborn as a half dragon Solidarity originally was going to declare revenge on Smallishbeans, but after hearing of the giant’s passing has decided against it.

Smallishbeans- After pulling what this chronicler would describe as a CPK Mr. Beans 4th life is that of a Wyverian. His plans as far as I know are to modify his base to fit his new origin

Joey Graceffa- Thanks to an that was provided by tumblr’s very own alsmp- headcanons we knew what Mr. Graceffa next life was. However I regret to inform the reader of this reputable chronicler, but I was wrong. When the image came along I thought it was that of the fox based on its appearance and biology, but after he died as a skulkborn- probably on purpose by the by- his next origin was that of a red panda. I apologize to those of you affected by my misinformation.

Fwhip- Disregard my last report on Fwhip, as apparently he did need to leave his smurf village as he was reborn as a Wyverian. After that revelation he went to work bending the land to his will so he could construct a nest

LDshadowlady- After being reborn as a Kangaroo, which according to the origins was annoying- which is weird because Kangaroos are more dangerous then annoying- Ms. Shadowlady followed suit. She annoyed Lauren, CPK, Count Smajor, and at least tried to annoy Mythical Sausage. After all that she attempted to find a desert and was unceremoniously killed by a barracuda (which is a fish for those of you not in the know)

The Orionsound- After much silence The Orionsound has made a peep. His main orb based goal was trying to rehabilitate endermen. After several failed attempt at rehabilitating the endermen Mr. Sound returned to the lair of the orb and found axolotls in attempt to warm their hearts. During his escape of the orb cave our brave enderian drowned and was reborn as an Axolotl man. What this means nobody knows, but hopefully the end of this chroniclers orb based nightmares

Shubble- The little birb died hitting a tree, thankfully not the one she built. She now has the feline origin and is now planning on building a birb house to commemorate her previous life.

GemniTay- The platform she built has grown into a great oil rig.

Mythical Sausage- The great hero Sausage went to work on building his towers in the lands of Heavens Reach. Other shenanigans includes getting stuck to Ms. Tay and introducing us all to his turkey friend Sir Gobbles Gobblington

Smajor- Of note the count’s machination take the form of a book on how to kill enemy and ally alike

CPK- This Chronicler is dare I say impressed. After not dying in his current episode, CPK managed a nether excursion and was able to build something. A cautious but big round of applause for CPK

Afterlife Chronicler: Sunday status report 2

fWhip- Papa fWhip has died however given his last word he might not be leaving smurf village anytime soon

Joey Graceffa- Prince Inchie has passed, Its unknown what he will be next

Lauren- After killing the definitely human Ldshadowlady she was allowed to join the ranks of the villainous count Smajor in his evil organization

Ldshadowlady- Was definitely a human with a fascination for slime, but her time was cut short by Lauren

CPK- Joy to all as Count smajor “saved” CPK from the nether roof but died of starvation. He is however an evil intern for the count

Shubble- Now lives on as a birb and has rekindled a friendship with prince Inchie, you loved to see it

Smajor- Let it be known that the depravity of the count knows no bound as he trapped a fairy in a jar I repeat a fairy in a jar. Other than that he has started work on an evil zoo

Smallishbeans- It is sad to say that Smallishbeans is no longer the owner of Solidarity the cat as an unknown explosion destroyed the poor soul in other news he also failed to save the definitely human Ldshadowlady

Solidarity- his nine lives have been forited as the cat is now in a bag, however according to source which may or may not be alsmp- headcanons the next life he will live is that of a mighty dragon

The Mythical Sausage- Wither Sausage has died, but from his bone rises Gravital Sausage ready to be a hero

The Orion Sound- The enigmatic figure has appeared, through his boys is responsible for the death of prince inchie. We now know what the Orion Sounds intentions were with the endermen he got from floran LDshadowlady it was to rehabilitate them. We will know more about the Orion Sound orb based shenanigans on Wednesday 

Afterlife Chronicles: Catch up

No one ever asked me to do the afterlife chronicle and there are people who do it better, but I’d be remiss in my due diligence if I didn’t.

Fwhip 4th edition

FWhip- current lives 5

Life 4- Villager (fishermen)

Achievements

Built a village

Built a windmill for the village

Cause of Death

Killed by Atling Orion Sound

Rip: Fishermen ep 10-11

Life 5- Cookieborn

Cause of Death

Burned by blazes

Rip: Cookieborn ep 11

GeminiTay 3rd edition

Gem- current lives 6

Life 2- Half Robot

Achievements

Lazered Vampire Smajor

Built a sea platform

Built Village books an enchanted bookshop

Constructed a oil rig on her sea platform

Cause of Death

Spontaneously Combusted in the nether (for some reason

Rip: Half robot Ep 3-5

Life 3- Mothling (Rosy Maple Moth)

Achievements 

Found her people

Built a barn

Cause of Death

Flew into a  end block

Rip: Rosy Maple Mothling Ep 6

Life 4- Arachnid 

Achievements

Finished her previous life's mission

Became friends with Moths

Cause of Death

Killed by cat Shubble

Rip: Aracnid Ep 6

Joey Graceffa 4th edition

Joey Graceffa- Current Lives 6

Life 3- Skulkborn

Cause of Death

Blown up by a creeper

Rip: Skulk born ep 12

Life 4- Red Panda

Achievements

Wrote an IOU for SmallishBean’s hot shop

Built a facsimile to the home from the movie Turning Red

Work shopped a cafe idea with Shubble

Started beef with several non panda animals

Got married (?)

Adopted (?) a panda

Cause of death

Killed by his adopted (?) panda child

Rip: Red Panda ep 12-15

Katherine 2nd edition

Katherine- Current Life 8

Life 2- Fairy Born

Achievements

Escaped the clutches of Count Smajor’s jar

Built a fairy fort

Gave “Prince” Inchie a test

Built a fairy castle

Built a “secret” fairy fort underneath Solidarity house

Cause of Death

Killed by Vex Lauren

Rip: Fairyborn Ep 5-8

Lauren 3rd edition

Lauren- Current lives 7

Life 3- Vex

Achievements 

Killed Fairy Katherine 

Sent bad vibes to those who can fly

Cause of Death

Burned to death

Rip: Vex girl ep 6

LDshadowlady 4th edition

LDShadowLady- current Lives 5

Life 4-  Kangaroo

Achievements

Annoyed Lauren

Annoyed CPK

Tried to Annoy Mythical Sausage

Annoyed Count Smajor

Cause of Death

Killed by a barracuda 

Rip: Kangaroo Ep 7

Life- 5 Birb (parrot)

Cause of Death

Killed by a Zombie

Rip: Birb Ep 8

Shubble 2nd edition

Life 2- Birb (Blue tit)

Achievement

Rekindle her friendship with Prince Inchie

Lightened up the green house

Started Blue tit airline

Built a tree for a birb house

Cause of Death

Flew into a tree

Rip: Birb Ep 7- ½ (8 technically)

Life 3-Feline

Achievements 

Saved Strawburry17 from the nether

Joined  the Guardians of the after life

Became the leader of the Guardians of the afterlife 

Cause of Death

Died in LDenigmalady’s trap

Rip: Feline ep 8-11

Smajor 5th edition

Smajor- current Lives 7

Life 3- Angel

Achievements

Built a church 

Built Seasonal Islands

Aid Fwhip in some agricultural help

Cause of Death

Killed by Ldenigmalady

Rip: Angel Ep 14-15

SmallishBeans 4th edition

SmallishBeans- Current lives now 5

Life 5- Thunderborn (Thor)

Achievements

Built an Asgardian palace

Cause of Death

Fell from LDenigmalady’s trap

Rip: Thunderborn (Thor) Ep 11

Solidarity 2nd edition

Solidarity- Current Life 6

Life 2-  Feline

Achievements

Built the gazebo of heads 

Built a cat tree

Got “adopted” by Smallishbeans

Built Norman and Stanley the cats a home

Cause of Death

Exploded by Giant Smallishbeans

Rip: Feline Ep 4-7

Life 3- Half-Dragon

Achievements

Built a lighthouse

Started then put out a forest fire

Had a hand in building Dragon Designs 

Found Katherine’s secret Fairy fort

Constructed a floating tower

Cause of Death

Hit the ground to hard

Rip: Half Dragon Ep 8- 10

LIfe 4- Wolf

Achievements

Built a wolf den 

Cause of Death

Shot by a skeleton

Rip: Wolf Ep 11

Mythical Sausage 5th edition

The Mythical Sausage- Current Lives 5

Life 5- Thunderborn (Mythical Zeusage)

Achievements 

Built his mount Olympus

Cause of Death

Died in the nether

Rip: Zeusage ep 16-17

Roundtable headcanon

Every last one of Smallishbeans past origins has sun glasses and does the fonz “ah” and every time he dies the origin appears at the roundtable and are initially confused by it but eventually do it themselves

Afterlife Chronicler: Wyvern Bros

I’m sorry folk, but I can’t wait for Solidarity to die so it can be the true dragon bros, so here it is on tumblr the third edition for Fwhip and Smallishbeans.

Fwhip- Current lives 7

Life 1- Illusioner

Cause of Death

Died to an Iron Golem trying to capture an Iron Golem

Rip: Illusioner Ep 1-3

Life 2- Papa Fwhip the Inchling (smurf)

Cause of Death

Exploded in the nether by his bed mining

Rip: Papa Fwhip Ep 4-6

Life 3- Wyverian

Achievements 

Constructed his nest

Had a hand in building Dragon Design

Punished Count Smajor by killing him

Filled his hoard

Cause of Death

Killed by a skeleton

Rip: Wyverian Ep 7- 9

SmallishBeans- Current lives now 6

Life 1- Blazeborn

Cause of Death

Killed by jungle skeleton

Rip:  Blazeborn Ep 1-5

Life 2- Giant (ogre)

Cause of Death

Fell from a great height in the nether

Rip: Giant 5-8

Life 3- Iceling

Achievement

Was the coolest 

Cause of Death

Died in his lava farm

Rip: Iceling Ep 8 2: 42 - 4: 07

Life 4- Wyverian

Achievements

Is most likely taller than Ldshadowlady (again)

Had a hand in building Dragon Designs

Built his Wyverian lair

Cause of Death

Fell to his death

Rip: Wyverian Ep 8- 10