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Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 4: April 25- May 1

Mythical Sausage-  The Great hero Gravitational Sausage has fallen. After we see how he recruits the likes of Red Panda Joey, he was mercilessly jumped by several endermen. Whether  or not this was Lauren doing is up for debate. Three days later however he was reborn as the short lived Crawler Sausage as he was blown up by Smallishbeans. In unrelated new Shubble now owns Gravity Sausage Towers.

Joey Graceffa- Its unknown if Mr. Graceffa paid his debt to the hot shop. However that is unimportant, as although he joined the Guardians of the afterlife he showed some unheroic behaviors. Mr. Graceffa started beef with geese- which is something this chronicler finds fair -as well as kill several non panda animal. When he does find pandas he shot gun weddings one and kidnaps a small one. Just for the record readers Red Pandas are more closely related to skunks, weasels and raccoons then actual pandas, so what Mr. Graceffa’s done is twenty times worse. However in act of justice that can be portrayed by slave ants the kidnapped panda murdered Mr. Graceffa

Smajor- The Count is dead. After stealing a chair from Sausage towers- right in front of Sausage and Shubble by the by- and building his material girl kitchen (whatever that means), the good count decided to steal from Fwhip thinking it would be easy. Life lesson, never assume stealing from a dragon is easy. Three days later Smjaor was reborn as an angel. With his new status he went about constructing a church to a hitherto unknown deity, however becoming an acolyte of saint pearl was put on the table by Sausage. Speaking about the good hero turned small, Smajor went to confront him calling his first life as angel Sausage a ruse- which this chronicler find reasonable as “angel” sausage water and milk were sus- calling him an “elytran with a god complex.”

Wyverian bros- Both Fwhip and Smallishbeans have died leaving Solidarity as the sole dragon in afterlife. The reason for their deaths are interior decorating 

Lauren- We see the consequence of LDKangaroolady’s prank as Lauren was thoroughly annoyed. We later see her joining the cult of the orb a short lived endeavors as she was killed by her endermen brothers. Let’s hope this is the end of the orb cult thing

LdShadowlady- We finally know what the hodgepodge skin was. After dying as a (parrot) birb Ms. Shadowlady was reborn as an enigma which explains the hodgepodges. Ms. Shadowlady proceeded not to die, got revenge on an enderman and even built a “villain” base for herself. Similar CPK I give a cautious yet big round of applause for Ms. Shadowlady for not dying twice.

Katherine- After forging a set of leather armor in order not to die from the cold, Ms Elizabeth is no longer confined by the world temperature. Ms. Elizabeth then went on to build a “secret” fairy fort underneath the home of the half dragon solidarity, who immediately sussed her out with his half dragon abilities. Lucky for her she did not build next to smallishbeans

Gravital Sausage vs Lauren

At Gravity Sausage Towers, Sausage was training when heard a distress signal. He jumped onto the roof to get a better signal.

“Sausage please help me” yelled a man’s voice

“CPK, that master of disaster needs my help” Sausage said. He propelled himself off the roof and towards the island

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Gravity Sausage appeared in the End, and noticed a lack of Endermen.

“CPK must of agroed the endermen, that’s why are none around here” Sausage said. Suddenly Sausage heard a woman’s laugh. He looked up to one of the obsidian towers to see Lauren with several endermen. “Lauren you lured me out was this the count’s doing and where is CPK”

Lauren cackled. “This has nothing to do with the count, but The orb has ordered your death and I shall deliver” She then scratched her head confused. “I had nothing to do with CPK death he was honestly I have no idea where he is, the fact that you are here is honestly a stroke of luck”

“Well, then your luck is about to run out” said Sausage. “Gravi leap.” he jumped into towards fist at the ready, but before could connect Lauren and the endermen  disappeared, causing him to punch the obsidian tower.  “Coward”

“Am I now” Lauren’s voice

Sausage heard a snapping of fingers then suddenly four endermen appeared and punched sent him flying towards another island. Sausage coughed. “Those skinny arms are truly powerful.” The endermen appeared in front of him, but Sausage ready this time slammed his fist into the ground and screamed “Gravi repel” causing all the endermen to go flying. “Gravi leap” he said leaping towards the endermen readying his fist, but before he could connect with any of them an enderman with two paddles appeared and hit Sausage into a tree with them.

“Good work Edward” said Lauren appearing in the tree. Sausage got up then punched the tree screaming “Gravi repel” causing Lauren to fall. Using Gravi leap Sausage jumped into the air and spiked Lauren into the ground,

The endermen and Edward appeared and picked up and cleaned Lauren off. She snickered “You got another in you hero”

“I have several” Sausage stated. “Gravi attract” Lauren went flying towards Sausage who clotheslined her into the leaves.

Lauren chuckled “You know I did ask” 

“Stop playing now and do what your meant to do” said a voice in her head

“Yes my lord” said Lauren

Sausage Landed in front of Eddward and the endermen ready to fight, when they disappeared. “What?” Suddenly he heard an animalistic  roar coming from the tree. Suddenly a large enderman like creature came out the tree and slammed its fist into the ground. “Lauren?!?!”

“Hello Sausage” said the creature.

“What happened to you” Sausage

“By the grace of the orb I have transcended” said the creature. She grabbed Sausage by the leg and repeatedly slammed him into the ground then threw him

Sausage shook his head  as he noticed he was flying towards another island. “Gravi land” This oriented Sausage to land on his feet on the side of the island. He started Lauren only to see her flying at incredible speed towards his location. He uttered the words “Gravi Vault” and he propelled himself at an incredible speed Towards Lauren. The clashed and they went flying. 

Sausage hit a bridge, hard. He scrabbled onto it and started breathing heavy. Suddenly Lauren landed on one side of the bridge.

Sausage got up coughing. “You want to call it a tie, because I’m willing to give you a position on the guardians of the afterlife if we stop here.”

An eye opened on Lauren’s forehead “The orb demands a sacrifice and your it”

“Fair enough” Sausage said coughing. He stomped his foot and a ring appeared and then disappeared around sausage as one of his eyes turned red.

“What did you do” Lauren asked walking towards him

“I just activated my twice Gravi” said Sausage. In the blink of an eye Sausage disappeared then reappeared behind Lauren holding one of her wings. He turned to her and uttered “Gravi repel” and she went flying towards the island the bridge is connected to.

Lauren got up and stated shaking with anger when she heard a voice scream. “STOP PLAYING AND FINISH HIM”

“Yes my lord and praise the orb” Lauren said. She fired several balls of purple fire.

“I guess the orb is more dangerous then I though” Sausage said. Using Gravi repel he stopped all the purple fire balls. He coughed and looked down to see Lauren arm in his chest then looked up to see Lauren face more animal then enderman

Lauren growled. “Praise the orb”

Sausage coughed. “I guess Gravi twice wasn’t enough, but I can make sure Shubble and Joey don’t have to deal with this.” His eyes turned black  the bridge started to fall into him.

“What is happening” Lauren asked as she felt her arm being pulled.

Sausage laughed. “Gravi outburst” Sausage exploded knocking way and out cold Lauren as she fell into the void.

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Afterlife Chronicler.- There you have folk the end of the hero Gravital Sausage and Lauren the orb initiate, but some of you might be asking what happened to CPK. Honestly I have no idea, but some sources tell me he got trapped in one of the obsidian towers and starved again. Dark, but not untrue

The fact that LDshadowlady just killed Angel Smajor made has me conflicted because I am writing a story or fight scene between the two

LDEnigmalady vs Angel Smajor

Outside the church of Angel Smajor, stood an evil and unknowable force. The enigma snickered. “This shall be my greatest act of villainy.” She entered the church to find a man with wings standing in position.

“I knew you would come here looking for a fight, it is your nature to seek out conflict” said the man as he took out a golden sword.

The enigma laughed“Well your not wrong.” She launched towards the angel with blinding speed, but he blocked the punch with his wing.

“Don’t think I will be brought low” said Smajor. He slashed at the enigma but she disappeared before it could connect. “What, where did you go?”

She appeared and punched him. “Right here.” He tried to counter with another slash, but she disappeared again then reappeared and punched him

“Where did you go” said Smajor

“Right here” said the voice from behinds. She appeared and kicked him sending him outside.

Smajor got up, dusted himself off, turned to the church and put his head down. “Forgive me for being unable to give you a deity to give you meaning” With one slash the Count destroyed the church. “Come out Lizzie, stop hiding and face judgement” Suddenly he felt a rumbling from underneath him. He flew into the air to get a better look only to be smacked and tied down by vine.

“Hi” said Lizzie voice. Smajor looked down to see a small Lizzie holding a seed. “That building was really nice, you shouldn’t have destroyed it”

Angered by these words his wings caught fire destroying the vine that held him. He picked up his sword and tried to hit Lizzie, but she was to small to be hit. She jumped at him and kicked in the face.

“It appears even in your diminished stature your still strong” said Smajor

“Ya think” said Lizzie now normal size

“But as I said I will not be brought low by someone worse than CPK” Smajor stated. The sword extended and wrapped around Lizzie, he flew into the air taking her with him. Once high into the air the sword retracted fast sending Lizzie up, only to be caught by Smajor. “Any last words. Lizzie snickered as she removed her blindfold revealing nothing in her sockets. Smajor let her go and began coughing. “What did you do”

Lizzie now flying with Rainbow wings. “I’m a question, wrapped up in a quandary, I’m an enigma that you’ll truly never understand” She put her blindfold back on. “But I’m at least a sport so I’ll be fair”

“Do not mock me” yelled Smajor

She snapped her finger as she disappeared and large roots came out the ground coming at Smajor. His sword retracted and with one fell swoop the root was felled 

“If you insist on playing these games Lizzie, then I shall not be so merciful” said Smajor. His sword retracted and he started swing with wild abandon leaving no stone unturned or destroyed when he was done he started coughing a bit. He then noticed Lizzie on the ground without limbs. “ One last strike shall do the deed” He swooped down sword at the ready. He plunged his sword into her chest and she disappeared. “May you rest in piece” His cough turned violent as vine grabbed him by the arms and bound him.

Lizzie appeared right in front of him without her blindfold. “What a nice sentiment, but you shouldn’t say something about yourself”

Smajor tried everything to escape, but couldn’t. He looked at her trying to avoid her gaze. “What do you want?”

“Well, for dramatic effect just look into my eyes” said Lizzie

Smajor looked away from Lizzie and looked at the hill where the church wept. That was the only thing he could do until the light left his eyes

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Afterlife Chronicler- And there you have it folks the end of the angel of vengeance Smajor.

So in terms of deitys or individuals of a holy nature on afterlife

There is Fwhip’s barrel god

The Orb which I don’t consider a god, but an eldritch abomination that TheOrionSound found in a cave 

There is saint pearl

Zeusage

Apparently Joel is getting the thunderborn origin and he’s dressed as thor so him apparently  

The most electrifying

So in order Smallishbeans was

The Hottest- Blazeborn

The Biggest- Giant

The coolest- Icling

He was the most fly- The Wyverian

and now as the thunderborn. Takes a deep breath and in an announcer voice “HE IS THE MOST ELECTRIFYING, OHHHHHHHHH YEAH”

Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 5: May 3- May 8

GeminiTay- Ms. Tay has pulled what this Chronicler dubbed as a CPK. After being constructed as robo Mothling- if you know you know- Ms Tay went about trying to find her people which she did. After that she went about building a barn for her people. After running out of material for her cow pen, she returned to homeland of her people and died to what I can describe as hubris. She was reconstructed as an arachnid and went back trying to be a helpful spider. This endeavor ended with her death by cat shubble

Smajor- The angel has fallen. After building four seasonal island the morally grey angel went to his shop and was unceremoniously killed by a hidden LDShadowlady. He was later reborn as a merling and went about building an underwater tunnel the uses of which are currently unknown.

Mythical Sausage-  Sausage is a god, or to be more precise a a tunderborn a creature born from clouds, but enough of the technicalities. After being reborn as Mythical Zeusage he informed Shubble about his retiring from the guardians. He later moved out of heaven’s reach and constructed his mouth Olympus his new seat of power. Then he died after going to the nether

Shubble- She is now officially the leader of the Guardians of the Afterlife. But in more important news she built her cute cafe and has plans of taking on a kraken. All those plans cut short by her becoming a cat burglar and making the mistake of stealing from LDenigmalady and dying in her trap. She was later reborn as an opossum with plans to build an underground base 

Solidary- The last dragon has fallen. After building his floating tower Solidarity similar to CPK died by forgetting how to fly.

Fwhip- It’s all come full circle, a sentiment that is share and known by some as former illusioner Fwhip is now a villager or more specifically a fishermen. After this rebirth Fwhip went about making a village along the way being aided by Angel Smajor with some agricultural work. Finally he has set sights on former orb enthusiast TheOrionSound. Will this be a tale of Moby-Dick or looney toons only time can tell.

Joey Graceffa- Mr Graceffa has been reborn as a Atling. After an almost near death experience trying to retrieve his stuff , he called upon the aid of the fairy Katherine in exchange for him not killing her to get the rest. Mr Graceffa then went about adopting several axolotls. This would be fine if he didn’t steal the last one from Strawburry17

Ldshadowlady- Apparently the death of Angel Smajor was probably an accident, but its good that we know. After capturing a cat burglar in a trap of her making Ms. Shadowlady went about causing more mischief by misdirecting the enderrail and getting her husband stuck. And in true villainous fashion she didn’t stick around for the traps detonation nor the sabotaged enderail.

Lauren- After being reborn as a vex, Lauren went about causing chaos and bad vibe to those who can fly. After killing Katherine the fairy born she decided to go mining and ended up dead. She has declared with her next origin she is not going to be evil.

Katherine- Before the fairies death at the hands of the Vex girl, she went off to investigate the threat she gave her.

Roundtable head cannon. Been a while since I post this particular neuron so here is the context “Everytime one the afterlifer die they appear sitting at a round table with their other lives. There is more to this but its unimportant, what is important is the roundtable head cannons version of HFIL- if you know you know- or league of dead villains

So hear me out, The league of dead villain in order of names consists of

Illusioner Fwip

Avian Lauren

Enderian Lauren

Vex Lauren

Dullahan Seapeekay

Debatably Shadow Crawler Shubble

Vampire Smajor

Debatably Half Wither Sausage 

and guess whose the overseer of this nonsense that’s right Angel Smajor

Afterlife Chronicles: Catch up

No one ever asked me to do the afterlife chronicle and there are people who do it better, but I’d be remiss in my due diligence if I didn’t.

Fwhip 4th edition

FWhip- current lives 5

Life 4- Villager (fishermen)

Achievements

Built a village

Built a windmill for the village

Cause of Death

Killed by Atling Orion Sound

Rip: Fishermen ep 10-11

Life 5- Cookieborn

Cause of Death

Burned by blazes

Rip: Cookieborn ep 11

GeminiTay 3rd edition

Gem- current lives 6

Life 2- Half Robot

Achievements

Lazered Vampire Smajor

Built a sea platform

Built Village books an enchanted bookshop

Constructed a oil rig on her sea platform

Cause of Death

Spontaneously Combusted in the nether (for some reason

Rip: Half robot Ep 3-5

Life 3- Mothling (Rosy Maple Moth)

Achievements 

Found her people

Built a barn

Cause of Death

Flew into a  end block

Rip: Rosy Maple Mothling Ep 6

Life 4- Arachnid 

Achievements

Finished her previous life's mission

Became friends with Moths

Cause of Death

Killed by cat Shubble

Rip: Aracnid Ep 6

Joey Graceffa 4th edition

Joey Graceffa- Current Lives 6

Life 3- Skulkborn

Cause of Death

Blown up by a creeper

Rip: Skulk born ep 12

Life 4- Red Panda

Achievements

Wrote an IOU for SmallishBean’s hot shop

Built a facsimile to the home from the movie Turning Red

Work shopped a cafe idea with Shubble

Started beef with several non panda animals

Got married (?)

Adopted (?) a panda

Cause of death

Killed by his adopted (?) panda child

Rip: Red Panda ep 12-15

Katherine 2nd edition

Katherine- Current Life 8

Life 2- Fairy Born

Achievements

Escaped the clutches of Count Smajor’s jar

Built a fairy fort

Gave “Prince” Inchie a test

Built a fairy castle

Built a “secret” fairy fort underneath Solidarity house

Cause of Death

Killed by Vex Lauren

Rip: Fairyborn Ep 5-8

Lauren 3rd edition

Lauren- Current lives 7

Life 3- Vex

Achievements 

Killed Fairy Katherine 

Sent bad vibes to those who can fly

Cause of Death

Burned to death

Rip: Vex girl ep 6

LDshadowlady 4th edition

LDShadowLady- current Lives 5

Life 4-  Kangaroo

Achievements

Annoyed Lauren

Annoyed CPK

Tried to Annoy Mythical Sausage

Annoyed Count Smajor

Cause of Death

Killed by a barracuda 

Rip: Kangaroo Ep 7

Life- 5 Birb (parrot)

Cause of Death

Killed by a Zombie

Rip: Birb Ep 8

Shubble 2nd edition

Life 2- Birb (Blue tit)

Achievement

Rekindle her friendship with Prince Inchie

Lightened up the green house

Started Blue tit airline

Built a tree for a birb house

Cause of Death

Flew into a tree

Rip: Birb Ep 7- ½ (8 technically)

Life 3-Feline

Achievements 

Saved Strawburry17 from the nether

Joined  the Guardians of the after life

Became the leader of the Guardians of the afterlife 

Cause of Death

Died in LDenigmalady’s trap

Rip: Feline ep 8-11

Smajor 5th edition

Smajor- current Lives 7

Life 3- Angel

Achievements

Built a church 

Built Seasonal Islands

Aid Fwhip in some agricultural help

Cause of Death

Killed by Ldenigmalady

Rip: Angel Ep 14-15

SmallishBeans 4th edition

SmallishBeans- Current lives now 5

Life 5- Thunderborn (Thor)

Achievements

Built an Asgardian palace

Cause of Death

Fell from LDenigmalady’s trap

Rip: Thunderborn (Thor) Ep 11

Solidarity 2nd edition

Solidarity- Current Life 6

Life 2-  Feline

Achievements

Built the gazebo of heads 

Built a cat tree

Got “adopted” by Smallishbeans

Built Norman and Stanley the cats a home

Cause of Death

Exploded by Giant Smallishbeans

Rip: Feline Ep 4-7

Life 3- Half-Dragon

Achievements

Built a lighthouse

Started then put out a forest fire

Had a hand in building Dragon Designs 

Found Katherine’s secret Fairy fort

Constructed a floating tower

Cause of Death

Hit the ground to hard

Rip: Half Dragon Ep 8- 10

LIfe 4- Wolf

Achievements

Built a wolf den 

Cause of Death

Shot by a skeleton

Rip: Wolf Ep 11

Mythical Sausage 5th edition

The Mythical Sausage- Current Lives 5

Life 5- Thunderborn (Mythical Zeusage)

Achievements 

Built his mount Olympus

Cause of Death

Died in the nether

Rip: Zeusage ep 16-17

Angel Smajor vs Evil inc

Smajor woke and noticed he was in a dark void. “This is rather familiar”

“Ya think you pompous prick” said a man’s voice. Half Wither Sausage and Shubble came out of ether

“What are you two doing?” Smajor

“You know picking out doilies setting up a tea party” Sausage said  sarcastically as pulled out a red sword

“Are you mad about Count Me” said Smajor. “The man who said to not exactly your face that you were a terrible villain and kicked you out of your villainous organization.”

“Despite all that he’s a puppy dog” said Sausage

“Puppy dog,” Smajor repeated. “He killed you and Gem”

“Being fair to Angel Sausage he was kind of suspect, and I’ll give you that for Gem” Sausage said

“So your both set on doing this?” said Smajor

“Yes” said both Sausage and Shubble.

Smajor pulled out his golden sword. “Very well, but do not think I’ll go easy on either of you”

“We wouldn’t have it any other way” said Sausage a wither skull.  The skull disintegrated before it could hit the Angel. “Right that whole holy aura thing.” He got in close to the angel and they clashed.

“Why aren’t you burning?” Smajor asked

“Half wither, even your light can’t touch these bones”said Sausage. He kicked Smajor away then sent several wither skulls flyings that only disincintegrated.

“Seriously what is the point of -” said Smajor as he was hit from behind. He looked back to see a the shadowy claw of Shubble . “Two on one, how cowardly.” He unfurled his wings knocked her back then turned his attention back to Sausage. He wrapped his sword around Sausage. “It appears brute force needed to deal with a witherling.” He spun Sausage around then threw him into the air. 

Shubble appeared right behind him and caught him with her bird like feet. “We got to be a lot more coordinated, his sword is really dangerous”

“Fair” said Sausage. Shubble morphed into a pair of black wings and the duo dived at Smajor clashing swords once again. 

“Just because you have wings doesn’t mean anything” Smajor said preparing to wale on Sausage.

 Before he could do anything Shubble morphed into a claw and slashed at him causing a scar and opened him up for an attack from Sausage.  He punched him with his boney left hand then waled on him until he was on his knees. Sausage then kicked him sending flying across the ground.

Smajor got up. “It appears my normal repertoire will not be enough.” His sword disappeared and in its place a staff as his wings were dotted by eyes.

Sausage started coughing as soon as he looked at one of the eyes. “If you could do why didn’t you do it against Lizzie?”

Without a word Smajor raised his staff, then a barrage of light came out of the sky and hit the duos, knocking Sausage off his feet

“Alright take two” said Sausage as he got up. He ran at Smajor only to be hit by the volley again knocking him down. Smajor started walking towards Sausage, but Shubble intercepted with a claw attack only to be knocked away and hit with a volley of light.

Sausage got up. “We honestly deserve this Shub, we left the count alone and in his grief he did something stupid to end up dead and even then he was taken over by this guy.” Another volley of light hit Sausage knocking him to ground and causing him to drop the blade of the fallen. Smajor picked it up the blade of the fallen as he reverted to his previous form. “Any last word witherling”

“Not much honestly” said Sausage

“Very well” said Smajor.

He was about to his Sausage with the blade, but stopped inches away from his head. Smajor tried again, but couldn’t. “It appears I can’t end things with this blade.” He tried to drop the sword of the fallen, but his hand wouldn’t let go of them. “What the?” He decided to once again hit Sausage with the sword, but before it could hit him, Sausage swapped places with CPK. “What is happening?”

“You will not lay another finger on them” said Smajor’s voice. He dropped his knees finally dropping his sword and coughing as an arm came out of his chest. Count Smajor pulled himself out and got up. “I cleansed our wicked soul how are you still here”

“What you cleansed was my evil, you didn’t get to my pain or regret” said Count Smajor

“What could you regret?” Angel Smajor asked

“Going to far honestly” He said as he turned to Shubble. “Maybe we should of stopped at petty pranks” He saw Sausage walk out of the shadows. “Maybe I shouldn’t have called someone so loyal useless.” He picked up the blade of the fallen and walked over to Shubble and Sausage. “I forgive you both for what happened, in these lives and the next”

“Its cool” said Sausage as he was given the blade of the fallen

Smajor turned to his angel. “So who wants the celebrate by kicking this pompous prick in the face”

Sausage and Shubble smiled and stood with the Count.

Smajor pulled out his golden sword. “Very well I’ll give you this fight”

The count smiled then threw a rock behind Smajor. Expecting what’s about to happen Smajor turned around expecting the count only to hit the giant leg of Seapeekay. 

The giant grabbed Smajor’s arm then looked at the count. “You do realize that this the favor” 

“Fair enough” replied The count

With Sword and claws Shubble and Smajor wailed on Smajor then Seapeekay threw him the air.

Revoring with a flair Smajor looked down on them. “Looks like I underestimated them again” His sword was about to retract, but he was smashed into the ground by Lauren then breathed purple fire onto him. She then wailed on him until she created a crater

“I did not expect Lauren” said Sausage

“No one ever does” said The count

Lauren smiled. “Victory for the orb”

“Good work” said the count as he and Sausage walked up to crater Lauren made. They saw the beaten Smajor.

Smajor looked at the count. “I yield do as you must”

The count looked at Sausage. “Do you want the honor?”

“Let’s do it together as truest friends and best bud” said Sausage

They grabbed the hilt of the blade of the fallen and plunged it into Smajor’s heart.

Smajor coughed then disappeared.

“Woo we got rid of that pompous prick” Cheered Smajor. He grabbed Shubble and (The count and they danced in a ring as friends.

“Yes you truly did get rid of me” said Smajor

They stopped dancing as they looked ahead to see Smajor.

“I thought you were dead” said Sausage

“We are all already dead” said Smajor

“Closure honestly for you three I guess” said Smajor

“Oh” said Sausage

“I might of cleaned the evil from our soul, but me and the count will always be material girls” said The count

“Well he’s not wrong” said The count

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Afterlife Chronicler- There you have it folk the fight between Angel Smajor and the villains of evil inc. In actuality I think I forgot the name Smajor or Sausage came up with. Anyway

The fight was inspired by art by Cynthrey’s ideas Angel Smajors wing eyes and staff were inspired by art by Zelunic

Afterlife Chronicler: Lives and Life count

RipMika- Has 10 lives and is on her 1st life

The Orion Sound- (As far as anyone knows) has 9 lives and is on his 2nd

Strawburry17- (As far as I know) has 9 lives and is on her 2nd life

Katherine- Has 7 lives and is on her 4th life

Lauren- Has 7 lives and is on her 4th life

Shubble- Has 7 lives and is on her 4th life

Smajor- Has 7 lives and is on his 4th life

GeminiTay- Has 6 lives and is on her 5th life

Seapeekay- Has 6 lives and is on his 5th life

Solidarity- has 6 lives and is on his 5th life

Fwhip- 5 has lives and is on his 6th life

LDshadowlady- 5 live and is on her 6th

Smallishbeans- Has 5 lives and is on his 6th life

Mythical Sausage- Has 4 lives and is on his 7th life

Edit: Forgot LDshadowlady and I want to thank the boitorule for their reblog

Edit 2: Can’t believe I forgot Sausage, the man who inspired this post

Afterlife battle Au

For those of you who have read my posts like LDenigmalady vs Angel Smajor or Angel Smajor, Angel Smajor vs Count Smajor you know understand where I’m coming from with this idea. To  elaborate this is an au where the afterlife server members origins past or present fight each other. Or its just an excuse to give abilities to the afterlife crew that I have headcannoned. Either way here is everyone in this au so far

Smajor

Angel- Inspired by “Angel Wrath” by @Jodragen, the angel of vengeance is headcanoned by yours truly as having a golden whip sword and a holy aura that can burn anything most unholy with the exception of withers and Shadow Crawlers

Vampire or how I call him Count Smajor- The materialistic count has a bag of rocks, the blade of the fallen- which he often takes from Sausage- and the ability to switch teleport with other (mostly CPK)

LDEnigmalady- Because of her current origin, the Enigma and her hodgepodge of a skin I have it headcanoned that she has the ability of her previous origins those being the invisibility of the raccoon, the rapid plant growth of the floran, the shrinking and viscus body the goolien, powerful legs of a kangaroo she’s uses for kicking and speed because her fist are made of goo and the flight of the birb along with the enigma origin’s signature ability her sickening sight.

Shubble- Since Shubble first origin was the shadow crawler I have headcannoned that all her origin are actually shadowy manifested facsimiles of said origin, which allows her to transform her body into things like claws from the feline or wings from the birbs.

GeminiTay- Similar to shubble considering her second origin was the cyborg (half robot)  I’ve headcanoned Gem as having mechanized version of her origins such as synthetic webbing from the arachnid, Flight from the mothling and now a cloak from the fox origin

Enderians- I have headcannoned that the orb gives any Enderian that come into contact with it the ability of the enderdragon such as flight breathing purple fire enhanced strength and they can access this orb form even after they die and  are no longer an enderian. The only enderian that the orb didn’t give this ability to  was the orionsound 

Katherine- Katherine has the rapid plant growth of the floran, a fairy flash (which is basically dbz’s solar flare) and given that fae can transform she has the ability to transform into a wolf

Lauren- Other than having her endarian ability to teleport she also has her vex ability of blind fury and flight

Sausage

 Elytrain and Half Wither Sausage have been combined into a single entity as such has the abilities of both

Gravity Sausage or Gravitals in general have gravi attacks named after the misspelling in the origin which enhances anything they do with “Gravi” power

Thunderborn Zeusage (who was killed by LDenigmalady in this au)- Zeusage had a trident, could teleport with lightning and fly through rain

Sausage’s new origin

I just looked on NameMc saw that Sausage has an among us skin, I sure hope that isn’t his origin but you never know

Origin drinks

Okay so hear me out because I’m about to pull off a list a really long list of what I think each origin would drink if they stepped into Fwhip tavern in order of how I have them chronicled

Illusioner and Villager- Have a preference for green drinks

Inchling- Will drink anything, but it will be served in a thimble

Smurf inchling like blue drinks

Pixie inchling like fruity drinks

Wyverians and Half Dragon- Like a little kick to their drink whether that be actual spice or something else. Wyverians love the kick more due to being able to breath poison 

Cookieborn and Candy- Both origins will drink anything sweet, but cookieborns have a preference for chocolate milk

Half Robot- They can drink but choose not to that being said they are not particularly choosy 

Mothling- Mulberry juice

 Arachnid- Bug juice either with or without actual bugs inside

Fox, Red Panda, opossum  and Raccoon- They will drink anything, but prefer fruity drinks

Shulks and Enderian- Like the juice of Chorus fruit

Skulkborn- Water I guess

Atlings and Merling- Water

Floran- Florans like fruity drinks, but prefer water

Fairyborn- Like fruity drinks and similar to Inchling it will be served in a thimble

Wolves- They can drink anything but like things that bite back

Avians- Also like bug juice, but prefer water

Vex- They can drink anything, but it goes right through them

Gooliens (Zorgensploshien)- Have a preference for anything ooey and gooey that sticks to the roof of your mouth, or just about anything because they don’t have an understanding of what a drink is

Kangaroo- Will drink anything that can keep their energy up, but will ask the bartender for the hardest thing they can make just to be annoying

Birbs- Will drink anything sweet but have a hard limit

Enigma- Would have a mixed drink of everything available and everything not available 

Giants- Will drink anything, but will drink it in a barrel

Elytrian- Can drink anything but are total light weights

Phantom- I think they would enjoy moonshine, but also the drink as well

Dullahan- Anything honestly, but considering their head can detach from their body it goes right onto the floor

Gravital- Like anything heavy or light

Shadow Crawler- Prefer dark drinks

Feline- Milk

Vampire- Red wine and probably the blood of the bartender

Angel- Can only drink things that represent a deity or water

Blazeborn- Similar to Wyverians they will drink anything with some spice to it

Iceling- Similar to Inchling will drink in a thimble but will drink it at room temperature due to them being cold

Thunderborn- Will drink anything but water

Lepus- Carrot juice

Thornling- Will drink anything

Truffle- They can drink anything

Crawler- Can drink anything but must be served as a droplet

Ldshadowlady

first life died by her third episode by tricking people and facing karma

sixth life died by her third episode by tricking people and facing karma

Conclusion, Ms. Shadowlady stop trying to trick people also stay out of the end and also stay out of the ocean

You know if CPK lost all his lives he could legally change his name from CPK to TPK because he took out a  whole squad of himself

Robo Origins

A headcannon that I’ve had since gem got the half robot that going forward her origins are mechanized versions said origin and that when they die they are added to a super gem model

From the Mothling she gets wings and synthetic fur

From the Arachnid she has an extra set of arms, make synthetic webs and cling to wall

From the fox she now has a cloaking device and some of the synthetic fur has been colored orange

Currently as of today she has the forest born origin - Built from what the villagers know about Florans- which is honestly not a lot- they built forest born gem using transparent materials assuming that’s how photosynthesis works

One last thing is that because she was built by villager she a bigger nose not necessarily like the villager, but a nose that’s bigger overall  

Afterlife Tarot card

This post was inspired by the art post made by Animaltamer7 and the information I’m using is from a site called labyrithos.co as a base.

Death- The server itself and its concept is the death arcana because unless you lose all your lives, you just turn into something else in a cycle of reincarnation and metamorphosis

The World- I give Za Worldo to Fwhip’s 6th life as a human. Za Worldo is the end of a cycle or a big pause before the next, I feel the human was an end to Fwhips wackey antics as weirder creatures before he dies and become something weird again

Judgement- I give this to Smajor 4th life the Angel. I gave Angel Smajor Judgement because part of Judgement’s thing on Labyrithos was reckoning and Angel Smajor was an Angel of vengence

The Sun- Either Katherine’s 1st life as a floran or second life as the fairyborn. I chose one of these two because part of the Sun’s thing on Labyrinthos is Joy and further research its also about Harmony what’ more harmonious then a floran or what’s more joyful then when Katherine was a fairy

The Moon- Taken from Animaltamer7, Shubble’s 1st life as the Shadow Crawler or because the moon represent illusions Fwhips 1st life as the illusioner 

The Star- The Orionsound’s 2nd life as the Atling. In a almost literal meaning of rejuvenation (a word I thought meant healing)  the atling ability to heal with punches- I wouldn’t give it to  Graceffa though- gives his second life this tarot

The Tower- Joey Graceffa’s 2nd life as Prince Inchie. I gave it to Prince Inchie as a sort of jab as part of the tower’s thing on Labyrinthos is broken pride and considering he was a fairy- retconned to be a pixie- that couldn’t fly and felt bad because of it made sense.

The Devil- Smajor’s 2nd life as a vampire due to the devil tarot representing materialism and the count was a material girl

Temperance- Lauren 2nd life as the Enderian. Part of temperance’s thing on Labyrinthos is a middle path, as enderian she was sort of at impasse at what to do and was trying to find meaning in the orb.

The hanged man- LDshadowlady’s 3rd life as the Goolien. Part of The Hanged Man’s thing on Labyrinthos is martyrdom and  LDgoolady died so Lauren could join Smajor’s villain organization.

Justice- Gem’s 1st life as the villager. She is the literal hero of the village and part of the justice on Labrinthos was cause and effect and I think two people can understand what happens when you tangle with a village of tough golems

The Wheel of Fortune- CPK. Part of Wheel of Fortune’s thing was cycle and inevitable fate and as the first person to die in quick succession I think this belongs to CPK

The Hermit- The Orion Sound’s 1st life as the Enderian as he found truth in the orb

Strength- Sausage’s 3rd life as the Gravital. Part of Strength’s thing is focus, bravery and compassion which fits the hero Gravital Sausage was

The Chariot- I have to give it to smajor’s 1st life as the mothling. Part of The Chariot’s thing was willpower and honestly I chose Motling Smajor as not being as materialistic as his next life it felt right

The Lovers- It would be a crime if I didn’t make it Smallishbeans and LDshadowlady

The Hierophant- It has to be Gem’s 2nd life as the Half Robot. Part of the Hierophant’s thing was tradition, morality and ethics and considering the Half Robot continued her previous life’s mission seemed right

The Emperor- It has to be Solidarity’s 4th life as the wolf. I couldn’t think of anyone better and I haven’t used Solidarity

The Empress- It has to be Gem’s 6th life as the Forestborn. On Labyrinthos the Empress represent fertility, nature and motherhood- not in this order- so why no choose someone who is basically being mother nature 

The High Priestess- It has to be LDshadowlady’s 6th life as the Enigma. From research past Labyrinthos I found the high priestess represents mystery so for the enigma it was a given.

The Magician- Strawburry17′s 1st life as the Truffle. Part of the Magican’s thing was that it was about creativity and given afterlife is still a minecraft server and full of creative people I chose someone I hadn’t used 

The Fool- RipMika. The fool is the beginning card in tarot and considering Mika is on her first life and never truly got to start her journey I chose her.

Edit: I gave reasons they might not be good, but they are reasons 

Edit 2: Sorry Animaltamer7

Afterlife tarot Stands

This is a followup to my afterlife tarot card post. 

Breaths in and pose dramatically using my stand [In the Space where the event is taking place] I will reveal the stands of everyone

Death 10 its, user unknown. The stand is the land itself allows for reincarnation into a different species up to ten times Destructive power- E Speed- E Range- A Stamina- A Precision- A Developmental Potential-  B

The Moon World 7, Its user Fwhip real name Bryce. The stand manifest as a grey humanoid allows its user to turn invisible and fire arrow projectiles. Destructive power- C Speed- B Range- B Stamina- C Precision- B Development Potential-  C

Sun 3 its user Katherine. The stand manifest as a small fairy in nothing, but vine. It allows its user instantaneous plant growth, flight and the ability to glow. Destructive power- E Speed- D Range- E Stamina- B Precision- A Development Potential- E

The 1 Black Moon Its User Shubble real name Shelby. The Stand manifest as an amorphous black blob that can do almost anything its user commands such as creating power claws Destructive power- A Speed- B Range- C Stamina- C Precision- A Development Potential- A

The Star Hermit its user the Orion Sound real name Oliver. The stand manifest as an axolotl man with the drip, the stand can teleport and with a punch can heal you, Destructive power- D Speed- B Range- D Stamina- D Precision- A Development Potential- E

The tower of 2 its user Joseph Graceffa. The stand manifest as a small humanoid with vestigial wings and allows its user to shrink themselves and others increasing their aggression levels Destructive power- E Speed- A Range- E Stamina- B Precision- A Development Potential- E

The Devil’s Judgemental Chariot Its user Scott Major. The Stand manifest as a swarm of Moth golden moths that can drink blood and repel the dead Destructive power- B Speed- C Range- B Stamina- A Precision- B Development Potential - E

Hermit Temperance It’s user Lauren. A stand similar to Star Hermit, it allows it user to teleport and manifest as a female tall humanoid with purple hair. Destructive power- C Speed- A Range- D Stamina- D Precision- A Development Potential- E

High Priestess its user LDshadowlady real name Elizabeth Dwyer. The stand manifest as a humanoid chimera  if it looks at you its marked you for death, it leaves behind slime. Destructive Power- A Speed- B Range- A Stamina- A Precision- A Development Potential- A

The Hierophant of Justice- The stand manifest as a large  robotic humanoid with a big nose with extraordinary strength Destructive Power- A Speed- D Range- D Stamina- A Precision- C Development Potential- D

The Wheel of Fortune its user CPK real name Callum Knight. The stand manifest a a humanoid fox man Destructive power- B Speed- D Range- D Stamina- E Precision- B Development Potential-  A

Strength 3 Its user Mythical Sausage. The stand can control the flow gravity Destructive power- C Speed- A Range- C Stamina- D Precision- E Development Potential- E

The High Pristess’s Lover its user Smallisbeans real name Joel. The stand manifest as a green humanoid in a school uniform and is a similar stand to High Priestess only its eyes can’t kill only weaken Destructive Power- D Speed- B Range- C Stamina- D Precision- C Development Potential- C

The Emperor 4th emperor its user Solidarity real name James Brinson, The stand appear as a humanoid wolf Destructive power- B Speed- A Range- C Stamina-A Precision-B Development Potential- B

Magicians Pink its user Strawburry17 real name Megan. The stand manifest as a three mushroom humanoids Destructive power- A Speed A Range- C Stamina- B Precision - B Development Potential- D

The Fool its user RipMika real name Mika Midgett. No one seen her stand manifest her stand manifest Destructive Power- ? Speed- ? Range- ? Stamina- ? Precision- ? Development Potential- A

Afterlife Chronicler: Smallishbeans Finale

Smallishbeans 

Life 1- Blazeborn Achievement Looked at a badger Created his infernal crafting area out of  disco ball Gathered nether material for raccoon LDShadowLady Made some Deer friends Avoided Death at his door stop Prevented the slaughtering of those who aided in the destruction of the Ender Dragon Aided in the destruction of the Ender Dragon Created the Hot shop Laid the ground work for the future Was taller than LDshadowlady Raccoon Built his Blazeborn base Obtained the Head of Nemo Gave Endarian The Orion Sound an umbrella Cause of Death Killed by jungle skeleton Rip:  Blazeborn Ep 1-5

Life 2- Giant (ogre) Achievement Was taller than Floarn LDShadowlady Avenged his previous life Left his old base in the hands of Kyle Adopted Solidarity the cat Built the Smallish BeanStalk Was taller than Goolien LDshadowlady Got rid of Solidarity the cat (feline) Cause of Death Fell from a great height in the nether Rip: Giant Ep 5-8

Life 3- Iceling Achievement Was the coolest Cause of Death Died in his lava farm Rip: Iceling Ep 8 2: 42 - 4: 07

Life 4- Wyverian Achievements Is most likely taller than Ldshadowlady (again) Had a hand in building Dragon Designs Built his Wyverian lair Cause of Death Fell to his death Rip: Wyverian Ep 8- 10

Life 5- Thunderborn (Thor) Achievements Built is Asgardian palace Cause of Death Fell from LDenigmalady’s trap Rip: Thunderborn (Thor) Ep 11

Life 6- Lepus Achievements Built a rabbit mansion Participated in LDPiratelady’s boat race Cause of Death Fell into the void Rip: Lepus Ep 12-13

Life 7- Fairyborn Cause of Death Killed by drowned Rip: Fairyborn Ep 13

Life 8- Forestborn Achievements Teamed up with fellow Forestborn Gem to protect trees Built a tree Participated in Soliarity’s tournament Cause of Death Killed by Kung Fu Red Panda Solidarity Rip: Forestborn Ep 13-14

Life 9- Gravital (alien) Cause of Death Fell into the void Rip: Alien Ep 14

Life 10- Half Robot Achievement Built a spaceship Cause of Death Fell into Lava Rip: Half Robot Ep 14