Afterlife Chronicles: Catch Up

Afterlife Chronicles: Catch up

No one ever asked me to do the afterlife chronicle and there are people who do it better, but I’d be remiss in my due diligence if I didn’t.

Fwhip 4th edition

FWhip- current lives 5

Life 4- Villager (fishermen)

Achievements

Built a village

Built a windmill for the village

Cause of Death

Killed by Atling Orion Sound

Rip: Fishermen ep 10-11

Life 5- Cookieborn

Cause of Death

Burned by blazes

Rip: Cookieborn ep 11

GeminiTay 3rd edition

Gem- current lives 6

Life 2- Half Robot

Achievements

Lazered Vampire Smajor

Built a sea platform

Built Village books an enchanted bookshop

Constructed a oil rig on her sea platform

Cause of Death

Spontaneously Combusted in the nether (for some reason

Rip: Half robot Ep 3-5

Life 3- Mothling (Rosy Maple Moth)

Achievements 

Found her people

Built a barn

Cause of Death

Flew into a  end block

Rip: Rosy Maple Mothling Ep 6

Life 4- Arachnid 

Achievements

Finished her previous life's mission

Became friends with Moths

Cause of Death

Killed by cat Shubble

Rip: Aracnid Ep 6

Joey Graceffa 4th edition

Joey Graceffa- Current Lives 6

Life 3- Skulkborn

Cause of Death

Blown up by a creeper

Rip: Skulk born ep 12

Life 4- Red Panda

Achievements

Wrote an IOU for SmallishBean’s hot shop

Built a facsimile to the home from the movie Turning Red

Work shopped a cafe idea with Shubble

Started beef with several non panda animals

Got married (?)

Adopted (?) a panda

Cause of death

Killed by his adopted (?) panda child

Rip: Red Panda ep 12-15

Katherine 2nd edition

Katherine- Current Life 8

Life 2- Fairy Born

Achievements

Escaped the clutches of Count Smajor’s jar

Built a fairy fort

Gave “Prince” Inchie a test

Built a fairy castle

Built a “secret” fairy fort underneath Solidarity house

Cause of Death

Killed by Vex Lauren

Rip: Fairyborn Ep 5-8

Lauren 3rd edition

Lauren- Current lives 7

Life 3- Vex

Achievements 

Killed Fairy Katherine 

Sent bad vibes to those who can fly

Cause of Death

Burned to death

Rip: Vex girl ep 6

LDshadowlady 4th edition

LDShadowLady- current Lives 5

Life 4-  Kangaroo

Achievements

Annoyed Lauren

Annoyed CPK

Tried to Annoy Mythical Sausage

Annoyed Count Smajor

Cause of Death

Killed by a barracuda 

Rip: Kangaroo Ep 7

Life- 5 Birb (parrot)

Cause of Death

Killed by a Zombie

Rip: Birb Ep 8

Shubble 2nd edition

Life 2- Birb (Blue tit)

Achievement

Rekindle her friendship with Prince Inchie

Lightened up the green house

Started Blue tit airline

Built a tree for a birb house

Cause of Death

Flew into a tree

Rip: Birb Ep 7- ½ (8 technically)

Life 3-Feline

Achievements 

Saved Strawburry17 from the nether

Joined  the Guardians of the after life

Became the leader of the Guardians of the afterlife 

Cause of Death

Died in LDenigmalady’s trap

Rip: Feline ep 8-11

Smajor 5th edition

Smajor- current Lives 7

Life 3- Angel

Achievements

Built a church 

Built Seasonal Islands

Aid Fwhip in some agricultural help

Cause of Death

Killed by Ldenigmalady

Rip: Angel Ep 14-15

SmallishBeans 4th edition

SmallishBeans- Current lives now 5

Life 5- Thunderborn (Thor)

Achievements

Built an Asgardian palace

Cause of Death

Fell from LDenigmalady’s trap

Rip: Thunderborn (Thor) Ep 11

Solidarity 2nd edition

Solidarity- Current Life 6

Life 2-  Feline

Achievements

Built the gazebo of heads 

Built a cat tree

Got “adopted” by Smallishbeans

Built Norman and Stanley the cats a home

Cause of Death

Exploded by Giant Smallishbeans

Rip: Feline Ep 4-7

Life 3- Half-Dragon

Achievements

Built a lighthouse

Started then put out a forest fire

Had a hand in building Dragon Designs 

Found Katherine’s secret Fairy fort

Constructed a floating tower

Cause of Death

Hit the ground to hard

Rip: Half Dragon Ep 8- 10

LIfe 4- Wolf

Achievements

Built a wolf den 

Cause of Death

Shot by a skeleton

Rip: Wolf Ep 11

Mythical Sausage 5th edition

The Mythical Sausage- Current Lives 5

Life 5- Thunderborn (Mythical Zeusage)

Achievements 

Built his mount Olympus

Cause of Death

Died in the nether

Rip: Zeusage ep 16-17

Angel Smajor vs Evil inc

Smajor woke and noticed he was in a dark void. “This is rather familiar”

“Ya think you pompous prick” said a man’s voice. Half Wither Sausage and Shubble came out of ether

“What are you two doing?” Smajor

“You know picking out doilies setting up a tea party” Sausage said  sarcastically as pulled out a red sword

“Are you mad about Count Me” said Smajor. “The man who said to not exactly your face that you were a terrible villain and kicked you out of your villainous organization.”

“Despite all that he’s a puppy dog” said Sausage

“Puppy dog,” Smajor repeated. “He killed you and Gem”

“Being fair to Angel Sausage he was kind of suspect, and I’ll give you that for Gem” Sausage said

“So your both set on doing this?” said Smajor

“Yes” said both Sausage and Shubble.

Smajor pulled out his golden sword. “Very well, but do not think I’ll go easy on either of you”

“We wouldn’t have it any other way” said Sausage a wither skull.  The skull disintegrated before it could hit the Angel. “Right that whole holy aura thing.” He got in close to the angel and they clashed.

“Why aren’t you burning?” Smajor asked

“Half wither, even your light can’t touch these bones”said Sausage. He kicked Smajor away then sent several wither skulls flyings that only disincintegrated.

“Seriously what is the point of -” said Smajor as he was hit from behind. He looked back to see a the shadowy claw of Shubble . “Two on one, how cowardly.” He unfurled his wings knocked her back then turned his attention back to Sausage. He wrapped his sword around Sausage. “It appears brute force needed to deal with a witherling.” He spun Sausage around then threw him into the air. 

Shubble appeared right behind him and caught him with her bird like feet. “We got to be a lot more coordinated, his sword is really dangerous”

“Fair” said Sausage. Shubble morphed into a pair of black wings and the duo dived at Smajor clashing swords once again. 

“Just because you have wings doesn’t mean anything” Smajor said preparing to wale on Sausage.

 Before he could do anything Shubble morphed into a claw and slashed at him causing a scar and opened him up for an attack from Sausage.  He punched him with his boney left hand then waled on him until he was on his knees. Sausage then kicked him sending flying across the ground.

Smajor got up. “It appears my normal repertoire will not be enough.” His sword disappeared and in its place a staff as his wings were dotted by eyes.

Sausage started coughing as soon as he looked at one of the eyes. “If you could do why didn’t you do it against Lizzie?”

Without a word Smajor raised his staff, then a barrage of light came out of the sky and hit the duos, knocking Sausage off his feet

“Alright take two” said Sausage as he got up. He ran at Smajor only to be hit by the volley again knocking him down. Smajor started walking towards Sausage, but Shubble intercepted with a claw attack only to be knocked away and hit with a volley of light.

Sausage got up. “We honestly deserve this Shub, we left the count alone and in his grief he did something stupid to end up dead and even then he was taken over by this guy.” Another volley of light hit Sausage knocking him to ground and causing him to drop the blade of the fallen. Smajor picked it up the blade of the fallen as he reverted to his previous form. “Any last word witherling”

“Not much honestly” said Sausage

“Very well” said Smajor.

He was about to his Sausage with the blade, but stopped inches away from his head. Smajor tried again, but couldn’t. “It appears I can’t end things with this blade.” He tried to drop the sword of the fallen, but his hand wouldn’t let go of them. “What the?” He decided to once again hit Sausage with the sword, but before it could hit him, Sausage swapped places with CPK. “What is happening?”

“You will not lay another finger on them” said Smajor’s voice. He dropped his knees finally dropping his sword and coughing as an arm came out of his chest. Count Smajor pulled himself out and got up. “I cleansed our wicked soul how are you still here”

“What you cleansed was my evil, you didn’t get to my pain or regret” said Count Smajor

“What could you regret?” Angel Smajor asked

“Going to far honestly” He said as he turned to Shubble. “Maybe we should of stopped at petty pranks” He saw Sausage walk out of the shadows. “Maybe I shouldn’t have called someone so loyal useless.” He picked up the blade of the fallen and walked over to Shubble and Sausage. “I forgive you both for what happened, in these lives and the next”

“Its cool” said Sausage as he was given the blade of the fallen

Smajor turned to his angel. “So who wants the celebrate by kicking this pompous prick in the face”

Sausage and Shubble smiled and stood with the Count.

Smajor pulled out his golden sword. “Very well I’ll give you this fight”

The count smiled then threw a rock behind Smajor. Expecting what’s about to happen Smajor turned around expecting the count only to hit the giant leg of Seapeekay. 

The giant grabbed Smajor’s arm then looked at the count. “You do realize that this the favor” 

“Fair enough” replied The count

With Sword and claws Shubble and Smajor wailed on Smajor then Seapeekay threw him the air.

Revoring with a flair Smajor looked down on them. “Looks like I underestimated them again” His sword was about to retract, but he was smashed into the ground by Lauren then breathed purple fire onto him. She then wailed on him until she created a crater

“I did not expect Lauren” said Sausage

“No one ever does” said The count

Lauren smiled. “Victory for the orb”

“Good work” said the count as he and Sausage walked up to crater Lauren made. They saw the beaten Smajor.

Smajor looked at the count. “I yield do as you must”

The count looked at Sausage. “Do you want the honor?”

“Let’s do it together as truest friends and best bud” said Sausage

They grabbed the hilt of the blade of the fallen and plunged it into Smajor’s heart.

Smajor coughed then disappeared.

“Woo we got rid of that pompous prick” Cheered Smajor. He grabbed Shubble and (The count and they danced in a ring as friends.

“Yes you truly did get rid of me” said Smajor

They stopped dancing as they looked ahead to see Smajor.

“I thought you were dead” said Sausage

“We are all already dead” said Smajor

“Closure honestly for you three I guess” said Smajor

“Oh” said Sausage

“I might of cleaned the evil from our soul, but me and the count will always be material girls” said The count

“Well he’s not wrong” said The count

                                              ...

Afterlife Chronicler- There you have it folk the fight between Angel Smajor and the villains of evil inc. In actuality I think I forgot the name Smajor or Sausage came up with. Anyway

The fight was inspired by art by Cynthrey’s ideas Angel Smajors wing eyes and staff were inspired by art by Zelunic

Roundtable head cannon. Been a while since I post this particular neuron so here is the context “Everytime one the afterlifer die they appear sitting at a round table with their other lives. There is more to this but its unimportant, what is important is the roundtable head cannons version of HFIL- if you know you know- or league of dead villains

So hear me out, The league of dead villain in order of names consists of

Illusioner Fwip

Avian Lauren

Enderian Lauren

Vex Lauren

Dullahan Seapeekay

Debatably Shadow Crawler Shubble

Vampire Smajor

Debatably Half Wither Sausage 

and guess whose the overseer of this nonsense that’s right Angel Smajor

A funny thought occurred, as the only person on Afterlife whose skin is base animal, wouldn’t it be funny if CPK got the human origin.

The most electrifying

So in order Smallishbeans was

The Hottest- Blazeborn

The Biggest- Giant

The coolest- Icling

He was the most fly- The Wyverian

and now as the thunderborn. Takes a deep breath and in an announcer voice “HE IS THE MOST ELECTRIFYING, OHHHHHHHHH YEAH”

Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 5: May 3- May 8

GeminiTay- Ms. Tay has pulled what this Chronicler dubbed as a CPK. After being constructed as robo Mothling- if you know you know- Ms Tay went about trying to find her people which she did. After that she went about building a barn for her people. After running out of material for her cow pen, she returned to homeland of her people and died to what I can describe as hubris. She was reconstructed as an arachnid and went back trying to be a helpful spider. This endeavor ended with her death by cat shubble

Smajor- The angel has fallen. After building four seasonal island the morally grey angel went to his shop and was unceremoniously killed by a hidden LDShadowlady. He was later reborn as a merling and went about building an underwater tunnel the uses of which are currently unknown.

Mythical Sausage-  Sausage is a god, or to be more precise a a tunderborn a creature born from clouds, but enough of the technicalities. After being reborn as Mythical Zeusage he informed Shubble about his retiring from the guardians. He later moved out of heaven’s reach and constructed his mouth Olympus his new seat of power. Then he died after going to the nether

Shubble- She is now officially the leader of the Guardians of the Afterlife. But in more important news she built her cute cafe and has plans of taking on a kraken. All those plans cut short by her becoming a cat burglar and making the mistake of stealing from LDenigmalady and dying in her trap. She was later reborn as an opossum with plans to build an underground base 

Solidary- The last dragon has fallen. After building his floating tower Solidarity similar to CPK died by forgetting how to fly.

Fwhip- It’s all come full circle, a sentiment that is share and known by some as former illusioner Fwhip is now a villager or more specifically a fishermen. After this rebirth Fwhip went about making a village along the way being aided by Angel Smajor with some agricultural work. Finally he has set sights on former orb enthusiast TheOrionSound. Will this be a tale of Moby-Dick or looney toons only time can tell.

Joey Graceffa- Mr Graceffa has been reborn as a Atling. After an almost near death experience trying to retrieve his stuff , he called upon the aid of the fairy Katherine in exchange for him not killing her to get the rest. Mr Graceffa then went about adopting several axolotls. This would be fine if he didn’t steal the last one from Strawburry17

Ldshadowlady- Apparently the death of Angel Smajor was probably an accident, but its good that we know. After capturing a cat burglar in a trap of her making Ms. Shadowlady went about causing more mischief by misdirecting the enderrail and getting her husband stuck. And in true villainous fashion she didn’t stick around for the traps detonation nor the sabotaged enderail.

Lauren- After being reborn as a vex, Lauren went about causing chaos and bad vibe to those who can fly. After killing Katherine the fairy born she decided to go mining and ended up dead. She has declared with her next origin she is not going to be evil.

Katherine- Before the fairies death at the hands of the Vex girl, she went off to investigate the threat she gave her.