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Afterlife Chronicler 2+ 3: SmallishBeans and Joey Graceffa
Afterlifer Chronicler bringing you the lives and deaths of the afterlife server members. This time the 2nd edition for Smallish Beans and the 3rd for Joey Graceffa
SmallishBeans- Current lives 7
Life 1- Blazeborn
Cause of Death
Killed by jungle skeleton
R.I.P: Blazeborn Ep 1-5
Life 2- Giant (ogre)
Achievement
Was taller than Floarn LDShadowlady
Avenged his previous life
Left his old base in the hands of Kyle
Adopted Solidarity the cat
Built the Smallish BeanStalk
Formed a totem pole with Half Wither Sausage and Inchling Joey
Was taller than Goolien LDshadowlady
Got rid of Solidarity the cat (feline)
Cause of Death
Fell from a great height in the nether
R.I.P: Giant 5-8
Life 3- Iceling
Achievement
Was the coolest
Cause of Death
Died in his lava farm
R.I.P: Iceling Ep 8 2: 42 - 4: 07
Joey Graceffa- Current Lives 8 now
Life 1- Shulk
Cause of Death
Died trying to figure out whose the strongest afterlife- The answer the might and metal of a golem
Rode on Floran LDShadowlaady head
Built a fairy treehouse
Found the village of Papa Fwip (inchling)
Formed an alliance with Papa Fwip to deal with Giant Smallishbeans
Infiltrated the lair of Half Wither Sausage
Stole a horse from the Eden Sanctuary
Entered the belly of the Orb
Stole from Endarian OrionSound
Ended his friendship with Shadow Girl
Became friends with the Giant Smallishbeans
Formed a totem pole with Giant Smallishbeans and Wither Sausage
Ransacked the short gang clubhouse
Formed the society against evil
Proposed a deadly game of hide and seek
Cause of Death
Lost the game of hide of seek against the Orionsound and was killed by one of his enderman “boys”
Rip: Prince Inchie Ep 5-11
Roundtable headcanon
Goolien Lizzie has teamed up with Kangaroo Lizzie to prank Raccoon Lizzie and Floran Lizzie because they made fun of the fact they were only alive for one day. So now its sort of a prank war between the four Lizzies and somehow Goolien is currently winning
Edit: Funny thought Floran, Raccoon and Kangaroo Lizzie don’t know what a human is- Their only point of reference are Gem and the villagers -so they just believe Goolien Lizzie is a human.
Shadow Shubble is currently playing cards with the Graceffas and when Skulkborn joey died and appeared at the Graceffa roundtable he accidentally sat on prince Inchie
Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 3: April 13th - 17th
I know this doesn’t mean much to anyone but this report is in upload order with a few addendum added.
Solidarity- Reborn as a half dragon Solidarity originally was going to declare revenge on Smallishbeans, but after hearing of the giant’s passing has decided against it.
Smallishbeans- After pulling what this chronicler would describe as a CPK Mr. Beans 4th life is that of a Wyverian. His plans as far as I know are to modify his base to fit his new origin
Joey Graceffa- Thanks to an that was provided by tumblr’s very own alsmp- headcanons we knew what Mr. Graceffa next life was. However I regret to inform the reader of this reputable chronicler, but I was wrong. When the image came along I thought it was that of the fox based on its appearance and biology, but after he died as a skulkborn- probably on purpose by the by- his next origin was that of a red panda. I apologize to those of you affected by my misinformation.
Fwhip- Disregard my last report on Fwhip, as apparently he did need to leave his smurf village as he was reborn as a Wyverian. After that revelation he went to work bending the land to his will so he could construct a nest
LDshadowlady- After being reborn as a Kangaroo, which according to the origins was annoying- which is weird because Kangaroos are more dangerous then annoying- Ms. Shadowlady followed suit. She annoyed Lauren, CPK, Count Smajor, and at least tried to annoy Mythical Sausage. After all that she attempted to find a desert and was unceremoniously killed by a barracuda (which is a fish for those of you not in the know)
The Orionsound- After much silence The Orionsound has made a peep. His main orb based goal was trying to rehabilitate endermen. After several failed attempt at rehabilitating the endermen Mr. Sound returned to the lair of the orb and found axolotls in attempt to warm their hearts. During his escape of the orb cave our brave enderian drowned and was reborn as an Axolotl man. What this means nobody knows, but hopefully the end of this chroniclers orb based nightmares
Shubble- The little birb died hitting a tree, thankfully not the one she built. She now has the feline origin and is now planning on building a birb house to commemorate her previous life.
GemniTay- The platform she built has grown into a great oil rig.
Mythical Sausage- The great hero Sausage went to work on building his towers in the lands of Heavens Reach. Other shenanigans includes getting stuck to Ms. Tay and introducing us all to his turkey friend Sir Gobbles Gobblington
Smajor- Of note the count’s machination take the form of a book on how to kill enemy and ally alike
CPK- This Chronicler is dare I say impressed. After not dying in his current episode, CPK managed a nether excursion and was able to build something. A cautious but big round of applause for CPK
Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 4: April 18th- 24th
Joey Graceffa- Mr Graceffa has decided to build a facsimile of the home from the movie Turning Red. In his quest for the aesthetic has racked up a debt at the hot shop a shop owned by Smallishbeans. Will the red panda remember to pay off his dept or will he face the wrath of Smallishbeans.
Mythical Sausage- Following after the late LDKangaroolady, Gravital Sausage decided to do some bamboozling on TheOrionSound and Solidarity. After time had past Mr. Sound requested the aid of Mr. Sausage to which he jumped into action. After procuring some water breathing potion ingredient from the now Piglin Strawburry17 (who was being saved by Shubble) Sausage saved the Axolotl man from an untimely demise. He also recruited Cat Shubble to his heroic cause
Dragon Designs- I am unaware of what Diamond Designs was but this will not stop my abilities as a chronicler dedicated to the bit. The trio of Solidarity, Fwhip and Smallishbeans after the later two insulted Solidarity for him being smaller- which this chronicler finds funny as technically Solidarity according to D&D rules would be more dragon than either of them, I think- went about building, opening and then closing a shop of the same name. But the trio might be coming with more draconic antics this chronicler suspects
Solidarity- Disregard my last report on Solidarity, after being called small one to many times by the Whyverians, he went through his revenge against Smallishbeans.
Smallishbeans- We now know the result of Solidarity prank, as Joel was thoroughly annoyed as he was forced to crawl. Which would of been more impactful if he didn’t move house or created an area to store his hoard.
Fwhip- Other than building a dragon skull facade for one of his farm, he didn’t do much. Some might ask why did I mention this, and the answer is that the sunday report is about dedication and I got it.
GemniTay- We see the construction of Village books Ms. Tay’s enchanted bookshop. Other that the only noteworthy thing was her death which is debated on how she burned to death either by the blaze that shot at her or her origin causing her to overheat
Katherine- Continue to live her best fairy life as she built her fairy castle.
Shubble- After Saving Strawburry17 from the nether she was recruited by the to the guardians of the afterlife by Mythical Sausage. She also modified her base to suit her new origin
LDshadowlady- From Tumblr’s very own Alsmp- headcanon Ms. Shadowlady’s next origin is at least was the parrot origin. However there is an imagine of her with a hodgepodge of her previous origins floating about, this chronicler has two theories- that may or may not be mine -on what this means. Theory 1, is dying as much as she has, she’s decided instead of making a new skin she’s just going to make one united skin so every time she die after this she can just tack on the next origin which serves the double purpose of making it almost impossible to guess her origin. Theory two is that the hodgepodge skin is a new origin as she has a blindfold for some reason
Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 4: April 25- May 1
Mythical Sausage- The Great hero Gravitational Sausage has fallen. After we see how he recruits the likes of Red Panda Joey, he was mercilessly jumped by several endermen. Whether or not this was Lauren doing is up for debate. Three days later however he was reborn as the short lived Crawler Sausage as he was blown up by Smallishbeans. In unrelated new Shubble now owns Gravity Sausage Towers.
Joey Graceffa- Its unknown if Mr. Graceffa paid his debt to the hot shop. However that is unimportant, as although he joined the Guardians of the afterlife he showed some unheroic behaviors. Mr. Graceffa started beef with geese- which is something this chronicler finds fair -as well as kill several non panda animal. When he does find pandas he shot gun weddings one and kidnaps a small one. Just for the record readers Red Pandas are more closely related to skunks, weasels and raccoons then actual pandas, so what Mr. Graceffa’s done is twenty times worse. However in act of justice that can be portrayed by slave ants the kidnapped panda murdered Mr. Graceffa
Smajor- The Count is dead. After stealing a chair from Sausage towers- right in front of Sausage and Shubble by the by- and building his material girl kitchen (whatever that means), the good count decided to steal from Fwhip thinking it would be easy. Life lesson, never assume stealing from a dragon is easy. Three days later Smjaor was reborn as an angel. With his new status he went about constructing a church to a hitherto unknown deity, however becoming an acolyte of saint pearl was put on the table by Sausage. Speaking about the good hero turned small, Smajor went to confront him calling his first life as angel Sausage a ruse- which this chronicler find reasonable as “angel” sausage water and milk were sus- calling him an “elytran with a god complex.”
Wyverian bros- Both Fwhip and Smallishbeans have died leaving Solidarity as the sole dragon in afterlife. The reason for their deaths are interior decorating
Lauren- We see the consequence of LDKangaroolady’s prank as Lauren was thoroughly annoyed. We later see her joining the cult of the orb a short lived endeavors as she was killed by her endermen brothers. Let’s hope this is the end of the orb cult thing
LdShadowlady- We finally know what the hodgepodge skin was. After dying as a (parrot) birb Ms. Shadowlady was reborn as an enigma which explains the hodgepodges. Ms. Shadowlady proceeded not to die, got revenge on an enderman and even built a “villain” base for herself. Similar CPK I give a cautious yet big round of applause for Ms. Shadowlady for not dying twice.
Katherine- After forging a set of leather armor in order not to die from the cold, Ms Elizabeth is no longer confined by the world temperature. Ms. Elizabeth then went on to build a “secret” fairy fort underneath the home of the half dragon solidarity, who immediately sussed her out with his half dragon abilities. Lucky for her she did not build next to smallishbeans
Afterlife Chronicles Sunday report 5: May 3- May 8
GeminiTay- Ms. Tay has pulled what this Chronicler dubbed as a CPK. After being constructed as robo Mothling- if you know you know- Ms Tay went about trying to find her people which she did. After that she went about building a barn for her people. After running out of material for her cow pen, she returned to homeland of her people and died to what I can describe as hubris. She was reconstructed as an arachnid and went back trying to be a helpful spider. This endeavor ended with her death by cat shubble
Smajor- The angel has fallen. After building four seasonal island the morally grey angel went to his shop and was unceremoniously killed by a hidden LDShadowlady. He was later reborn as a merling and went about building an underwater tunnel the uses of which are currently unknown.
Mythical Sausage- Sausage is a god, or to be more precise a a tunderborn a creature born from clouds, but enough of the technicalities. After being reborn as Mythical Zeusage he informed Shubble about his retiring from the guardians. He later moved out of heaven’s reach and constructed his mouth Olympus his new seat of power. Then he died after going to the nether
Shubble- She is now officially the leader of the Guardians of the Afterlife. But in more important news she built her cute cafe and has plans of taking on a kraken. All those plans cut short by her becoming a cat burglar and making the mistake of stealing from LDenigmalady and dying in her trap. She was later reborn as an opossum with plans to build an underground base
Solidary- The last dragon has fallen. After building his floating tower Solidarity similar to CPK died by forgetting how to fly.
Fwhip- It’s all come full circle, a sentiment that is share and known by some as former illusioner Fwhip is now a villager or more specifically a fishermen. After this rebirth Fwhip went about making a village along the way being aided by Angel Smajor with some agricultural work. Finally he has set sights on former orb enthusiast TheOrionSound. Will this be a tale of Moby-Dick or looney toons only time can tell.
Joey Graceffa- Mr Graceffa has been reborn as a Atling. After an almost near death experience trying to retrieve his stuff , he called upon the aid of the fairy Katherine in exchange for him not killing her to get the rest. Mr Graceffa then went about adopting several axolotls. This would be fine if he didn’t steal the last one from Strawburry17
Ldshadowlady- Apparently the death of Angel Smajor was probably an accident, but its good that we know. After capturing a cat burglar in a trap of her making Ms. Shadowlady went about causing more mischief by misdirecting the enderrail and getting her husband stuck. And in true villainous fashion she didn’t stick around for the traps detonation nor the sabotaged enderail.
Lauren- After being reborn as a vex, Lauren went about causing chaos and bad vibe to those who can fly. After killing Katherine the fairy born she decided to go mining and ended up dead. She has declared with her next origin she is not going to be evil.
Katherine- Before the fairies death at the hands of the Vex girl, she went off to investigate the threat she gave her.
Afterlife Chronicles: Catch up
No one ever asked me to do the afterlife chronicle and there are people who do it better, but I’d be remiss in my due diligence if I didn’t.
Fwhip 4th edition
FWhip- current lives 5
Life 4- Villager (fishermen)
Achievements
Built a village
Built a windmill for the village
Cause of Death
Killed by Atling Orion Sound
Rip: Fishermen ep 10-11
Life 5- Cookieborn
Cause of Death
Burned by blazes
Rip: Cookieborn ep 11
GeminiTay 3rd edition
Gem- current lives 6
Life 2- Half Robot
Achievements
Lazered Vampire Smajor
Built a sea platform
Built Village books an enchanted bookshop
Constructed a oil rig on her sea platform
Cause of Death
Spontaneously Combusted in the nether (for some reason
Rip: Half robot Ep 3-5
Life 3- Mothling (Rosy Maple Moth)
Achievements
Found her people
Built a barn
Cause of Death
Flew into a end block
Rip: Rosy Maple Mothling Ep 6
Life 4- Arachnid
Achievements
Finished her previous life's mission
Became friends with Moths
Cause of Death
Killed by cat Shubble
Rip: Aracnid Ep 6
Joey Graceffa 4th edition
Joey Graceffa- Current Lives 6
Life 3- Skulkborn
Cause of Death
Blown up by a creeper
Rip: Skulk born ep 12
Life 4- Red Panda
Achievements
Wrote an IOU for SmallishBean’s hot shop
Built a facsimile to the home from the movie Turning Red
Work shopped a cafe idea with Shubble
Started beef with several non panda animals
Got married (?)
Adopted (?) a panda
Cause of death
Killed by his adopted (?) panda child
Rip: Red Panda ep 12-15
Katherine 2nd edition
Katherine- Current Life 8
Life 2- Fairy Born
Achievements
Escaped the clutches of Count Smajor’s jar
Built a fairy fort
Gave “Prince” Inchie a test
Built a fairy castle
Built a “secret” fairy fort underneath Solidarity house
Cause of Death
Killed by Vex Lauren
Rip: Fairyborn Ep 5-8
Lauren 3rd edition
Lauren- Current lives 7
Life 3- Vex
Achievements
Killed Fairy Katherine
Sent bad vibes to those who can fly
Cause of Death
Burned to death
Rip: Vex girl ep 6
LDshadowlady 4th edition
LDShadowLady- current Lives 5
Life 4- Kangaroo
Achievements
Annoyed Lauren
Annoyed CPK
Tried to Annoy Mythical Sausage
Annoyed Count Smajor
Cause of Death
Killed by a barracuda
Rip: Kangaroo Ep 7
Life- 5 Birb (parrot)
Cause of Death
Killed by a Zombie
Rip: Birb Ep 8
Shubble 2nd edition
Life 2- Birb (Blue tit)
Achievement
Rekindle her friendship with Prince Inchie
Lightened up the green house
Started Blue tit airline
Built a tree for a birb house
Cause of Death
Flew into a tree
Rip: Birb Ep 7- ½ (8 technically)
Life 3-Feline
Achievements
Saved Strawburry17 from the nether
Joined the Guardians of the after life
Became the leader of the Guardians of the afterlife
Cause of Death
Died in LDenigmalady’s trap
Rip: Feline ep 8-11
Smajor 5th edition
Smajor- current Lives 7
Life 3- Angel
Achievements
Built a church
Built Seasonal Islands
Aid Fwhip in some agricultural help
Cause of Death
Killed by Ldenigmalady
Rip: Angel Ep 14-15
SmallishBeans 4th edition
SmallishBeans- Current lives now 5
Life 5- Thunderborn (Thor)
Achievements
Built an Asgardian palace
Cause of Death
Fell from LDenigmalady’s trap
Rip: Thunderborn (Thor) Ep 11
Solidarity 2nd edition
Solidarity- Current Life 6
Life 2- Feline
Achievements
Built the gazebo of heads
Built a cat tree
Got “adopted” by Smallishbeans
Built Norman and Stanley the cats a home
Cause of Death
Exploded by Giant Smallishbeans
Rip: Feline Ep 4-7
Life 3- Half-Dragon
Achievements
Built a lighthouse
Started then put out a forest fire
Had a hand in building Dragon Designs
Found Katherine’s secret Fairy fort
Constructed a floating tower
Cause of Death
Hit the ground to hard
Rip: Half Dragon Ep 8- 10
LIfe 4- Wolf
Achievements
Built a wolf den
Cause of Death
Shot by a skeleton
Rip: Wolf Ep 11
Mythical Sausage 5th edition
The Mythical Sausage- Current Lives 5
Life 5- Thunderborn (Mythical Zeusage)
Achievements
Built his mount Olympus
Cause of Death
Died in the nether
Rip: Zeusage ep 16-17
Afterlife Chronicler: Lives and Life count
RipMika- Has 10 lives and is on her 1st life
The Orion Sound- (As far as anyone knows) has 9 lives and is on his 2nd
Strawburry17- (As far as I know) has 9 lives and is on her 2nd life
Katherine- Has 7 lives and is on her 4th life
Lauren- Has 7 lives and is on her 4th life
Shubble- Has 7 lives and is on her 4th life
Smajor- Has 7 lives and is on his 4th life
GeminiTay- Has 6 lives and is on her 5th life
Seapeekay- Has 6 lives and is on his 5th life
Solidarity- has 6 lives and is on his 5th life
Fwhip- 5 has lives and is on his 6th life
LDshadowlady- 5 live and is on her 6th
Smallishbeans- Has 5 lives and is on his 6th life
Mythical Sausage- Has 4 lives and is on his 7th life
Edit: Forgot LDshadowlady and I want to thank the boitorule for their reblog
Edit 2: Can’t believe I forgot Sausage, the man who inspired this post
Afterlife Tarot card
This post was inspired by the art post made by Animaltamer7 and the information I’m using is from a site called labyrithos.co as a base.
Death- The server itself and its concept is the death arcana because unless you lose all your lives, you just turn into something else in a cycle of reincarnation and metamorphosis
The World- I give Za Worldo to Fwhip’s 6th life as a human. Za Worldo is the end of a cycle or a big pause before the next, I feel the human was an end to Fwhips wackey antics as weirder creatures before he dies and become something weird again
Judgement- I give this to Smajor 4th life the Angel. I gave Angel Smajor Judgement because part of Judgement’s thing on Labyrithos was reckoning and Angel Smajor was an Angel of vengence
The Sun- Either Katherine’s 1st life as a floran or second life as the fairyborn. I chose one of these two because part of the Sun’s thing on Labyrinthos is Joy and further research its also about Harmony what’ more harmonious then a floran or what’s more joyful then when Katherine was a fairy
The Moon- Taken from Animaltamer7, Shubble’s 1st life as the Shadow Crawler or because the moon represent illusions Fwhips 1st life as the illusioner
The Star- The Orionsound’s 2nd life as the Atling. In a almost literal meaning of rejuvenation (a word I thought meant healing) the atling ability to heal with punches- I wouldn’t give it to Graceffa though- gives his second life this tarot
The Tower- Joey Graceffa’s 2nd life as Prince Inchie. I gave it to Prince Inchie as a sort of jab as part of the tower’s thing on Labyrinthos is broken pride and considering he was a fairy- retconned to be a pixie- that couldn’t fly and felt bad because of it made sense.
The Devil- Smajor’s 2nd life as a vampire due to the devil tarot representing materialism and the count was a material girl
Temperance- Lauren 2nd life as the Enderian. Part of temperance’s thing on Labyrinthos is a middle path, as enderian she was sort of at impasse at what to do and was trying to find meaning in the orb.
The hanged man- LDshadowlady’s 3rd life as the Goolien. Part of The Hanged Man’s thing on Labyrinthos is martyrdom and LDgoolady died so Lauren could join Smajor’s villain organization.
Justice- Gem’s 1st life as the villager. She is the literal hero of the village and part of the justice on Labrinthos was cause and effect and I think two people can understand what happens when you tangle with a village of tough golems
The Wheel of Fortune- CPK. Part of Wheel of Fortune’s thing was cycle and inevitable fate and as the first person to die in quick succession I think this belongs to CPK
The Hermit- The Orion Sound’s 1st life as the Enderian as he found truth in the orb
Strength- Sausage’s 3rd life as the Gravital. Part of Strength’s thing is focus, bravery and compassion which fits the hero Gravital Sausage was
The Chariot- I have to give it to smajor’s 1st life as the mothling. Part of The Chariot’s thing was willpower and honestly I chose Motling Smajor as not being as materialistic as his next life it felt right
The Lovers- It would be a crime if I didn’t make it Smallishbeans and LDshadowlady
The Hierophant- It has to be Gem’s 2nd life as the Half Robot. Part of the Hierophant’s thing was tradition, morality and ethics and considering the Half Robot continued her previous life’s mission seemed right
The Emperor- It has to be Solidarity’s 4th life as the wolf. I couldn’t think of anyone better and I haven’t used Solidarity
The Empress- It has to be Gem’s 6th life as the Forestborn. On Labyrinthos the Empress represent fertility, nature and motherhood- not in this order- so why no choose someone who is basically being mother nature
The High Priestess- It has to be LDshadowlady’s 6th life as the Enigma. From research past Labyrinthos I found the high priestess represents mystery so for the enigma it was a given.
The Magician- Strawburry17′s 1st life as the Truffle. Part of the Magican’s thing was that it was about creativity and given afterlife is still a minecraft server and full of creative people I chose someone I hadn’t used
The Fool- RipMika. The fool is the beginning card in tarot and considering Mika is on her first life and never truly got to start her journey I chose her.
Edit: I gave reasons they might not be good, but they are reasons
Edit 2: Sorry Animaltamer7
Afterlife tarot Stands
This is a followup to my afterlife tarot card post.
Breaths in and pose dramatically using my stand [In the Space where the event is taking place] I will reveal the stands of everyone
Death 10 its, user unknown. The stand is the land itself allows for reincarnation into a different species up to ten times Destructive power- E Speed- E Range- A Stamina- A Precision- A Developmental Potential- B
The Moon World 7, Its user Fwhip real name Bryce. The stand manifest as a grey humanoid allows its user to turn invisible and fire arrow projectiles. Destructive power- C Speed- B Range- B Stamina- C Precision- B Development Potential- C
Sun 3 its user Katherine. The stand manifest as a small fairy in nothing, but vine. It allows its user instantaneous plant growth, flight and the ability to glow. Destructive power- E Speed- D Range- E Stamina- B Precision- A Development Potential- E
The 1 Black Moon Its User Shubble real name Shelby. The Stand manifest as an amorphous black blob that can do almost anything its user commands such as creating power claws Destructive power- A Speed- B Range- C Stamina- C Precision- A Development Potential- A
The Star Hermit its user the Orion Sound real name Oliver. The stand manifest as an axolotl man with the drip, the stand can teleport and with a punch can heal you, Destructive power- D Speed- B Range- D Stamina- D Precision- A Development Potential- E
The tower of 2 its user Joseph Graceffa. The stand manifest as a small humanoid with vestigial wings and allows its user to shrink themselves and others increasing their aggression levels Destructive power- E Speed- A Range- E Stamina- B Precision- A Development Potential- E
The Devil’s Judgemental Chariot Its user Scott Major. The Stand manifest as a swarm of Moth golden moths that can drink blood and repel the dead Destructive power- B Speed- C Range- B Stamina- A Precision- B Development Potential - E
Hermit Temperance It’s user Lauren. A stand similar to Star Hermit, it allows it user to teleport and manifest as a female tall humanoid with purple hair. Destructive power- C Speed- A Range- D Stamina- D Precision- A Development Potential- E
High Priestess its user LDshadowlady real name Elizabeth Dwyer. The stand manifest as a humanoid chimera if it looks at you its marked you for death, it leaves behind slime. Destructive Power- A Speed- B Range- A Stamina- A Precision- A Development Potential- A
The Hierophant of Justice- The stand manifest as a large robotic humanoid with a big nose with extraordinary strength Destructive Power- A Speed- D Range- D Stamina- A Precision- C Development Potential- D
The Wheel of Fortune its user CPK real name Callum Knight. The stand manifest a a humanoid fox man Destructive power- B Speed- D Range- D Stamina- E Precision- B Development Potential- A
Strength 3 Its user Mythical Sausage. The stand can control the flow gravity Destructive power- C Speed- A Range- C Stamina- D Precision- E Development Potential- E
The High Pristess’s Lover its user Smallisbeans real name Joel. The stand manifest as a green humanoid in a school uniform and is a similar stand to High Priestess only its eyes can’t kill only weaken Destructive Power- D Speed- B Range- C Stamina- D Precision- C Development Potential- C
The Emperor 4th emperor its user Solidarity real name James Brinson, The stand appear as a humanoid wolf Destructive power- B Speed- A Range- C Stamina-A Precision-B Development Potential- B
Magicians Pink its user Strawburry17 real name Megan. The stand manifest as a three mushroom humanoids Destructive power- A Speed A Range- C Stamina- B Precision - B Development Potential- D
The Fool its user RipMika real name Mika Midgett. No one seen her stand manifest her stand manifest Destructive Power- ? Speed- ? Range- ? Stamina- ? Precision- ? Development Potential- A
Shadow Shubble vs Graceffa ft. Angel Sausage
With one move Joey brought the wyverian down with his sword. “Death be with you” he snicker as he turned away. He stopped as he heard a laugh from behind. He turned around to see the wyverian’s body almost melt, turning black and amorphous until it coalesced into a smaller humanoid shape
The shadowy creature puts its hand to it head. “Man that hurt Graceffa and I thought we were friends”
“Shadow girl, I thought you were dead” said Joey
She disappeared. “You can’t truly kill a shadow, Graceffa”
Joey looked down to see not his, but Shubble shadow. He plunged his sword into the ground but to no avail.
“Wow, that was pathetic, but that’s nothing new coming good ole Graceffa” Shubble stated
“I am not pathetic” Joey said as he plunged his sword into the ground again.
“Then should I called you scared, no that was Shulk, should I call you a sniveling wingless coward no that was Inchie, Should I call you a drooling moron take your pick on who I’m talking about” Shubble snickered
“Enough face me” Joey
“As you wish murderer” said Shubble. A claw came out of Joey’s shadow and slashed across the chest.
Joey gripped his sword and sliced the claw clean in half. “Fight me for real”
“As you wish” said Shubble. She came out the ground larger then Joey. “Let’s dance.” She grabbed him by the neck then flew into the air. She smiled then threw him the ground. She landed next to Joey and pulled a blood red sword from the ground as Graceffa got up. “Let’s go Graceffa”
The two clashed Shubble smiled as she blew a cloud of poison into Joey's face, she then kicked him away. She was about to hit him again, but Graceffa pulled out a chain catching Shubble.
“This is new” said Shubble
“Almost thought I wasn’t use this” said Joey. He threw Shubble into the dock over and over. “Ready to yield”
Shubble got up and made a cracking sound like bone. “Not really.”
She phased through the chains then pounced on Graceffa and attacked him with repeated claw strikes. With all her strength she slammed Joey into her now destroyed dock
She brought him to her face. “You ready to yield
Joey coughed. “Never” he got out of her grasp only to be grabbed by the face again.
“I would finish you off, but its not my place to do so, prepare to meet your destiny” said Shubble. She and Joey disappeared into Shadow
…
A portal opened into a living room and Joey fell out of it.
“Where are we?” Joey asked
“Shulk’s home” said Shubble
“Why did you bring me here?” Joey asked
“Oh no reason” said Shubble as she disappeared into his shadow. He pulled out his sword and started stabbing at his shadow to no avail. When he was done he was breathing heavy.
“Joey” said a man’s voice. He turned around to see Sausage
“What are doing here?” Joey asked
“As my first holy mission I’m here to cleanse your soul” said Sausage now with glowing eyes. He pulled ou a golden and it extended into a whip that wrapped around Graceffa.
“I’m a reaper my does not need to be cleansed” Joey argued
“Prince Inchie who stole a horse from the eden, the red panda who abducted a child” Sausage stated
“I-I would say the red panda was an idiot who didn’t understand the basic of biology when he abducted a panda” said Joey Graceffa as he heard a small giggle from his shadow.
Flames started snaking their way along the sword towards Joey“And for you Dullahan, for the murdering of a chamelon, a forest born and a few others, I offer cleansing justice”
Joey tried to escape the chain sword, tried to think of a way to get out of this but could as the flame reached him, he looked down to see Shubble smiling.
“Any last words Graceffa?” Sausage said
He looked down at his shadow, now his shadow. “I’ll be back”
“Fair enough, you do have two lives left make the most of them” said Sausage. The fire reached Graceffa and he burned to a crisp. “Shubble I know you are there”
Shubble came out the ground outside, as large as a wyvern. “Your point being”
“May the light of Saint Pearl bless you” said Sausage as he left out the other door.
“May the light of Saint Pearl bless you two and I mean that ” said Shubble flying in the opposite direction
Afterlife Chronicler: Lives left
As of writing this
Joey Graceffa has 2 lives left
Katherine has 5 lives
Lauren has 6 lives left (don’t even know if she’s still going though)
CPK has 5 lives left
Shubble has 5 lives left
Smajor has 2 lives left
Afterlife Chronicler: Joey Grceffa Finale
Joey Graceffa
Life 1- Shulk Achievements Aided Shubble in trying get to Mothlin Smajor’s home Aided Shubble in intimidating Avian(chicken) Lauren Aided Shubble in pranking and intimidating Truffle Strawburry17 Became a father to a baby shulker Cause of Death Died trying to figure out whose the strongest afterlife- The answer the might and metal of a golem Rip: Shulk Ep 1-4
Life 2- Inchling (Prince Inchie) Achievements Rode on Angel (Elytrian) Mythical Sausage’s head Rode on Villager GemniTay’s head Rode on Shadow Crawler Shubble’s Head Built a fairy home Briefly became Shadow Shubble’s conscience? Killed a butterfly in attempt to gain flight Rode on Floran LDShadowlady head Built a fairy treehouse Found the village of Papa Fwip (inchling) Formed an alliance with Papa Fwip to deal with Giant Smallishbeans Infiltrated the lair of Half Wither Sausage Stole a horse from the Eden Sanctuary Entered the belly of the Orb Stole from Endarian OrionSound Ended his friendship with Shadow Girl Became friends with the Giant Smallishbeans Formed a totem pole with Giant Smallishbeans and Wither Sausage Ransacked the short gang clubhouse Formed the society against evil Proposed a deadly game of hide and seek Cause of Death Lost the game of hide of seek against the Orionsound and was killed by one of his enderman “boys” Rip: Prince Inchie Ep 5-11
Life 3- Skulkborn Cause of Death Blown up by a creeper Rip: Skulk born Ep 12
Life 4- Red Panda Achievements Wrote an IOU for SmallishBean’s hot shop (still don’t know if he paid it off) Built a facsimile of the home from the movie Turning Red Work shopped a cafe idea with Shubble Started beef with several non panda animals Got “married” “Adopted” a panda Cause of death Killed by his “adopted” panda child Junior Rip: Red Panda Ep 12-15
Life 5- Atling Achievements Promised to not kill Katherine Adopted several axolotl Stole an Axolotl from Strawburry17 Built a underwater beaver lodge like area Rescued then captured The Orion Sound Cause of Death Killed by a shark Rip: Atling ep 17-19
Life 6- Chameleon (Geko) Achievements Played a prank on Strawburry17 Played a prank on Mythical Jay Sausage Participated in LDpiratelady’s boat race Escaped LDenigmalady’s trap Built a facsimile of Rapunzel’s tower Cause of Death Killed by a spider Rip; Chameleon Ep 19-20
Life 7- Wyverian Achievements “Fairly traded” with Fresh Meat “Fairly traded” with the gun powder shop “Borrowed” some diamonds from The Orionsound “Borrowed” several things from GeminiTay Took back the golden egg “Borrowed” from Shubble “Borrowed” from Katherine Built a giant rainbow egg for his golden egg “Borrowed” from CPK Cause of Death Killed by Wyverian Shubble Rip: Wyverian Ep 21
Life 8- Dullahan Achievements Got revenge by killing Wyverian Shubble Killed Forestborn Gem Killed Hobbit Sausage Killed Truffle Fwhip Killed Chameleon Katherine Cause of Death Killed by Angel Sausage Rip: Dullahan Ep 22
Life 9- Fairyborn (Prince Inchie again) Achievements Built a commemoration spot for all his lives Killed Junior the panda Cause of death Froze to death Rip: Prince Inchie Ep 23
Life 10- ShadowCrawler Cause of Death Killed by a zombie Rip: Shadowboy Ep 23
Empires 2 smp Tarot
Using information from the site Labyrinthos I chose the appropriate tarot in my opinion
The Devil- As this tarot’s thing is materialism and playfulness I see no better individual then the king of the underground Fwhip
The Lovers- Don’t know if their going to do another wedding thing this season but this card will always belong to Ldshadowlady and Smallishbeans when applicable
The Fool- Because this tarot’s thing is innocence and new beginnings I’m giving it Shubble as her character is looking for a fresh start
The Sun- I think I would be speaking blasphemy if I didn’t give it to sun princess Gem
The Hermit- I’m giving it to False because I think its funny and ironic
Justice- I think it would be a metaphorical crime if I didn’t give it to The Sherif
The Emperor- Part of this tarot’s thing is authority so I think this should go to Smallishbeans as he is playing a thing with the most authority a god
The Empress- Part of this tarot’s thing is nature and considering LDshadowlady is making an animal kingdom
The World- I’m giving the world to Pixlriffs as part of the world’s thing is completion and as the archeologist and dungeon master- question mark- is trying to complete the world through by understanding the past
The Tower- Part of this tarot’s thing is sudden upheaval and broken pride so I’m giving it to Joey because the lost of his pirate ship seems like a sudden of upheaval of his character’s life
The star- part of this tarot’s thing is hope faith and rejuvenation so I’m giving it to Katherine because she is trying to restore her lost kingdom and it fits her character
Strength- Part of this tarot’s thing is bravery and compassion so I’m giving it to Sausage as despite his dark past he chooses to be compassionate and brave
The Magician- part of this tarot’s thing is creativity so I’m giving it Smajor
Edit: Forgot Smajor and Sausage
Graceffa grandfleet
So context for this headcannon, Joey’s cove- The forgotten cove is what he is calling it now- reminded me of Great Iguana from Assassin Creed 4 and context non AC4 fans is that Great Iguana was something of a base of operations for the main protagonist (Might be wrong but that’s how I saw). So I imagine the Eversea becoming something of a privateers paradise of sort. Which leads me to the main point of this post the eight pirate captains (based on his lives in afterlife) that swear fealty to Graceffa and also have for lack of a better words a bone to pick with the Skeletrons.
Shulk Beard captain of the End Pirates- A captain who lacks two things a shirt and confidence, but has a rock hard hide. While I say pirate the End Pirates were protectors of the various end cities until the Skeletrons attacked them and wanting revenge followed the skeletrons back to the overworld where they found as proverbial fish out water and struggled on the overworld seas. The only reason they are still around is due to thanks of Graceffa’s old crew. They soon sworn fealty to the Graceffa pirate and when they learned of the fate of the crew rushed to find Joe
Captain Inchie of the fae pirate- One of the more volatile but loyal, Captain Inchie and his small (ha) band of pirates are a sturdy crew. Some say that Inchie was a prince of an unknown fairy kingdom, and the reason he’s on the sea is to retrieve his people’s lost wings from the skeletrons, but this has never been confirmed. What is known is that the old Grceffa crew saved the small band from drowning and freezing to death. And although incredibly rude the small pirate swore a level fealty
Captain Skulk of the underground crew- Honestly there is not much known about this one. He just appeared one and has met with much misfortune that the old Graceffa crew saved him. Honestly he should of just joined
Red Jo- unrelated to pirate Joe -captain of the cute pirate- One of the morally questionable priveteers on the fleet and incredibly bad at science. Red Jo says the skeletrons took his wife and child, but most if not all can agree that is he is actually crazy
Axel ling captain of the Freaky fish pirates- One of the most dangerous pirates under the sea, the Freaky dish pirates came into conflict with the old Graceffa crew once. The battle they had was bloody with both side being greatly injured, but on that day they grew respect for each other and would come to one another's aid.
Knucker the lord of toxin of the draconian legion- No one knows where the draconian legion came from, but when they did everyone stayed cleared. One theory on why they stalk the seas is because the skeletrons stole a golden egg from Knucker. Why this egg is important is unknown, but you don’t steal from dragons without repercussions and the skeletron crew gives then a wide birth.
Leon of the Gecko pirates- Less pirates more band of thieves if thats any different. Leon and his crew are lizard people that want all the things the skeletron’s stole for themselves so once they heard of the fate of the old Graceffa crew they knew if they hyped up Joe and his allies they could sneak in and steal from the skeletrons
Grim Joke- Now you think a man like Grim Joke would get along with the Skeletrons, but nope he hates them so kind of made sense he team up with Joe.
The war of Pirate and God
Pirate Joe invaded the land of Stratos and stole the Stratos spheres. In retaliation the Tall god destroyed the Pirate’s precious ship and kidnapped his first mate- after a fierce battle- Sir Piggle. Now as the embers of war roar in the distance whose side will the other empires choose.
Shubble- The great witch of the Evermoore joins the side of the tall god for her own reasons. Supposedly an affair of the heart, but that’s neither here nor there
Solidarity- The Sheriff even though he dislikes the sea outlaw, he would join him to take the tall god down a peg.
Sausage- due to their odd union I see the leader of Sanctuary joining the side of the tall god.
Fwhip- For obvious reasons the leader of the Goblands would be joining the rank of Pirate Joe.
Gem- Due to having alliances with The Sheriff of Tumble Town as well as the ruler of Sanctuary the princess of Dawn would be a neutral party and not join either side, but would support Pirate Joe as the tall god tried to steal her export once
LDcatlady- She would probably join the tall god, for what reason I don’t have one. However I do see the wise Dirk joining up with Pirate Joe as a response of hearing Sir Piggle’s kidnapping and his leader siding with the man responsible.
Katherine- Not wanting to put her empire in danger the princess of Glimmer Grove would remain neutral much to the disappointment of Joe, however she would sell her skill under the cover darkness as a merc.
Smajor- Honestly he could go either way since both side aren’t necessarily right or just.
Pixlriffs- The archeologist he also remains neutral
False and the newly added orionsound would also stay out of this conflict as neutral parties, but if they’re asked they would join.
Empires 2 smp Tarot #2
The World- I’m keeping this as Pix as part of the worlds thing is completion and as the archaeologists he is trying to understand and complete the story of the world.
The Sun- Its still Sun Princess Gem it would be blasphemy and she is one of the most positive minecrafters which is part of the sun tarot’s thing
The Star or Moon- Its still Katherine as the stars thing is hope faith and rejuvenation- Katherine is trying to restore her kingdom- however the moon’s thing is illusion which might represent her magical warrior secret identity thing.
The Devil- Part of the Devil’s thing is playfulness which is something that still fits the ruler of the Goblands fwhip
Death- The reason for this post was caused by a twitter post I saw that depicted Pix’s statue as the death tarot and it does make sense
Justice- It would still be a crime to choose anyone, but The Sherif Solidarity
The Wheel of Fortune- As part of this tarot’s thing is change I chose the Orionsound as he left afterlife and somehow came to empires
The Tower- Its still Joey, but this time in reverse he is slowly building his crew back up so the reverse meaning of the tower is resisting change
Strength- Its still Sausage as bravery and compassion is this tarot thing
The Lovers- The lovers is now Hermes as he is a sort of union between Sausage and Joel
The Hierophant- Once again in reverse now belonging to shubble as she is actively rebelling against the council of witches and rebellion is the reverse hierophant thing
The Hermit- Although originally a joke I now fully believe that it still should be False as she is looking for truth which is the Hermit’s thing
The Emperor- I’m keeping it as Smallishbeans as part of the emperors thing is authority as he playing the thing with the most authority, a god
The Empress- I’m keeping it as LDshadowlady as the tarot’s thing is nature and she is making an animal kingdom as well as being an animal herself
The Magician- Its still Smajor as part of the magician's thing is creativity and nothing else really fit him
Edit: forgot smajor
Empires 2 smp standos
This is a sort of a follow up to my tarot post, but not because with the exception of three individuals they don’t have tarot for their stands
Ruin World its user Pix. The stand manifest as a watch that can show its user a restored versions of ruins.
Destructive power- E
Speed- B
Range- A
Stamina- A
Precision- A
Developmental Potential- E
The Sun its user the princess of Dawn, Gem. The stand manifest as a feminine humanoid with butterfly wings with pyrokinetic abilities
Destructive power- C
Speed- A
Range- C
Stamina- B
Precision- C
Developmental Potential- E
Lovely Night its user the princess of Glimmergrove Katherine. Using my stand [In the space where the event is taking place] I have tried to get katherine’s stand to manifest, but have been unsuccessful all I do know is that its ability bring calamity
Destructive power- B
Speed- E
Range- B
Stamina- A
Precision- A
Developmental Potential- E
Peek-A-Boo it user Fwhip leader of the Goblands. The stand manifest as a humanoid boar man capable of digging through the earth with ease
Destructive power- B
Speed- A
Range- D
Stamina- A
Precision- C
Developmental Potential- B
Friend in me its user The Sherif of tumble town. The stand manifest as a group of tiny humanoid cats willing and able to dispense justice
Destructive power- C
Speed- A
Range- C
Stamina- C
Precision- D
Developmental Potential- C
Rough Boy its user the Orion Sound. Once upon a time this stand went by a different name, however that’s not important what is that it manifests as an axolotl man with drip, the stand can teleport and with a punch can heal you
Destructive power- C
Speed- C
Range- D
Stamina- E
Precision- B
Development Potential- D
Love Glove its user ruler of the Eversea Pirate Joe. Its odd similar to Katherine his stand is already manifest all I know is that the stand manifests as a tricorn hat and its possible for several to appear
Destructive power- C
Speed- C
Range- B
Stamina- A
Precision- C
Development Potential- E
Dysfunctional tango its user the leader of Sanctuary, Sausage. Similar Oli the stand also went by a different name and apparently a metamorphosis as apparently now its appears as an armored humanoid with a sword
Destructive power- B
Speed- A
Range- B
Stamina- D
Precision- D
Development Potential- D
The Lovers? Its odd the lovers can only manifest when in the presence of people depicted on it, but it keeps showing me an armor stand with a shulker head on it and every time I try to get it to manifest by brining the two people that were originally depicted on it together a small child with a purple streak in his hair wearing a toga tries to kill me.
Destructive power- B
Speed- A
Range- C
Stamina- A
Precision- D
Development Potential- A
Wicked its user the great witch of the Evermoore, Shelby. Her stand manifest as a black humanoid-ish frogish thing, but it doesn’t do anything, but give off a menacing aura.
Destructive power- A
Speed- B
Range- C
Stamina- C
Precision- A
Development Potential- A
Long winding road its user the dimensional traveler, False. Her stand takes the appearance of a humanoid figure in green armor and messy brown hair, what it does is a mystery to me, but its not the reason why she traveled dimensions.
Destructive power- A
Speed- D
Range- C
Stamina- B
Precision- D
Development Potential- C
Glitter and Gold its user the tall god and leader of Stratos Joel. The stand takes the appearance of a golden humanoid with the ability to change the perception of its user and others
Destructive power- C
Speed- B
Range- D
Stamina- B
Precision- A
Development Potential- E
Cat Pack its user the mayor of Critter City Lizzie. The stand takes the form of a humanish figure it able to obscure the perception of other towards its user
Destructive power-D
Speed- A
Range- A
Stamina- C
Precision- A
Development Potential- D
Rock house its user the Chromia, Scott. This is another odd stand as it manifest in two different ways one as his eye and second as a colorful skull, his eye can see magical abilities and if he wears the skull he can see stands such as my [In the space where the event is taking place]
Destructive power-C
Speed- A
Range- D
Stamina- B
Precision- A
Development Potential- E
' BIG JOEY ' Joey Graceffa grew Giant for a New YouTube video " Day In the Life of a Giant " . He grew near a Tower with his Growth stooping when he sees a Window washer on the Top Floor. Joey smiles as the Little Man was in Shock looking at his Giant Smiling face.
