This Is The Quality Ive Come To Adore From Yall.

This is the quality I’ve come to adore from y’all.

Why haven’t you edited a cowboy hat on diarmuid yet

I don’t have Photoshop nor the time or will to put in the effort.

Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.

Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.

Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.

Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?

Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?

Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!

Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-

Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!

Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.

Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.

Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!

Atalanta: Jack?!

Jack: We’re here!

Atalanta: Nursery Rhyme?!

Nursery: Present!

Atalanta: Okay, good....everyone made it back safely. I’m so relieved.

Ritsuka: What about Achilles?

Atalanta: WHAT ABOUT HIM?

Ritsuka: N-Nevermind then.

Master: Lancer, you’ve been working really hard lately. I think it’s about time you receive a grail....if you’re willing of course!

Cú Chulainn, sporting a shit-eating grin: Hey shishou, guess what I’m about to get~

Scatchach: On my nerves.

Scathach: Do you have any idea why I stopped you all?

Lancer Cu, on a motorcycle: Nope.

Berserker Cu: ....

Proto Cu: Beats me.

Scatchach: There’s 3 Of you riding that tiny motorcycle, and not a single one of you see a problem?

Lancer: Jokes on you shishou, there’s 4 of us.

Scatchach: There’s 3 of you idiots.

Lancer: Ther-

Berserker: Caster fell off 10 minutes ago.

Proto Cu: Why didn’t you say anything?!

Berserker: Because I’m not exactly hating the leg room.

Gudao: Lancer, have you ever made shishou mad?

Cu Chulainn, sweating: Oh yeah, it’s not fun.

Gudao: Really? What was the worst thing you’ve ever done?

Cu Chulainn: I told her that I was a warrior capable of surpassing her with just a little bit of time, because she’s getting older, so just wait.

Gudao:....what happened next? What did she do to you?

Cu Chulainn: Now that’s the terrifying part....nothing. She did nothing, except raising an eyebrow. A week went by and she forgot about it....or so I thought. I asked for some water, and she gave me the biggest smile before stepping out of the room. Five agonizing minutes later, she came back with a massive slab of ice, looked me in the eyes and said, “Just wait!”

Gudao: What did you do..wait?

Cu Chulainn: ‘course I did, are you insane? We didn’t go anywhere until the entire thing was a massive puddle.