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himejoshi. himedanshi. himejin.

WHERE IS THE YURI WITH ACTUAL BIG WOMEN.

I’M TALKING SHIRT SIZE WOMEN’S 26 WITH A BUST AT THE SIZE OF 54-55 INCHES AT THE SMALLEST AND A WAIST AT LEAST 47-49 AT THE SMALLEST. WHERE ARE THE FAT YURI WOMEN AS IN *THAT* FAT

i mean there probably isn’t any BUT.

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me @ age 15: god i just wish i was normal

me @ age 18: that's great man. you're a bigender aroace crocodile. good luck with that

I never really thought about how interesting a society of alterhumans and nonhumans would be.

The president is an alpaca

The vice president is a goat

The mayor is a vampire

Your neighbor is a god

That cashier is a demon

That cashier is both a cat and an angel

This cashier is like fifty things at once

Their manager is a dragon

The CEO is a fox

Your coworker is the concept of time

Your boss is Hatsune Miku

Your manager is half-human, half-deer

That guy who just stole your wallet is a mushroom, stealing money to help pay for his adopted daughter's healthcare

The guy's adopted daughter is literally moss

This guy over there, watching, is both Shūichi Saihara and a fallen angel

That guy is a shapeless being that constantly takes different forms

That girl over here is a harpy

This girl is a griffin

That other girl is a literal doll

While her boyfriend is a mannequin

There's just so much variety! So much more interesting than a human society.

scritches

purely scientific interest

Shout-out to non-human and otherkin self shippers btw <3 you guys are awesome and your f/o loves you for who or what you really are !!

Therian self shipper? Cool! What's your theriotype? I'm sure your f/o would love to try quads or make some gear with you :3

Fantasy creature otherkin? That's great! They love your unique features !! Your f/o would definitely be interested in hearing all about it <3

Fictionkin and/or character irl self shipper? Amazing ~ you guys make the most interesting ship :3 you should tell them about your memories and canon/s !!

Everyone here as well as any identities I haven't mentioned is valid, and your f/os know the real you and love you for it 🧡

They don't think you're "weird" or "making things up", they're in awe !! They think it's so fascinating and they can't wait to know more and explore your identity with you :3

your f/o loves you even though you;

need to use mobility aids

have a hard time understanding instructions

have frequent doctors appointments

have a pharmacy of pills you need to take everyday

aren't able to do tasks like cleaning or bathing without assistance

aren't able to help them do housework for whatever reason

can't live on your own or need round the clock care

struggle eating foods that aren't cut up into small pieces

need to eat specific foods for whatever reason

experience frequent chronic pain that keeps you from doing things you enjoy

need to use hearing or visual aids

your f/o would never think you're a bother for any reason. they love you for you, and would never think of you any differently.

Shout-out to self shippers with "scary" disorders, and I'm talking about the really stigmatized ones. Shout-out to self shippers with "bad" and "scary" symptoms. Shout-out to self shippers who are trying to be good and still do bad things because of their disorder.

Shout-out to schizospec self shippers, shout-out to system self shippers, shout-out to cluster b self shippers, shout-out to low empathy self shippers and shout-out to everyone else who not only has to deal with their mental health issues but also the fact that nobody else understands. And to those who are deemed crazy or evil.

Your f/o loves you, actually, and despite how many times you fall into tendencies that are "too much" for anyone else; they will always love you. No matter how many people call you evil, they will still love you and they will know there's a part of you that wants to be good.

And you know what? If there's no part of you that wants to be good and you're still doing your best to remain kind despite your nature, I see you, and your f/o does too. And they still love you, they always will.

Imagine introducing your f/o to your favourite things!! Whether it's a hobby you enjoy, a video game, or music, they would love to share everything you love with you!!

Think about how they would react! Would they also enjoy it? would they not like it but still want to hear all about it?

Pro/comship DNI!! This isn't for you >:(

Fun things to do with your selfship!!

for when you want to do some fun stuff with your f/o and have no idea what.

Make yourselves on the SIMS 4! The game is free on Steam, and there's a whole modding community where you can find lots of fun (and sometimes kinky) things to play around with. :3 You can just make each other and have fun watching you interact in a domestic environment! Orrr torture the shit out of them in game. /l-h

Make moodboards! This is really fun to think about and you can spend hours looking for pics online. What objects are important to you and your F/O? What colors define you? Is there a specific aesthetic that you two fit? Etc.

If moodboards are not enough, make stimboards! Yeah! Selfship stimboards! You can look for stims here on Tumblr, or on YT if you know what you're looking for, or cool niche products on Etsy and the like. If your selfship reminds you of a starry night sky, or about a creepy storm at sea, you can find and gif those things and have fun!

Make SMAUs! SMAUs are the shit these days lmfao. Either write how you and your selfship would interact on Twitter, or silly convos you'd have over text, I can assure you these are addicting and stupidly fun to make. There are plenty of sites and apps that let you create these, depending what social media you are looking for.

Make online collages! (Thanks bae for the idea) You can use something like Picsart with their huge free sticker selection, or import your own images and just throw a bunch of things together that remind you of your F/O!

Make PicMixes! Kinda like collages but with gifs lol. Just go to picmix.com and have fun creating!

Make a playlist! You can get inspo for character-inspired playsts, POVs that align with your selfship dynamic, using YT or Spotify or whatever app you use for music.

Anyone is free to add to this with their own ideas. :3 Just have fun!!

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw

taash….. save me taash dragon age….. taash….. save mw…………..

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I just started being active on here again and there are already so many people I think are so cool and want to be friends with but like how does that work if we don’t have anything in common and all my things are reposts😭😭😭😭😭

What do you do when 2 of your friend groups are telling you the other is the bad one and you genuinely don’t know who to side with

　⟢　Wet Cat　𓃉

A thin / smaller queer person of any height that is considered pathetic, sopping wet, or otherwise pitiful. May be used as a joke term, and is generally loser-esque in nature.

The definitions of "thin" / "small" is up to the user, and may vary

[Plain text start: Wet cat. A thin / smaller queer person of any height that is considered pathetic, sopping wet, or otherwise pitiful. May be used as a joke term, and is generally loser-esque(link) in nature. The definitions of "thin"/"small" is up to the user, and may vary .Plain text end]

“i love how you do your own thing and arent constrained by logic or information” but not as a comeback and instead as a way of life

yes im a homosapien and dont believe in gods but actually im a vampire elf who worships Loviatar

it's always "i don't judge !!" until a person is a therian or just nonhuman in general, their religion is something they don't agree with or don't see as a "real or valid" religion [like satanism or autotheism], they identify with xenogenders and use "weird" pronouns, they have a "cringy" style like emo, scene, goth, or harajuku fashion, they're disabled, they act childish and age regresses, they have extreme intrusive thoughts, they have "odd" interests, they don't have proper hygiene because of poor mental health, their identity "doesn't make any sense", they're "too fat" or "too skinny", or they're just "not attractive". stop cherry picking, you can't claim "you don't judge" when you can't accept these people. be better. /srs

born to be a selkie, forced to be human girl🦭🌊

you should be the #1 priority and get princess treatment in your relationship btw

Chubby femmes 🥰💖❤️😍

That’s it. That’s the post.