Len: *Shuffles Into The Living Room In His Pjs, Nursing A Cup Of Coffee, And Finds Axel Hog Tied Upside

Len: *Shuffles into the living room in his pjs, nursing a cup of coffee, and finds Axel hog tied upside down on the couch with a bunch of other teenagers standing around him.*

Len: *Turns around and walks away because he doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this.*

Len: *Sighs, and goes back into the living room.*

Len: Okay, which ones of you belong to me again?

Axel: *Tries to raise a hand, and mumbles something behind his gag.*

Conner: I belong to Mick, so I guess it counts.

Bart: You don’t formally adopt me until 2026. Uh. Spoilers?

Tim: I came with Owen.

Owen: Morning, Uncle Len!

Len:

Len:

Len:

Len: Right. Well, when you’re done playing, there’s cereal in the kitchen.

Oof, underrated nightmare scenario for Alan (he deserves it) 😬

^^Proof! Tornado Todd would be a MENACE

Unpopular JSA fandom opinion: If Jen got plant powers because of their mom Todd should also get something powers because of their mom. Jen is always the universe's favorite and it is a bit unfair...

Alan!

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First impression: I was first exposed to him in the JSA (2007) series and honestly thought he was very homophobic to Todd and he reminded of how my mom would talk about me being open as a lesbian. Now I know it was internalized homophobia!

Impression now: worse than I thought <3. think maybe he should be held accountable for his actions at some point. admit he makes mistakes would be compelling. go to therapy please Alan, I am begging you do that before making some torture asylum again.

Favorite moment:

I think he should get more bald.

Also when Thorn beats him up:

Also love when he's acting like a bitch <3:

Idea for a story: there is actually an honest discussion of how Brainwave Sr. traumatized him with the vision of all his friends dying and Alan's continual hurt from that & how it made him treat Henry King jr like he needed to pay for the crimes of his father and some acknowledgement that yeah its fucked to forcibly institutionalize someone in an abusive place that you fund.

Unpopular opinion: the accountability is probably unpopular among his fans lol.

Favorite relationship: Vladimir Sokov, aka, his color swapped deviantart oc, they should fuck and end the cold war <3 also just his relationship with Jay, always fun. & the dynamic with the other Lanterns, I still miss the hanging out in Guy's bar era.

Favorite headcanon: still secretly bald (jk he and red lantern are secretly married)

I think a real fun and neat part about all the speedsters in existence dealing with their powers glitching them into 5D incomprehensible planes filled with Eldritch Horrors and nightmares on the daily is that we get to see their reactions to that.

Wally, for example? He shoves that shit deep, deep down and tries to pretend it isn't happening. Denial all the way baby, let's go.

Ace and Avery? Play videogames and hope it goes away while you teeter on the verge of a panic attack.

Irey? Stare at the void and watch as it stares back.

Jai? Stare at the void and then get beat up by the void. Cry a little. The void stole your clothes, now what?

Barry? Depressive spiral. He's in his room now. He lives there. The door is locked.

Max? Spiritual enlightenment. Speaks to the Speedforce Buffalo

Bart? Unfazed. Doesn't even realize it's happening because this is just Tuesday for Bart. He's eating novelty pickles. Get on his level.

The Green And The Red

Art by Dan Schkade