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Len: *Shuffles into the living room in his pjs, nursing a cup of coffee, and finds Axel hog tied upside down on the couch with a bunch of other teenagers standing around him.*

Len: *Turns around and walks away because he doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this.*

Len: *Sighs, and goes back into the living room.*

Len: Okay, which ones of you belong to me again?

Axel: *Tries to raise a hand, and mumbles something behind his gag.*

Conner: I belong to Mick, so I guess it counts.

Bart: You don’t formally adopt me until 2026. Uh. Spoilers?

Tim: I came with Owen.

Owen: Morning, Uncle Len!

Len:

Len:

Len:

Len: Right. Well, when you’re done playing, there’s cereal in the kitchen.

Axel: You never let me do anything fun! I bet if OWEN wanted to do this, you'd bend over backwards to help him. Just admit it, Owen's your favourite, isn't he?

Len: Of course he is. It's no contest.

Lisa: Lenny! You can't pick favourites with your kids!

Axel: Thank you!

Lisa: You're welcome, honey. Now what happened?

Len: I wouldn't let him mail anthrax powdered doughnuts to the Hall of Justice.

Lisa:

Lisa:

Lisa:

Lisa: When is Owen coming home?