Axel Walker - Tumblr Posts
Len: *Shuffles into the living room in his pjs, nursing a cup of coffee, and finds Axel hog tied upside down on the couch with a bunch of other teenagers standing around him.*
Len: *Turns around and walks away because he doesn’t get paid enough to deal with this.*
Len: *Sighs, and goes back into the living room.*
Len: Okay, which ones of you belong to me again?
Axel: *Tries to raise a hand, and mumbles something behind his gag.*
Conner: I belong to Mick, so I guess it counts.
Bart: You don’t formally adopt me until 2026. Uh. Spoilers?
Tim: I came with Owen.
Owen: Morning, Uncle Len!
Len:
Len:
Len:
Len: Right. Well, when you’re done playing, there’s cereal in the kitchen.
axel walker and one of those guys he does not love at all
or, alternatively:
mick rory and that annoying kid he absolutely would not die for
The Tricksters Aesthetic (By the way “The Person You’d Take A Bullet For Is Behind The Trigger” is meant to represent James with Axel holding the gun) (Seriously why am I cruel to my children?) (Devon Graye - age 30) (Mark Hamill - age 66)
“My son is my world to me, and nothing will take that away from me. Not even you.” ~Axel James-Rose Jesse-Walker~ ~James Montgomery Jesse/Giovanni Giuseppe~
Axel: You never let me do anything fun! I bet if OWEN wanted to do this, you'd bend over backwards to help him. Just admit it, Owen's your favourite, isn't he?
Len: Of course he is. It's no contest.
Lisa: Lenny! You can't pick favourites with your kids!
Axel: Thank you!
Lisa: You're welcome, honey. Now what happened?
Len: I wouldn't let him mail anthrax powdered doughnuts to the Hall of Justice.
Lisa:
Lisa:
Lisa:
Lisa: When is Owen coming home?
If CW’s The Flash was more comic accurate
Axel: You aren’t my dad.
James: You’re damn right I am. And once we get out of this you’re gonna go back and finish school!
Is he not a tumblerina in every outward way?
i hate this because it implies axel has a tumblr acct hh
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Rogue War | Rebirth: Grips of Strength
Trickster headcannons
James legally adopted Axel under a fake alias "Jackson Walker" before going to jail. Nobody else in the rouges knows that Axel is fully aware that he's adopted and, therefore, the other rogues try and keep it under wraps from him. Axel hasn't realized what the others are doing, but James has and finds it hilarious.
James is fluent in Italian and really good at it too. Axel... he tries to speak Italian but every time it ends up as a tongue twister. He's learned to understand it plenty, but speaking it is a whole other battle.
Axel is actually the best baker/cook of the rogues. He's been banned from buying things like pies from every store in Central city so he learned to bake his own, which turned into general cooking skills. Nobody on the team knows this due to the "no Tricksters allowed to cook in the kitchen".
Related note: James once set fire to his own breakfast cereal without meaning to. It got him banned from the kitchen for life along with Axel, who everyone assumed would inherent his inability to cook.
@tricksterrune thought you'd like these!
James: remember that time I liked you?
Axel: no
James: GOOD cause NEVER HAPPENED
Axel: aw
James: haHA
So I may have thought the idea of Ted and Axel ragging on each other was funny…
Just a bit… More than a bit.
I keep trying to think of ways James could be in the nU besides Cas’ wonderful little James au…. One was Axel and James being bros…
Another that Mein shot down was Axel=James… >u>;;;
James Jesse is a husky
Axel Walker is a rabid Pomeranian
I really really like that the CW was trying to give us both Tricksters (James & Axel) at the same time, even causing Maximum Chaos together- given, like most aspects of the CW, it was executed questionably.
It DID get me really into the idea of Axel-as-James’-apprentice/sidekick, eventually inheriting his mantle, rather than an unnecessary replacement. It’s especially great if, rather than Axel seeking James out, the Trickster stumbles upon a troubled runaway executing the most elaborate prank he’s seen from anyone other than himself in years and just going “new bestie” at a teenager. The Flashes can’t even object too hard because it’s somehow an improvement in the kid’s life, which nearly gives Barry a heart attack-
They’d also make each other Worse, which is always fun
Hartley : Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Hartley : James is still mad about it, but me and Axel were drunk and thought it was funny.