James Jesse Au Aesthetic(In Which Axel Is Dead)(Why Am I So Angsty)

James Jesse au Aesthetic (In which Axel is dead) (Why am I so angsty)

axel walker and one of those guys he does not love at all

or, alternatively:

mick rory and that annoying kid he absolutely would not die for

i bet james is a fun dad

You know, it occurs to me that neither Jennie nor Todd got Alan’s villainous taste in partners… the ambiguity of Todd’s relationship with Ian aside, his two canonical love interests/crushes are Al Rothstein, certified 10/10 himbo, and Damon Matthews, quite possibly the only Non- Corrupt DA in that city. Similarly, Hank was an absolute Good Boy during his relationship with Jen, after which she dated Kyle Rayner- you’d be better with Donna, Jennie-Lynn, but I can’t say your taste is all that bad.

Anyway, this why I think it is only right that Michael atleast sleep with several outright supervillains (Cameron Mahkent and Gentleman Ghost come to mind). You know, give Alan a taste of his own medicine in full.

You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world”  or, “What’ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.