Prompt 50

Prompt 50

`An alternate universe where everything is much the same, except Jaskier has D&D-style bardic magic, and is more than capable of joining Geralt on easier contracts, using his magic to boost Geralt's abilities almost as good as some of his potions.

Prompt 41

A mage (yes I know I love making mage villains of the week, but if they didn't want me to make them all the time, they shouldn't be so fun and full of opportunities) puts a spell on Geralt while he's on a hunt. He can only speak lies / the complete opposite of what he feels or means to say, and the only way to break the spell is to reveal his darkest secret. This is all well and good and easily fixable, presumably. The best part is Jaskier has caught on near immediately to what the curse is, and is able to translate all of Geralt's lies and antonyms. "I don't need more supplies for potions." "We'll go looking for a greenhouse or whatever you need, then." "I hate this song." "Why thank you, Geralt! How lovely to know that opinion is a lie!" "Can I braid your hair again?" "Never." "Perfect!~" Except for the times he pretends to forget the curse's existence. "Feed Roach all the apples you want." "Oh, I shall! Thank you for the permission!" He did not give permission. Geralt just deals with the curse for a month or two, before being fed up and deciding to just trust the mage's so-called cure for the curse, and says his darkest secret. That he's in love with Jaskier. However, he's neglected to find a way to explain the cure to Jaskier, and now Jaskier just assumes he's heard another lie / complete opposite. Jaskier is heartbroken, assuming Geralt must dislike him at the least, and hate him at the worst, and suddenly all those teasing comments over the years are seen in a new worrying light. I mean, Geralt, cursed to say the exact opposite of what he means telling Jaskier that he loves him? Jaskier races away from their shared room and gets absolutely wasted in a tavern all the way across town. Geralt paces and panics alone in their shared room for a few hours before going and returning his bard back home. He now has to spend the entire night internally-writing and rehearsing his big explanation speech and apologize to his bard for the miscommunication.

Does this mean I'm famous? Have I finally made it? It only took 49 days for a bot to flirt with me? Is that bad or good? Am I blessed or cursed? Can I send back a picture of big chungus or does that count as me signing myself up to their service? Do I ignore them and block them or can i send them a bugs bunny smear frame, guys please answer asap

Prompt 40

In a modern world, Geralt has been chatting online with a man named "Dandelion" for about four weeks now. They finally worked up the mutual courage to go out for a date... I R L... (shocked gasps from the imaginary audience)

Only, Geralt has been sat alone at the restaurant they agreed upon for about an hour and a half now. All his messages to Dandelion have been ignored. He doesn't want to hope something bad happened to him, but he also doesn't want to hope the man is fine and just decided to blow off Geralt and their date. But then he finally gets a call from Dandelion. "Hi! Geralt! Geralt, Right? I hit the right number? Listen- Um- I locked my keys in the car. I know it sounds like an excuse but it isn't! And the car fixer men can't come until tomorrow, so I was just going to hire an uber, but I can't find my wallet, and I doubt I have the money for it, for see, my darling white wolf, I may have splurged all my money on quite a lovely bouquet to bring you- Um- It's on my kitchen table-" (the sounds of a man clambering and stumbling through his own apartment) "-And so i was going to do the very embarrassing act of asking you to pay for my uber, even though you were already generous enough to offer to pay for the entire meal, and so I decided I'd think on it and try and find my wallet again after my shower, but see then I fell in the shower, and I- Well, to be honest, I think I might have broken my arm, um- I think I need a raincheck? And can I borrow money for an uber to the hospital? I'll pay it back, I swear!" Long story short, Geralt's first date with this 'Dandelion' guy he's had a massive crush on for weeks, is driving him to the hospital and checking him in. The worst part of it all is that Jaskier (Dandelion's real name*) is so charming, that Geralt can't even be upset about the whole situation. *Geralt soon learns that "Julian" is Jaskier's 'real' real name, when he ends up helping Jaskier write out his medical forms, but this is all just semantics.

Geralt getting affection from his bard vs Geralt normally

Prompt 37

The second of two prompts I'm giving y'all today since the wifi went out and I couldn't give you one last night! Eat up! A retelling of Jack and The Beanstalk but with Jaskier and Geralt My friend enjoyed the idea of Giant Jaskier, to quote, "add some spice", but I do worry about how his music would probably be painful if he were that big and loud, and we don't need any more jaskier's music hate (cough cough twn) BUT THEN i got to thinking that perhaps that could be something they FIX So either Jaskier, broke as dirt, blabla magic beans (or perhaps he just comes across a beanstalk), he climbs up and meets a bunch of giant witcher men. OR Geralt gets an odd contract to kill a "giant", for it makes horrific noises every moment of the day. Only when Geralt finds him, he finds an oversized bard who seems completely harmless, and lonely at the most. The giant begs him to help him find a cure for his size, a way to be small like the others, so that his music will no longer annoy or hurt the townspeople's ears, and instead will be enjoyed. To make it all the more complicated, even though he's humongous, the giant is terrified of seemingly everything, and screams and fumbles and flails any time Geralt has to go on a hunt, or has to protect them from the wildlife.