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Currently playing a bard who is a clown. I jokingly bet the party that I could solo them so we set up an arena free for all and I fucking murdered all of them with my ballon long sword and comically large squeaky war hammer. I finished off the last one standing with vicious mockery by saying “your kitten will love me more than you” (they got a kitten named sprite today) and I shit you not Sprite came up to the table at that exact second and jumped onto my lap and curled up to take a nap. Keep in mind, they just got Sprite and she has been scared and aggressive all day. I was the first person that Sprite trusted enough to do that. Anyways I’m now in love with a little black kitten named Sprite who I can pick up with one hand like a little potato.

Prompt 50

`An alternate universe where everything is much the same, except Jaskier has D&D-style bardic magic, and is more than capable of joining Geralt on easier contracts, using his magic to boost Geralt's abilities almost as good as some of his potions.

Baldur's Gate III | ▶ dev. Larian Studios

I've been playing Baldur's Gate 3 with mods

ITS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! I LITERALLY HAVE A PARTY OF 10 BARDS THAT INSULT YOU TO DEATH!