Lets See, Im Going On Vacation For 4 Day Plus A Days Worth Of Driving That Means Ill Need To Pack....all

Let’s see, I’m going on vacation for 4 day plus a days worth of driving that means I’ll need to pack....all of the underwear I own. Yes. Perfect. Completely reasonable.

Man is ADHD fun. I love talking to people then zoning out thinking about random bullshit and completely forgetting I was having a conversation with someone only to remember with abject horror that I was, in fact, having a conversation 3-4 sentences later. Then I get to play catch-up for the rest of the conversation and pray to god they don’t ask any questions. Always fun.

One person at work likes to go into the bathrooms and switch the toilet paper the wrong way and I don’t know who they are. All I know is they’re the bane of my existence and my sworn enemy.

Who on earth decided things could start before 10 am. What absolute jackass thought that it was a good idea to fuck over the night owls like that. Props to you for being able to wake up early and just start your day but I don’t start functioning properly till noon sir.

My brain honestly needs to learn how to prioritize it’s actions better. If I sing while I’m driving 100% of my brain power goes to singing and driving is just left up to muscle memory. Like I know this song is a bop but we should probably use at least 10% of our focus on trying not to crash the damn car.

Listening to really obscure artist is fun till you go to look for a concert near you and the whole tour is in one state on the other side of the country or a different country entirely