EVERY TIME - Tumblr Posts
> ooh a diluc pony i should talk to them
> why are they talking to the air
> ah
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff
this video made me laugh so hard i stopped making any noise because there was no more air in my lungs this is my favorite thing rn
the one thing i can’t do in media is when one twin dies and the other lives. no thank you! i’d like to leave my sanity in tact!
Someone: hey can you give me some relationship advice?
Me who's aroace: Communicate.
Someone: I tried but it didn't-
Me: break up.
Every time I hear Tom's guitar at the end of the live version of Screamin' I have a mini orgasm.
where is the one I love?
me: *has a good writing idea just as i'm about to go to sleep*
me: this idea is so good, i'll for sure remember it in the morning.
my brain:
whoever invented the car alarm and allowed it to be able to go off in the middle of the night unprompted needs to see me in the ring not for anything serious I just wanna fight
it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance
Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.
everytime i see someone i consider cool in my notes i look exactly like this
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: The prequel trilogy is about Palpatine manipulating the entire Republic so he can get more and more power. He started a war to get emergency powers and in the endgame, told Anakin who he was so the Jedi would confront him and become "traitors" so he could order a genocide against them and crown himself emperor. The Jedi did everything they could and it would never be enough, because they were playing blindfolded in a game of 4D chess and Palpatine had a headstart of a few decades.
Some dude on Reddit: Ackchyually-
New friend: WiNgArDiUm LeViOsAaAr
My friends: no no no no no no-
Me: *comes out of nowhere* It's Wingardium LeviOsa! Not levioSAAR!
My friends: *sighing and shaking their heads*
Ma’am that’s not how tits work, please go see a doctor
fandom: they’re enemies here, but imagine an alternate universe where they led completely different lives in a completely different time period, met under different circumstances and had a healthy romantic relationship that made them both happy
anti: THAT’S ABUSE, THEY’RE ENEMIES
fandom: ………. tell me where i lost you
I can easily catch him in this pose because he always surreptitiously licks his right paw before laying his head down, as if to say "and while I'm here, I may as well..."