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God-of-idiots - The Lord - Tumblr Blog
Speaking of poorly timed jokes
You heard of Smashing Pumpkins now get ready for Shooting Oranges
One thing I noticed that I love about this show is that the obvious upgrade from Blitzรธ is a trans man
Hooty's Moving Hassle; The owl residents
welcome welcome to the first finished disgns for my TOH x Howls Moving Castle AU heheheh
close ups
happy pride month <3
i hope the homophobes are extremely uncomfortable all month long!!!
Tumblr on the Seven Seas
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Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
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No wenches?
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Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
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AHOY???
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Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
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nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats โ โ
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everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
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Really makes you think
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this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
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honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
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mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
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ีกaีผีผa สษจึศถษีผ ศถึ ึษจสษีผ ึึ ีผษข?
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no thanks
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outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
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i have drowned at sea
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i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
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girl its not that deep โ
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to YOU. i just get it
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honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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SQUAWK
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
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CA-CAW
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the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
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i think i hauve scurvy
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mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
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wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
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i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
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op killed them
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even better news mateys, they kissed โ โ โ
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Sometimes we need reminders of what the words we hear today can lead to
Former weird kids make the best art
Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.
Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kidโข?
I was a weird kid.
two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
This is why awareness is so important
reading the symptoms of autism as a now grown adult after being bullied for no explainable reason all your life
Finally finished another bunch of chaggie sketches
Yay
These dorks are just being cute
IT'S OFFICIAL being called a poser for having limited information on TV shows is a universal experience
:/
Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!
BA BA BAAA
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Beautiful
I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.