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π n10-uh
On that sugar again .
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π strawwalker
DNI if you are into cordyceps fetish lmao it's so fucking vile!!!! like literally so insensitive to the infected and their loved ones. it's not something to fuck around with either!! you losers need to be magnifying glassed
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π juiceline
follow me to the fruit -- >
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π§ folic-acid-trip
can we not make ant farm jokes like idc if you're descended from one it's just weird
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Tumblr on the Seven Seas
π΄ββ οΈ white-beard Follow
Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
π castedaway Follow
No wenches?
π΄ββ οΈ white-beard Follow
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
π castedaway Follow
AHOY???
π plundermebooty Follow
Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
π΄ pegmeg
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats β β
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π‘wagscallion Follow
everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
π¨ matelotsaboteur
Really makes you think
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π crossdressing101 Follow
this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
π crossdressing101 Follow
honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
πΊ crossdressing101 Follow
mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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β΅ privatesteer Follow
wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
π§ββοΈ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow
Υ‘aΥΌΥΌa ΚΙ¨ΦΘΆΙΥΌ ΘΆΦ ΦΙ¨ΚΙΥΌ ΦΦ ΥΌΙ’?
β΅ privatesteer Follow
no thanks
πΆ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
πΆ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
i have drowned at sea
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β shiveringtimbers Follow
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π boat-enthusiast Follow
i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
π¦ longjohngolder Follow
girl its not that deep β
π boat-enthusiast Follow
to YOU. i just get it
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πββοΈ dudeindistress Follow
honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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π¦ pollypockets Follow
SQUAWK
π¦ aviated Follow
CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
π¦ pollypockets Follow
CA-CAW
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π plundermebooty Follow
the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
π plundermebooty Follow
i think i hauve scurvy
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π swabmydick Follow
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
πΆ longjohngolderdeactivated16511205
wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
π swabmydick Follow
i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
π΄ pegmeg
op killed them
π swabmydick Follow
even better news mateys, they kissed β β β
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