INCORRECT QUOTE #13

INCORRECT QUOTE #13

MK , reading a recipe: Beat three eggs

Sun Wukong : It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

MK : Ohhhh-

Pigsy: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

INCORRECT QUOTE #2

Nezha, to Sun Wukong: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

INCORRECT QUOTE #4

MK : I’m sad.

Sun Wukong : Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Sun Wukong : And das not good.

INCORRECT QUOTE #12

Macaque : Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Peng : That's because you're too short to do so.

Macaque : ...Listen here you fucking—

INCORRECT QUOTE #19

MK: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Redson: Yes?

MK: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Redson: Fuck.

MK: It's gonna be a fun week!

Redson: I'm going to my parents' house.

MK: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

INCORRECT QUOTE #7

Redson : Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."