Lmk Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
INCORRECT QUOTE #1
Mei: So you’re dating MK?
Redson : What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.
Mei: That’s literally a wedding ring.
INCORRECT QUOTE #2
Nezha, to Sun Wukong: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.
INCORRECT QUOTE #3
Macaque : How does that even work?
Sun Wukong, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!
Macaque: Your face doesn't make sense.
INCORRECT QUOTE #4
MK : I’m sad.
Sun Wukong : Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Sun Wukong : And das not good.
INCORRECT QUOTE #5
Nezha: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Sun Wukong: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
INCORRECT QUOTE #6
Macaque: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Sun Wukong: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Macaque: Yeah, that's the point shithead!
INCORRECT QUOTE #7
Redson : Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
INCORRECT QUOTE #8
Ao Lie : I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
INCORRECT QUOTE #9
Sun Wukong : I’m a multitasker!
Sun Wukong : I can disappoint fifteen people at once.
INCORRECT QUOTE #10
Macaque : Look, last night was a mistake.
Sun Wukong : A sexy mistake.
Macaque : No, just a regular mistake.
INCORRECT QUOTE #11
Pigsy: MK , what do you have?
MK: A KNIFE!
Sun Wukong: Okay, have fu-
Pigsy: NO!
INCORRECT QUOTE #12
Macaque : Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Peng : That's because you're too short to do so.
Macaque : ...Listen here you fucking—
INCORRECT QUOTE #13
MK , reading a recipe: Beat three eggs
Sun Wukong : It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
MK : Ohhhh-
Pigsy: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
INCORRECT QUOTE #14
Sun Wukong : Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
INCORRECT QUOTE #15
Sun Wukong : All right, MK , that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!
MK : I’m not even your kid-
INCORRECT QUOTE #16
MK: What did Sun Wukong do this time?
Macaque: More like WHO did Sun Wukong do this time?
INCORRECT QUOTE #17
MK : What’s your body count?
Sun Wukong : Do you mean sex or murder?
INCORRECT QUOTE #18
Sun Wukong: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Nezha: What’s updog?
Sun Wukong: Macaque! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
INCORRECT QUOTE #19
MK: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Redson: Yes?
MK: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Redson: Fuck.
MK: It's gonna be a fun week!
Redson: I'm going to my parents' house.
MK: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
INCORRECT QUOTE #20
Sun Wukong : You might not know this, Macaque , but I am a flawed person.
Macaque : I do know that.