And You Fell Out Of A Tree. I Understand, It Happens. Ill Get You An Apple - Or Perhaps It Was A Cherry?

And you fell out of a tree. I understand, it happens. I’ll get you an apple - or perhaps it was a cherry? - so please don’t try to climb any more trees until you’ve regained your strength in other ways.

(Merchant tries to shoo Darkclaw out of the way to get a better look, and nearly gets bitten for his efforts)

Ah… It seems your new friend is feeling protective today. Would you mind showing me where you got hurt? I’m no cleric, but I can tell you whether a bone is broken and patch you up myself if it isn’t.

(A rustling and a quiet sigh from outside the door)

DG? It’s the Merchant, friend, may I come in?

MERCHANT!!!!!!

Yess :3

Oh! Hello, mail system. It's alright, I'm actually pleasantly surprised this worked at all. You all must work hard to keep it going.

I apologise for being late? Do you like ice cream? I can give you as much as you want as an apology! 😖🍦

Thank you for the lovely gift, but I don’t understand. What are you late for?

(Merchant smiles and adjusts his hood)

I look forward to whatever you settle on.

An anon brought me back to you. They tried hours ago, but I was otherwise occupied and didn’t see, so I must apologize for that - is something wrong, DG?

It's just...

Everything's hurting again. I dont know why- the water makes it go away but I dont want to bother you and make you bring me there everyday- I'm sorrg-

Hiding everything on the rest of this blog forever just to see what happens when i rb this incredibly long chain

Edit: Yeah I got nothing

Edit edit: nvm the anon was sick and it took a bit :)

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

WEE WOO SAD FISH NOISES

DG again, then? I’ll be over in a minute. Thank you, anon.

(Merchant looks down at the quiet thump)

As long as it covers me, I’d be very grateful. I could use it for personal visits, and leave the heavier one for conducting business.

An anon brought me back to you. They tried hours ago, but I was otherwise occupied and didn’t see, so I must apologize for that - is something wrong, DG?

It's just...

Everything's hurting again. I dont know why- the water makes it go away but I dont want to bother you and make you bring me there everyday- I'm sorrg-