Merchant Communes - Tumblr Posts
CAN I TRY SOME OF THE HOT SAUCE THAT JAY DRINKS LIKE ITS FUCKING WATER?
If you have gold, sure. Please be aware that multiple people have been hospitalized by this in the past.
ill be fine im built different
i got some gold how much per bottle?
One.
(The Merchant is visibly hesitant to hand it over, but a sale is a sale.)
YIPEE
[gives you the gold and opens the bottle]
do i just like straight chug it like jay does?
I beg of you do not.
(The merchant produces a small bag of fried potato slices from… Somewhere.)
Put a very small amount on one of these.
oh shit ok
[they take one and put like a hugs dolup on it and just put it in their mouth]
Oh-
Oh, dear.
Have you ever wanted to grow anything other than peppers? Or make hot sauce?
My current efforts to branch out seem to have gone a little too well.
(The merchant is still shaking rose thorns off the cloak.)
I do believe the clover left me with a gift on its way out; my plants have been rather more affectionate as of late than plants should have the ability to be.
Why were you covered in thorns, may I ask?
My apologies, stranger, I didn’t see this message until now. I believe I’ve already answered your question. Check my “merchant communes” tag - it should tell you what you need to know.
Do you want to make a DEAL
-The hair Eaters Eater
What is your deal, stranger? I will not commit to anything without hearing the terms in full.
*drops ten gold*
-The hair Eater
(The merchant does not touch it.)
I will hear the terms of your deal before I decide whether to accept.
Do you want to make a DEAL
-The hair Eaters Eater
I will hear the terms of your deal before I decide whether to commit to anything.
I just want HOTSAUCE
-the hair eaters
That's fine, then. Come take a look at my wares. One gold for a bottle, five silver for half.
I have a very important question for you, merchant.
what is the spiciest sauce you carry?
I'm talking, like fire out of your mouth cartoon character level of spice. like there's a possibility it will kill you spice.
-🔥
Not another one…
My Reapers, stranger. I will not refuse to sell them to you, but you should be aware that this is not the wisest decision.
What’s the Mildest hot sauce you have, Merchant
I have a lovely sweet chili blend - it's not exactly sweet, but that's the name of the thing.
The cat drops off a singular coin
Meoww
(The merchant sets a bottle of a very mild hot sauce on the ground in front of it, and picks up the coin. The merchant will not assume that this creature doesn't know what it asks for - intelligent animals are everywhere.)
The cat takes the bottle and scurries off.
Good bye, stranger. Enjoy your purchase.
Later in the day you would find that a long Long line of cats are now waiting to order.
Some have one coin, some have multiple a few even having a bag or two!
Looks like you have some new custumers.
(The Merchant settles on the ground and allows them to peruse his wares.)
The Balls Card
(The book remains unchanged.)
WHAT
Dear stranger, this should not be news to you all. I have mentioned it, have I not? The reason my age is such a conundrum is because I lived in a place where time moves differently than here.
Will you be returning?
To the Feywild? I don’t believe I will, no. It may not let me go a second time, and I’m fond of this place - more importantly, stranger, I’m fond of these people. There is nothing waiting for me among the Fey.