hot-sauce-giver - Hot Sauce Merchant
Hot Sauce Merchant

Your friendly wandering hot sauce merchant

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Have You Ever Wanted To Grow Anything Other Than Peppers? Or Make Hot Sauce?

Have you ever wanted to grow anything other than peppers? Or make hot sauce?

My current efforts to branch out seem to have gone a little too well.

(The merchant is still shaking rose thorns off the cloak.)

I do believe the clover left me with a gift on its way out; my plants have been rather more affectionate as of late than plants should have the ability to be.

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1 year ago

I know, my friend. I am sorry this happened. You’ve been through enough.

Is Darkclaw nearby? Perhaps, with a little time, she could be taught to warn off hostility from anons.

*Her buzzing shifts to be lower, calmer so as not to startle him, and she tries sticking a scale back on gently*

Bzzzz bzzz…. bzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzz

[Translation: my friend… why would they do this..]

-🐝

*DG would curl up in a ball being careful not to shake to much so he didn't disrupt Pancakes work.*

METMRCHANT WOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN..


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1 year ago

Yes, I know, I’m coming to get you out.

(The box is lifted, and the merchant carries it on his shoulder)

Alright? Got your cheese?

I must ask anons not to kidnap DG. It’s hardly polite.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

^ what you hear muffled inside the box.


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1 year ago

I know. This is why we create some preventative measures, making it harder for anyone to harm you.

(The Merchant picks another handful of thorns out of his cloak, piling them on the ground safely out of range of DG’s tail.)

*Her buzzing shifts to be lower, calmer so as not to startle him, and she tries sticking a scale back on gently*

Bzzzz bzzz…. bzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzz

[Translation: my friend… why would they do this..]

-🐝

*DG would curl up in a ball being careful not to shake to much so he didn't disrupt Pancakes work.*

METMRCHANT WOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN..


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1 year ago

Overcast, (the merchant notes as he steps into the ocean.) We can stay out a little longer- ah, don’t take the crutches in with you, salt water will destroy them over time. If you leave them on the dock, that should be fine. I can keep an eye on them from here.

Don’t tell merchant anons, they’ve been bothered enough by Him enough as it is

I think he needs to deal with his own pain this time. There isn’t always gonna be someone there to help after all ((:

Y-YEAH..


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1 year ago

Alright. Well, when you see her, let her know.

*Her buzzing shifts to be lower, calmer so as not to startle him, and she tries sticking a scale back on gently*

Bzzzz bzzz…. bzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzz

[Translation: my friend… why would they do this..]

-🐝

*DG would curl up in a ball being careful not to shake to much so he didn't disrupt Pancakes work.*

METMRCHANT WOULDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN..


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