SHORTY

💐🦋SHORTY💐🦋

— genshin men with a short s/o headcanons ft. alhaithem, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, wanderer (lemme know if you guys want a 2nd part)

— this is an old draft that I decided to finish off and just get out of the way, so apologies if it’s badly written/short

SCRIBE ALHAITHEM

bro is tall, he’s also extremely muscular which means a majority of people are shorter than him

doesn’t comment much about your height cause he doesn’t feel the need to do so

will sometimes place his head onto your own head and just lay there

doesn’t mind when you rest your head on his phat titties chest

KAVEH THE ARTITECTURE

teases tf outta you for your small stature

always asks you if you’ve never had milk or dairy (yes, even if you are lactose intolerant he’ll still ask u)

always compares your heights and your hand sizes

“look at those tiny hands, they look so cute”, “my hands are way bigger than yours, they practically engulf them”

will unabashedly use you as a rest, lays his arm on your shoulder and doesn’t move it no matter what

TIGHNARI THE FOREST RANGER

he’s quite short himself, so if you’re shorter than him your are so damn small (says my 4’10 ass)

isn’t quite used to people being shorter than him

he’s glad that when he hugs you that it’s quite easy

same with kisses, you don’t have to lean down, same for him

CYNO THE MAHAMATRA

he isn’t the tallest either, so when you guys got together he was lowkey kinda happy you are shorter than him

cause he is kinda insecure about being short, but he doesn’t like admitting it

won’t tease you for your height, the same has happened to him and he knows how belittling it feels

WANDERER AKA HAT GUY

is a short king. will tease you 24/7 for your height

calls you his short goober, don’t ask. don’t even think of asking him to change your nickname, cause he won’t

gives him an ego boost low key, but be sure to give him a small smack in the back of the head whenever he gets too high on his horse

if anyone else makes fun of your height, he’s angy, only he gets to call you short😡

you’re a real boy

ft. steddie

summary — eddie and steve comfort their dysphoric ftm boyfriend (this is polyamorous)

cw/tw — FEM ALIGNED DNFI! mentions of deadnaming, transphobia, jason (he’s his own warning tbh), reader can’t wear a binder due to medical reasons, mentions of eating food. lmk if there are any more <3

note(s) — made this cause dysphoria has been hitting hard, hopefully this can comfort some other ftm who are struggling with dysphoria. sos if this isn’t that good, I’m not the best at writing in this format. btw this is quite short but I hope you enjoy :)

today had been a difficult day for you. being constantly deadnamed due to the fact that you haven’t come out yet (for obvious reasons), and people just being assholes about your identity. jason was mainly one of these people, since he somehow managed to find out about you being trans. of course he was an asshole about it, saying how you weren’t a real man and such.

when you met up with steve and eddie after school you just couldn’t help but bawl once you were in steves car, eddie the one hugging you due to the fact steve was too busy driving. when they arrived at eddies trailer they sat you down onto the couch with both of them on either side. “what’s wrong honey?” steve asked, holding your hand in his. you explained to them how you’ve been feeling dysphoric throughout the entire day and have been thinking about wether you’re a real boy or not.

eddie left his position on the couch, confusing you for a second, when he came back with one of his shirts did you understand. the boys let you change in the bathroom into the shirt that was a bit too big for you, which hid your chest from view. when you came back into the living area, you noticed that there was a blanket over the couch and some snacks and drinks on the table.

eddie and steve both have you a big hug when they noticed your tears of joy. “if you feel like it, we can have a take out for dinner tonight” eddie suggested, you nodded against his chest.

steve made you look him in the eyes and said “you are a real boy (y/n), you’re our handsome boy”, he then proceeded to give you a small kiss on the forehead, eddie doing the same not long after.

GENSHIN BOYS WITH A SHORT S/O (LIYUE)🐉

character(s) — zhongli, xiao, baizhu

reader’s gender is not specified, nor is their race. I always try to make my fanfics as inclusive as possible

tw/cw — none ig, lmk if there are any

note(s) — everyone seemed to like my previous post with sumeru boys with a short s/o, so here’s the liyue boys (it’s short ik) #justiceforliyueboys

ZHONGLI

man’s tall asf

like he towers over the majority of liyuen citizens

doesn’t really talk about your height difference

low key likes it tho tbh

like he’s a protective man over things he loves, and the fact ur short makes his protective nature go 📈

he’s not gonna make fun of your height, he’ll maybe tease you now and again, but never make fun of you

he’s got a son who is also very short (if yk yk)

XIAO

man’s short™️

so if ur shorter than him, bro ur like toddler height I’m sorry-

gives him a little happiness knowing that there’s at least someone who’s shorter than him

he likes the feeling of overtowring someone in height, even just a little bit, he’s so use to being shorter than everyone around him

he will not hesitate to beat anyone up who makes fun of you for your height, it’s on sight-

short s/o for a short king, he deserves that and more🛐🛐🛐

BAIZHU

this pretty boy snake man is tall

like probs the same height as zhongli, maybe slightly shorter

so it’s no wonder ur shorter than him

does he comment on it? yes

does he tease you for it? yes

dw tho he does this out of love, changsheng also now and again makes comments about ur height

she loves you too tho dw :))

sometimes he likes to use you as an arm rest, he will stop tho if u ask him to

whenever he asks for kisses he says that you have to reach him urself, so good luck-

if he sees you can’t make it then he’ll lightly crouch down and give u a small smooch himself so <33

I love this man sm u don’t understand-

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omg i use to play that game when I was young😭

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

cuddles

character(s) — bat eddie munson and werewolf steve harrington (polyamory)

fandom — stranger things

gn reader

summary — you and your supernatural boyfriends cuddle on the couch whilst watching a movie

tw/cw — food mention, lmk if there are any more!

an — I’m just so soft for bat eddie and wolf steve, like the idea in general is just too adorable

it was a normal, well, normal for you guys’, Saturday night. cuddling whilst watching a random horror movie that steve managed to get his hands on from family video. it’s been a tough week for all three of you, so what better way to relax than watching a horror movie whilst snuggled with your supernatural boyfriends?

eddie in his bat form, snuggled on your chest, and steve, in his wolf form, snuggled against your thighs. you heard a chirp come from eddie, looking down you saw him giving you the best puppy dogesque eyes he could in his bat form. you knew he was asking for more fruit, even though he’s already had 3 bowls worth.

sighing, you got up from the couch, steve whining in the sudden loss of warmth. you got a small bowl from the cabinet and filled it with blueberries, cut pieces of banana, and cut strawberries. “there, you happy now, you little pain in the neck?” you asked, eddie chirping in affirmation.

you picked up the bowl and shuffled back into the living room, where steve was laying, you noticed he seemed annoyed. sighing internally, you placed the bowl of fruit onto the table for eddie, watching as he flew onto the table and stuffed his face into the bowl.

“I’m sorry stevie, eddie was hungry so I didn’t have much choice” you explained, sitting down next to him and scratching him behind the ears, where you knew he’s sensitive. steves’ mood seemed to lighten up, his tail thumping against the couch.

eventually you ended up falling fast asleep, without meaning to. eddie and steve both turned back into their human forms and carried you to bed, bride style. the night ended with steve snuggling against you and falling asleep whilst eddie just kinda snuggled you and closed his eyes <3

‘words’ of affection

ft eddie munson and steve harrington (separate)

summary — reader is neurodivergent and likes making random noises to communicate with their boyfriend

warnings — none ig, lmk if you think if there are any <3

EDDIE MUNSON

ngl I headcanon him as neurodivergent, like you can’t tell me he ain’t got something-

so whenever he hears you making noises from the other room, he’ll make noises back

the noises he makes are chirps of sort, they sound a bit like bat noises

one time wayne was in the trailer and got a small fright from the noises you two were making, he nearly had a heart attack

eddie and you will also make noises when at the hellfire club when you’re on your breaks (the other club members lowkey find it wholesome)

eddie likes it because it’s as if it’s your own language

STEVE HARRINGTON

when you first make the noise he’s confused, but also his mum mode activates

“what’s wrong? are you in pain? are you hungry?” etc.

when you explain to him why you make those noises he just kinda nods and is like “ok cool”

won’t reciprocate the noises but he does appreciate them :)

I feel like one time you steve and robin were hanging out and then you made the noises and robin was lowkey confused, she was all like🤨

you decided it was best to explain it to her as well just in case it happened some time in the future, she was understanding luckily

robin high key loves seeing you and steve happy together, like, she’s happy the idiot finally has a partner that doesn’t use him and treats him well

whenever you make the noises when you’re with the younger teens, they will sometimes make noises back because why not? mainly dustin tho

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