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D&D character ideas

 a shopkeeper using the adventure as a marketing opportunity 

a student doing research for a school project

a charismatic rogue that uses half truths and acting to steal from people

a necromancer that uses the title of “really late healer”

also 

bullying some dude that dislikes christmas

Types of xmas songs, the stolen but has fancy fonts edition:

Jesus was once a little man and he was super cool

The big red man is coming. Do not cry.

It’s snowing it’s cool!

I am alone on christmas...

Santa is very sexy

Christmas trees, nice.

Fuck yeah christmas!!

You better watch out!

You better watch out..!

You better watch out.....?

You better watch out.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

And lastly:

Mom kissed a red man and i’d enjoy watching my parents relationship crumble to pieces, oh it’s also christmas

tall tree

Possibly terrible dnd idea: evolved mimic

basically a mimic that rather than taking the form of a chest or other item they take a similar form to the last animal or other being they ate but remain obviously monstrous and in no way a believable disguise, however evolved mimics differ from normal mimics by creating better disguises with masks and cloathes.

in my opinion casting jack black as the voice of bowser ALMOST makes up for the horrible mistake of chris pratt even being in the movie.

Ever see a fictional character and your first thought anytime you see them is “I want to pet them”

I attempted to combined the tbh/autism creature with a crab

either a blue screen of death (as in when a computer crashes) or a messed up furby

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

cards against huwumanity 

everyone would like it

i think staff shoukd bring back the crabs for free. the autisms would like it

heye every one.

this just happend

I’m dming a dnd campaign and one player unofficially married a dragon for some reason. I also made a john mulaney reference

I don’t even know why I drew this but it looks cool so...

do you ever just find one fandom through a completely different fandom

Dionysus has crazier fangirls than any creepypasta character

why crabs!? out of all the things to be a god of why crabs

because

I need an explanation

so because sally is a fish, and wilbur is a human then how is fundy a fox. please I need to know!

I tried to draw someone looking at the stars and I feel like I did well

get tailsed lmao

frogs are great

look at him

behold some poorly drawn animals

why is dog. is it not good enough to just be wolf

I tried to make a meme of one of my cats