I Shit Mikell In The Kneecap. \_()_/

I shit Mikell in the kneecap. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I hope this was supposed to say hit. Either way I don't get payed enough to care about him or his problem so he's on his own with that.

HE'S FROM FUCKING CORNWALL, MY DAD IS FROM CORNWALL please tell my you bully him about this, God knows I bully my dad for being British

Unfortunately not as much as I should. But the asks I have gotten in regards to this has inspired me to do more evil.

How to act sober when at a Walmart while the floor tile pattern is freaking you out.

YOU MAKE IT SOUND AS IF I MADE YOU TYPE THAT OUT YOU ALREADY HAD THAT TYPED! YOU WERE THREATENING TO DELETE IT BECAUSE I WAS CONCERNED THAT YOU ARE COLORBLIND!

i love them. i love them a lot. i love them more than anything. i'm theirs and they're mine.

jack said i had to post this or they'd start the rumor that i'm color blind.

To anyone wondering why I'm playing the rocky horror soundtrack it's my site and you people and creatures are lucky I let you in it!

((For those wondering about the introduction post, going back to what it was before and keeping the card were tied. I'm going to try to work out a way to do both without making the intro hard to follow. So bare with me until I work something out. Thanks to everyone that voted on that! You guys are awesome!))