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I read 'cute runt' wrong and thought you called Alto a cunt and I wheezed.

It hasn't done anything to warrant that... yet.

You're not allowed to be poisoned until I get my mourning outfits drycleaned. Also you have to make a bracelet out of your hair for me before you die. And you have to sign the paperwork that says I can have one if your eyes and your heart when you die. I'd love it with all my heart hehe.... I would also prefer you be poisoned by oleander... Such a romantic way to go 💕

But also YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE! SO HELP ME I WILL KEEP YOUR SOUL IN A JAR FOR A HUNDRED YEARS AND I WILL SHAKE IT VIOLENTLY EVERYTIME I REMEMBER YOU TRIED TO USE DEATH AS A WAY TO LEAVE ME!

Just wanted to remind you 💕💕💕

do you want some chicken curry, I made too much :(

sure? if it's poisoned, i know i'll survive. free food either way.

How to act sober when at a Walmart while the floor tile pattern is freaking you out.

Drunk at Walmart and the floor tiles are freaking you out? Tell them you saw a bug. -Another Immortal

You are starting to read as someone who is writing a book about how to successfully be immortal. I like that.

It's practically a piercing, honey. You don't want matching piercings? Maybe it will fix your Britishness. Maybe it will fix your eating habits. We can't know unless we try 🥺

i'm having my peach root beer with bacon ice cubes today.