Emma: You Know, Marty McFly Is Way More Relatable After Being In His Situation.

Emma: You know, Marty McFly is way more relatable after being in his situation.

Emma: You know, I've been thinking, maybe we don't appreciate Whale enough.

Snow: Well, he did deliver Neal.

Zelena: He helped deliver Robin.

Henry: He helped me when I ate that poison apple.

David: He helped me during that coma.

Hook: He helped me when I got hit by that car.

Emma: Wait, does our town have any other doctor?

Everyone:

Henry: Hi Mom, what are you making for the school bake sale?

Emma: Oh, I was thinking of making chocolate chip muffins.

Regina: I'll probably make an apple pie.

(Henry and Emma look at each other)

Regina: What?

Henry: How about you make a blueberry pie?

Regina: I thought the town trusts me!

Emma: Yeah, they don't trust you that much.

Regina: Snow, do you actually have a teaching degree?

Snow: Did you actually run in a election?

Regina: Touché.

Hook: Wait, so the gentleman who played that handsome pirate also played the chocolate maker, the fellow with scissorhands, and the crazy lad who makes hats?

Henry: Yeeess.

Hook: Wow, they really must use magic to make movies!

Snow: David, do you ever think it's weird that we named our son after our daughter's ex?

David: Um...

David: No.

Snow: Oh.

(silence)

David: Whoa.