Blob: I Cant Believe You Live Nearby And You Won't Let Anyone Crash At Your Place.

Blob: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Pietro: You people already know too much about me.

Toad: I know exactly three facts about you and one of them is that you don’t let any of us crash at your place.

Alex: I can’t take this! I’ve hit my limit!

Hank: It’s literally just broccoli . . .

Scott: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Jubilee: He kissed a guy!!!

Scott: No, I didn’t!

Ororo: Yes, you did!

Scott: Didn’t!

Jubilee: Diiiiiiiiiiid!!!

Scott: Did! Not!

Ororo: Did!

Jubilee: Did, did, did, did, did! Di di di did di di di did!!!

Jean: Babe, I can break this tie.

Jean: *holds up a photo of Pietro kissing Scott*

Ororo: He totally did!

Jubilee: Where were you? We were worried!

Scott: Don’t worry, Jubes. I was meeting someone who may have changed my life!

Kurt: You met a girl!

Jubilee: What’s her name?! Emma?! Madelyn?! Joanna?!

Scott: Pietro . . .

Kurt: Terrific!!

Scott: No! He’s a member of the brotherhood.

Jubilee: Wonderful!

Scott: No! He’s a thief!

Kurt: Oh.

Jubilee: Scott, you do not have my permission to fuck a thief.

Scott: Oh my god.

Jubilee: Do you notice something different about Peter?

Scott: Well, Peter’s his own thing. We’ve had sex in like three different houses and I’m not totally sure any of them were his.

Pietro: Don’t be mean to your father!

Jubilee: You’re mean to your father!

Pietro: My father can take it.