Jjang-seori - Asria.

Tao rapping Nelly’s Dilemma 

orginal lyrics:

check it, check it, check it, uhh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me and uhh, she got the hots for me the finest thing my hood did see but oh no, oh no, she gotta a man and a son, doh’ohhh, but that’s okay cause I, wait for my cue and just listen, play my position like a shortstop, pick up e’rything mami hittin and in no time..

what fans think tao is rapping:

I made this chicken she just moo right out the buff for me and she got the husk for me the fronter seat my hole din’t zip up oh no, no.. she got a mare and the sound tow, oh but that’s okay cause uh before my queue I just listen balloon my position like a show star big girl earl the Mummy Haydey and in no time…

Why do you ship Seohyun with Kris so much?

This is a question I get from almost every K-pop friend I have. 'Cause, they're not Kris biased and well, they just don't know how beautiful this couple is.

I, myself don't know the reason too so OTL.

But seriously.  I don't know where to start.

First—I know there aren’t a lot of moments of SeoKris but you know what?

I like it like that 'cause they aren't just 'moments'; they're precious.

Their moments aren't just looking at each other or passing by each other.

Let's consider one where Kris was holding Seohyun's picture. He was even fighting for it because Chanyeol took it from him.

Another one was when he pointed at her during SNSD's rehearsal. It was pretty obvious since it was her who was in front that time.

He smiled at her. It wasn't just any smile, it was his rare gummy smile.

It wasn't his bitchy smile or anything. It was sincere.

And another one was when Seohyun spoke in Mandarin, he was obviously amazed.

I'm speechless. I just love these two. :')

Second—Kris' ideal type and hobby.

1.      1.  Kris' ideal type.

He says girls that can cook, looks like an angel, and filial.

OMG, do I have to explain? Isn't it obvious enough?

Just kidding. But kidding aside, Seohyun is a perfect girl for Wufan.

We don't even have to worry about their communication.

Kris knows Mandarin, Cantonese, English, and Korean.

And guess what? Seohyun knows everything he knows except for Cantonese. And I'll be waiting for him to teach her how to speak Cantonese when they start dating.

Seohyun may not be fluent in Mandarin and English but damn, they can have tutoring lessons guiseeee. XDDD

And take note that, Seobb's English and Mandarin is really good.

1.       Kris' hobby

Kris and Seohyun likes self-improvement books so I guess they will get along on that. They'll talk about the books they've already read. *o*

    Third—They look good together.

I consider a lot of things before shipping a couple. That is why SeoKris is the only couple I ship to death.

First, they have to look good together. I look at the figures of their faces—which means I look at their eyes, nose, lips, etc.

Yes, I know. Am I a little too much? Oh god. OTL.

I won't speak too much okay? I'll let you see it yourself. 

SEEEE?! It's too hard not to ship these two together.

  ANY SEOKRIS SHIPPER OUT THERE?! PM MEEEEE. OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR SO LONG! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEE. SEOKRIS FTW, BB. <3

(credits to the owner of the second pic. I edited the first pic so it's mine but I only found the second around tumblr so. XD)

He looks amazed. XD

jongin grabbing a handful of kyungsoo’s hair

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