Dante's Inferno Idk I Never Read Comedy

dante's inferno idk I never read comedy

> The FBC does NOT recommend eating mold!

> The mold men do not recommend listening to the FBC.

Who looked at Devil May Cry 4 and said, "You know what would make this even better? BEYBLADES."

Why thank you yes that is exactly the gameplay I was craving /s

This is officially the best "DMC out of context" post I've ever seen. I have no words.

If Devil May Cry has taught me anything, it’s:

Family disputes can be settled through suplexing your dad

Never trust weird old men

If you find yourself on the brink of death, rip someone’s glowy demon arm off

If you find yourself naked and being mugged, mug the person mugging you by beating them with a cane and stealing their clothes

Comfort food is a viable option to heal your soul

Cool dudes can have their voices crack

If you want to summon a hot man, start a cult worshiping his dad

If you yell your partner’s name, you can get new powers

Fear helicopters with your life

Never trust large, open rooms

Having daddy issues and being queer tend to go hand in hand

If your friend is having a spat with your other friend, maybe explain what’s going on to the first friend before everything escalates

All you need to survive is a cat, a bird, and a dream

Sometimes your brother would sell you to Satan for a corn chip, but he still cares about you

Never trust clowns

When a man threatens you by saying he’s gonna surpass god, maybe don’t keep his son around and threaten the son’s girlfriend

Don’t jump into hell unless you are prepared to die and come back a few times

Maybe the best family members were the ones we met along the way

Don’t kill the pope unless you are prepared to get boots to the face and a sword through your chest

Sometimes just going along with it can be more entertaining than not going along with it

Have friends who you can trust enough not to shoot you in the heart

And finally,

Shitposts can lead to some pretty interesting discussions about a series

figured this was good enough for my art blog

[ID: a sketch of the Outsider walking an Among Us crewmate. The picture is captioned “the outsider walks among us”. End ID]