What If Heaven Is A Giant Movie Theater Where You Can Watch Fanfiction As Movies And Your Otp Is Canon

What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn

"Knowing Claude, I know he's probably taking responsibility for it. I'm sure he's not pointing fingers at anybody else but himself. ... I know he takes it hard and takes it to heart," Briere told ESPN.com in a phone conversation on Monday. "I'm 100 percent sure he feels very responsible for it. At the same time, he's one of those guys that doesn't sit back and pout. He loves to take control of the situation and make it better."

http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/9836475/nhl-philadelphia-flyers-c-claude-giroux-spirit-sapped-slump

In case there was any doubt: yes, Danny is still the president and founding member of the Claude Giroux Fan Club. 

These assholes, I don't even know what to do with them. Also, I find it hilarious that ESPN called Danny, rather than asking someone who's, you know, PLAYING with Claude right now. 

IT'S A HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGH

*nod, nod* Yep. I don't want to date him, I want to take care of him. (although, you know, if dating were on the table, I wouldn't turn him down--I'm not insane)

tbh i really dont care that geno’s probably double my height and body size, to me he is a little baby who i want to wrap up in a fuzzy blanket and give him hot chocolate and kiss his head and protect him from the world

I defy anyone to look at these pics and not laugh hysterically. Dogs, man. Gotta love 'em. 

You are the most awesome! Because of course Kaner has started planning the wedding before even dating Jonny. 

kimmiesue13 answered: Hawks. Any pairing. “I’m sorry, you did WHAT now?”

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(set after their rookie season)

Jonathan stared at Pat, shook his head and asked, “I’m sorry, you did what?”

Pat just smiled sheepishly at him, half-shrugging and looking like a twelve year old caught with his hand...