match-your-steps - sometimes I say words
match-your-steps
sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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Disadvantages To Wearing Overalls To The Movie Theatre: There Is Popcorn Stuck Halfway Down My Pants

disadvantages to wearing overalls to the movie theatre: there is popcorn stuck halfway down my pants leg

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this WOULD NOT have happened if i wore normal pants overalls clothing pants clothing issues popcorn food cw movie theater
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I've been thinking about this for a while but you know how European people (or I guess I've never seen this reaction in anyone other than people from Great Britain specifically, but I'm no expert) try American chocolate and are like DEAR GOODNESS HOW CAN ANYONE EAT THIS IT'S HARDLY CHOCOLATE yeah well I wonder how they would react to a tootsie roll

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candy chocolate food cw food tootsie rolls because come on don't tell me they ACTUALLY taste like chocolate they dont legit did not know they were supposed to be chocolate flavored until I was well into high school and yet every time I talk to people about this they're like yeah I knew? that's what they taste like dude AND IM LIKE no they don't THEY LITERALLY DO NOT controversy I suppose british people sweet things sugar european people europe thoughts
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nightmares are my favorite Christmas gift!!!!!!

Nightmares Are My Favorite Christmas Gift!!!!!!
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writing a paper about procrastination at the last minute

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hypocrisy procrastination homework Paper essay school college high school
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2 years ago

if humans are the only things on Earth that cook our food, would it be possible to also assume aliens maybe don't cook

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humans cooking Humanity aliens food food cw theory
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2 years ago

there is NO FREEDOM in this house!! (all my roommates use ao3 so I can't read any fics without them being able to tell at a glance)

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fanfiction liberty life liberty and the pursuit of happiness am i right ao3 roommates
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