Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?
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...see Now This...this Is 110% True.
...see now this...this is 110% true.
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...Calm down Bucky. Its not that bad. *Sees the news on tv * On second thoughts... *Helps him pack * Have a great time in the freezer
Peter: So World War III just started
Bucky: [packing his bags] Put me back in the freezer
...I ...yea i see why my friends me sadiastic...
anne, reading off brainteasers: what’s the easiest way to a man’s wallet?
eddie: punch to the throat
venom: eviscerate his carotid artery, watch him bleed out, then take it off his corpse
peter parker, a gen z, out of literally nowhere: cardi b
Damian: *unsheathing katana * What did you c-
Chat Noir: *already cataclysm on to protect Mari * I dare you, KID.
Ladybug meeting the batboys for the first time:
Batman: your a child.
Robin: an untrained one at that.
Ladybug: I'm not the one who brought a glorified pigeon.
Cat Noir: yea what is this? Bring your 9 year old to work day?
{master list}
My best friend: *points at the white house and brings out lighter *
Me: *brings out petrol *
10min later
My bro: *runs in on us as we smile maniacally on seeing it ablaze * AGAIN?!?!?!
Incorrect Maribat Quotes Pt. 1
Jason: *smugly* People say I have a way of, lighting up the room.
Dick:
Dick: That's called arson, and those people are witnesses.