maya-harts-dream-boat

The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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...Calm Down Bucky. Its Not That Bad. Sees The News On Tv On Second Thoughts... Helps Him Pack

...Calm down Bucky. Its not that bad. *Sees the news on tv * On second thoughts... *Helps him pack * Have a great time in the freezer

Peter: So World War III just started

Bucky: [packing his bags] Put me back in the freezer

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4 years ago

*brings out missile gun * Lets do this

Someone: Tony Stark is such an asshole.

Peter Parker, rolling up his sleeves: YOU HAVE YEE-ED YOUR LAST HAW—

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4 years ago

... *sighs and brings out a wand and a poster appears with writing 'This is the beginning of the end' *

Marinette: I don’t know how to tell you this, Tim, but you’re in love with me.

Tim: What?

Tim:

Tim: Oh my God I am.

Jason: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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4 years ago

... *looks at the crazy bisexual sister , gay af cousins and her somehow still straight as a ruler brother * ...i...ok

Marinette: I'm gay

Jason: you can't be gay

Dick, warningly: Jay...

Jason: oh- NO wait I meant—

Tim from across the room: I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN.

Dick: Tim—

Marinette, still reeling from Jason's first reaction: do you have a problem with—

Jason: NO- actually I'M GAY, so—

Dick: wait wha—

Tim, muttering: welcome to the club

Cass, smiling to herself on the couch: community family.

Dick: guys—

Marinette: so.. everyone is gay?

Everyone but Dick: uh-huh/yeah/'course

Dick: ...pansexual..?

Damian running into the room: YOU LIKE PANS!?

Jason: DEMON SPAWN WHAT THE FU—

Marinette: I've taught him well.

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maya-harts-dream-boat

4 years ago

...I have a feeling that i am about to do something stupid.

* Two hours later*

Me: *Sitting in front of the fridge after eating 7 bowls full of trifle and munching on nachos* Eh. I guess instinct was wrong.

...I Have A Feeling That I Am About To Do Something Stupid.

My mom: ... I was out for 2 hours.

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maya-harts-dream-boat

4 years ago

...see now this...this is 110% true.

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...Calm Down Bucky. Its Not That Bad. *Sees The News On Tv * On Second Thoughts... *Helps Him Pack *

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