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7 years ago

And Clint climbes through the ventilation shafts or sits up on fridges and cupboards in the dark to suddenly talk out loud and scare the person in the room, Thor hoards pop-tarts, on movie night they order pizza or Shwarma, Steve makes breakfast for everyone before going on his morning run, Natasha is always down for sparring or going out to drink coffee and judge people, Bruce is drinking his tea and science nerding with Tony in their shared lab, Tony is just a giant fluff ball with build up angst who really wants a hug and everything is angsty and fluffy and domestic and wonderfull..

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3 years ago

Isekai'd to MCU

Marvel x GN!reader

Summary:Basically got suck into marvel while watching it and now you have to join there adventures and save everyone from dying while causing chaos (this is a headcannon typa shit but yeh)

Isekai'd To MCU

You were rewatching "Thor: The Dark World," when out of nowhere a blue portal popped up and sucked you in.

When you got out of the portal, you suddenly met a startled QUEEN of Asgardian, Frigga šŸ‘ø

You thought you were high on drugs because this shit seems too real šŸ’€

And then she started to speak šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘

Ofc you don't believe any of the shit that's happening so your treating this like a lucid dreamšŸ§šā€ā™€ļøāœØ

And told her that it's too bad that she's gonna die if she continues to where she is goingšŸ˜­šŸ’€

She got startled but for some REASON she considered your opinion 🤔

Then for some reason, you are now following her. You also told her there would be prisoners that would go to where we were going.

And then you see Jane. You kind of did not care for her that much cuz like she just gonna break up with Thor so what's the point 🤷

Knowing she's from earth, she realizes your clothing that's covered in cheetoh crumbs and has holes on it

(You did not took a bath that day)

She assumed you were homeless šŸ¤¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¾ā€ā™€ļø

But she know damn well you're from earth

And then this is were you realized that this ain't lucid dreaming anymore šŸ˜€

We are there literally witnessing this and now you're shitting yourself knowing the outcomes of this šŸ˜­šŸ’€

So you started panicking

You can already sensed the monsters

But ofc because of what you said, everything went well

Frigga saw it coming and no one died 🧚✨

BUT-

When you thought everything was over, nah bestie it ain't. You need to accompany Thor, his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, and his brother Loki šŸ•ŗšŸ’ƒ

At first you were against this and saying you wanna get tf outta here and go back to earth šŸŒŽ

But they said you kind of broke a law and that is by trespassing Asgard

And you defend yourself by saying that you came here by force

But they still say that you broke the law

And damn we thought Asgard's justice system ain't corrupt

But now you only left with 2 decisions that is you either die or go with Thor which gives you 10% chance of living 😃

Welp were not suicidal here so you took the 10% chance. It's better than nothing

You went to prison to get Loki then also met with some girl and three guys (I forgot there names)

And honestly you're kind of pissed at them

Yeah I know there anger to Loki is justified but yall fuckers don't know that this asshole was TORTURED by a big grape guy 😐🤚

Give him a break-

So anyway you got to the ship and while the brothers are quarreling Jane suddenly passed out

And you don't know what to do so you kind of just poke her with your foot to check if she alive i-šŸ˜ƒšŸ’€

But you got worried and told Thor about her situation

Ofc Loki made some sarcastic comments along the way

And while all of that is happening you were scared af

Watching them at screen looks funny but BEING there is freaking terrifying

And honestly you wanna faint rn

But we got to the speedboat that can fly vehicle

It seems so cool at first BUT then this asshole started taking shit dangerously

Then yall landed and you sprained or dislocated a bone or something in your body

And it hurts a lot, and now you're crying on how it hurts

Loki seemed to realized your pain but that asshole did nothing to help you 😐🤚

While you were there enduring your pain

Dark elves went and are now there just fighting them while talking

This seems intense now that you're seeing this in person and you are terrified

But Thor protected you 🧚

Then suddenly an explosion happen, you got affected a bit but it was only your arm that got affected

Then you see Loki and Jane

And you're pissed off

Because why the fuck is he protecting someone that's just gonna dump his brother in the end

You know he doesn't know that but like bruh what šŸ˜’šŸ˜

So now you're there hurting alot while this bitch Jane only leave with a scar on her face but then again she would get cancer so-

Welp now your witnessing this brother to brother scene you know Loki is gonna survive this

And bro there dragging this scene for for what felt like 4 to 5 business days and your hurting there

And you had enough of it and just said

"My God get that shit over that asshole is just gonna survive that shit if anything his probably on your palace by now or something"šŸ˜’

You shouted and everyone was surprised they didn't expect you to be pissed

But everything is over now and Thor got dumped by Jane😚☺

And turns out you were right he was there sitting on the throne

You found out Frigga and Odin retired and leaving everything to there sons (I changed the storyline cuz Frigga survived)

Well while there Frigga said she wanted to congratulate you for helping them

But you don't care anymore cause you were fucking hurting

Then you *faint*

Then you woke up and you observe your surroundings and it appears your in an ER

And you see Loki on the side of the bed

Which is surprising considering his like the least person you expect to accompany you

But apparently Frigga forced him to accompany you since Thor couldn't because he was busy sulking about Jane

While you were there you suddenly felt something vibrate

And to your surprise it was your phone

You honestly didn't expect your phone to be there

And the fact that it is still working after all the shit you been through is a miracle ✨ 😭

Well you were there chilling in the ER

And then you got worried bcuz Healthcare in US ain't free so now your mentally having a breakdown for the hospital bill

But fortunately your hospital bill is now covered by Asgard ✨

And now everything is fine and you go live your life in this universe šŸš¶ā€ā™€ļø šŸš¶ā€ā™‚ļø

BUT-

When you step outside the hospital suddenly black cars are now surrounding

Like you have 5 stars on GTA or something 🤚

šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘šŸ¤š

Then you see motherfucking ✨Nick Fury✨

At first they were hostile at you

And you were scared af cuz your gonn be hatecrime for being an immigrant to another world

But they escorted and on your way to the Avengers Tower

Nick Fury explained that they have to take you seriously bcuz WHAT

A bitch from another universe and is now on Earth

Welp you went your way to the Tower and you saw the Avengers

Sorry I would probs make this a part 2 but here hope yall like this crack ass fic I made while I'm recovering from a car accident thabk hod my fingers still work or else I would be like Dr strange but lemme know if yall want a part 2


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2 years ago

Avengers Giving You a Blowjob | Headcanons

Summary: Asking the avengers for a blowjob and rating the experience solely based on my opinion, I couldn’t fit all of the avengers so sorry if I missed some

Author Note: Please keep in mind that english isn’t my first language. I’m working on all of your requests but in the meantime here’s a little treat for you guys.

Avengers Giving You A Blowjob | Headcanons

Warning(s)⚠: dom reader, no use of pronouns, cum in mouth/face, gagging/choking, spit, drool, frottage, deep throating, face fucking, degrading, praising, and hair pulling

ā•šā•*.Ā·:Ā·.✧ ✦ ✧.Ā·:Ā·.*ā•ā•

Tony

The moment the words come out of your mouth he’s already on his knees and taking off your pants

Such a tease the entire time, giving you kitten licks, and swallowing your cock only for a quick second before teasing you all over again

If you want to make him actually suck your dick, hold him by his hair in place and thrust up into his mouth his eyes will roll back as he moans around you and finally starts doing it

Once he starts you won’t want him to stop, he’s an expert with his mouth and is extremely good with his tongue too, rarely pulling away for a break the entire time

He loves it when you fuck his throat and use his mouth he could cum from you just doing so but he won’t stop until you’ve came and loves it when you degrade him

The moment your close he’ll put your entire length in his mouth and let you cum down his throat swallowing and savoring every drop licking your cock clean

He’s really good overall but he’d just prefer it if you’d fuck his face instead so he’s an extreme tease for the first half just wants to be told off

Steve

Shocked you even asked him but is still willing, he nervously gets down on his knees and asks if he can take off your pants

He’s trying to figure out how to make you feel good and looking up at you for instructions or an indication that he’s doing well so tell him that he is

Pulls away for some time to breathe before going immediately back in, he gets really into it after a while and starts to relax feeling more confident

Is a very quick learner and soon starts bobbing his head, flattening his tongue, kissing up your cock, and rubbing your entire length sensually

You can be rough or gentle with his hair hell love it either way and whine the entire time but it’ll give him a push to do better

When your close he doesn’t mind where you cum, but prefers it on his body rather than his mouth

A solid choice, he would be so adorable during it trying so hard to please you with his mouth and taking whatever you give him

Bruce

Give him a second he just had a mild cardiac arrest, seriously though give him a minute to recover he just died solely from your words alone

He’s willing but let him take his time, he slowly tries to swallow your cock gagging on your size and rubs whatever he can’t fit until he takes you all in

Instead of just using his spit he’s practically just cock warming you and he’s willing to do it while your busy

After the first time he’s much more willing to do it he gets into it and actually might ask you first sometimes

At first, he has to pull away a lot but eventually just gets used to having you in his mouth and can just hold you there

Doesn’t mind where you cum just doesn’t like it on his face but wouldn’t mind if you came down his throat

Overall he’s a nervous wreck so you’d have to give him a good minute before he can even fit your cock in his mouth but after that, he gets used to it and starts liking it

Natasha

Not even slightly surprised or embarrassed the moment your pants are off it becomes straight-up porn star material

She’s slow but not painfully or in a teasing way, she’s slow in a passionate hot way taking her time sucking you slowly and softly licking you sensually

She’s the messiest of the bunch letting drool spill out of the sides of her mouth and will spit on your cock for a lubricant and kiss your cock with wet puffy lips

Although she isn’t teasing you at first she will later on tease you just to mess with or even swallowing your cock whole while looking up at you innocently during

Doesn’t have to pull away to breathe but hums while she takes in your length letting it vibrate around your cock as she laughs at your reactions

Doesn’t care where you cum but loves it on her face if you cum in her mouth she’ll show you it before swallowing it down, sticking out her tongue teasingly

Best one yet, you want a good time? ask her, she’ll give you the ride of your life and leave you breathless with a smile plastered on her face

Thor

Happy that you asked and is completely down for it, he’s excited and eager to do it just for the fun if it

He immediately just inhaled your cock taking you to the base, your dick hitting the back of his throat and his tongue flattened and rubbing the underside of your cock

I’m convinced that this man has no gag reflex and can deepthroat you without even needing to breathe you can do whatever he’s that talented

All of his movements are fast and rough just love the feeling of you in his mouth fucking his throat like a fleshlight

A little sloppy with your cock, spit dribbling out of his mouth and him licking you constantly he doesn’t spit but his mouth waters a ton when he’s deep-throating you

Prefers to swallow your load the bigger the amount the better he just wants you to ruin his mouth and loves it when you make a mess out of him

He’ll give you quick relief with his immediate intensity and mouth skills but if you prefer to just take your time he doesn’t mind that either he has high stamina after all

Wanda

Probably never sucked dick so she’s confused why you asked her but does it anyways

She loves foreplay taking her time rubbing your cock and massaging your balls pressing a kiss on your cock before sucking lightly on the tip

But don’t worry she’s not too slow the moment she has you fully in your mouth she immediately starts gagging on your cock and squeezing her thighs together

She likes to just have you on her tongue the feeling is relaxing to her and likes it when you lightly pull on her hair to get her to move faster

The most clean and obedient one of the bunch she does look for you to give her instructions from time to time but then she just goes off of instinct

Prefers for you to cum on her chest but if you want to cum in her mouth do it on her tongue instead of down her throat, she prefers to taste it first

Very romantic and sensual preferring to take her time with foreplay before going fast so she’s pretty good at it depending on your type

Bucky

Doesn’t know why you want him of all people to do it so you're gonna have to explain why but once he hears that he’ll hesitantly agree

He gets on his knees leaning on his metal arm for support while trying to take you in his mouth and god is it a sight to see, the entire time his eyes are on you watching to see if you don’t like it

Extremely nervous the entire time wrapping his soft lips around your cock, praise him throughout it’ll make him suck your cock like his life depends on it

He’s hesitant to use his metal arm but when he does you groan from the cold feeling of it, your juices mixing with his spit and giving you a whole new sensation

Not messy but likes to coat your dick in saliva and suck you off clean, he’s thorough with it trying to reach every inch of you to make you feel good

He doesn’t care where you cum as long as it’s on him he loves the feeling and if you cum in his mouth a small whimper leaves his mouth purely from the feeling

He’s very shy but is good if you want a new thing, he’s the type to try hard during it once he gets over the self deprecation and esteem problems šŸ˜…


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8 years ago

important

avengers headcanons of mine because reasons:

peggy calls bucky ā€œjamesā€

natasha picked it up from her

peggy was really involved in tony’s life when he was growing up

he still visits her

and calls her ā€œaunt peggyā€

literally everyone visited peggy before steve

sometimes bucky uses his arm as a dry-erase or magnet board

tony is always making arm jokes about bucky

like watch out, he’s armed

tony has been trying to buy out the game of thrones franchise (or at least get on an episode) because he is a stark, after all

sometimes clint disappears and they don’t know what happens to him until they find him asleep in weird places, like on top of the fridge or in the big A on the outside of the building

besides steve, bruce was the first person bucky would spend time alone with; when they asked him later, he said it was because ā€œhe knows what it’s like to lose control of your own bodyā€

thor frequents protests for social justice because on asgard, all of these rights are already established, and he intends for midgard to have the same

one time, sam did a nick fury impression that was so convincing that tony broke the arc reactor he was fixing

another time, sam was telling everyone to get back to work, motherfuckers in his fury voice when fury himself walked in behind them

sam won’t talk about what happened afterwards

sometimes, steve forgets that he’s not pre-serum anymore and is confused when he picks fights and the other guy backs off

natasha has a collection of old guy nicknames for steve, like ā€œgeezerā€ and ā€œold fartā€

when steve discovered harry potter, he read all the books in a week and then insisted on having long discussions about hogwarts with everyone

thor got really into it too, and he and steve are friends on pottermore

natasha runs a jawline commentary, like when steve is arguing and then she’s like ā€œjawline. jawline alert. here it comes…and -ā€ and then he clenches his jaw

usually clint is the only one to hear her, which is ironic, because he can’t hear

when clint doesn’t want to listen to anyone telling him something he doesn’t like, he takes out his hearing aids and hides them

when people (bruce) ask him what happened to them, he signs that he lost them

tony flips shit when clint does this because it’s always right after he makes him a new set that are specifically designed to help you hear better goddammit clint i worked hard on those

bruce likes long sleeved sweaters that are slightly too big on him because they make him feel less like the other guy when he tucks his hands into them

thor is a sucker for baby animals and hurt strays and keeps trying to take them back to the tower and keep them

tony says that they can’t keep every animal you find on the street, thor, we aren’t a pound

so bruce starts a little vet office in the lab and every time thor brings home another stray they patch it up together (sometimes tony contributes with a little prosthetic for it) and then they advertise it on their @officialavengers twitter until someone comes and adopts it

bucky is hyper suspicious of anyone trying to adopt these animals and personally interviews them to make sure they’ll actually take care of it

every time anyone on the team does something stupid, and rhodey hears about it, he looks into an invisible (or sometimes actual) camera like he’s on the office

when steve and bucky walk next to each other in public and someone asks if they’re dating, natasha calls them ā€œelderly ice boyfriendsā€ for the rest of the week

one friday night, they had a drunken argument about who would win in a fight, iron man or batman, and tony insisted that he would win because he’s real

mostly everyone in the tower has nightmares, but they don’t go to each other for comfort, ordinarily. the one person who is always ready to comfort them is thor, because he used to do it for loki when they were kids

pepper, maria, and natasha are good friends, and on pepper’s free nights they drink tea and talk about books and occasionally teach pepper some more fight strategies

sam has tried to convince the entire group to attend therapy

sam has failed to convince the entire group to attend therapy

like the batman/iron man discussion, a few weeks later, there was an argument about who would win, green arrow or hawkeye. it was decided that the winner was clearly legolas

the only one out of any of the team who really wants to have kids is bruce, but he’s too worried about it, so he can’t

thor loves kids, but he’ll live for like 5000 years, so he’s still got plenty of time

steve is nearly violently against anti-vaxxers, and spoke on the tv in what was supposed to be a benign interview but it just turned into a rant about as someone who’s experienced polio and whose mother died of tuberculosis and who basically had huge problems as a child i’d like to give you some advice: vaccinate your fucking kids do you want them to die

steve’s shield is affectionately referred to as ā€œgrandpa’s frisbeeā€

natasha and thor are really good with technology (nat because of her high iq and spy training, thor because asgard is hella advanced)

clint has been taught teaching jarvis swear words

every saturday is movie/tv marathon night

they consistently fight over what to watch, but the one thing they can all agree on is lotr

inspired by thatsthat24​, thor and clint start a vine account where they prank the other avengers by handing them mjolnir and watching them fall over

one time thor did put mjolnir on the toilet an then recorded the entire day of people trying to pee and not being able to move it

his plan backfired when steve just lifted it out of the way


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2 years ago

hi! i dunno if your requests are still open but if they are i was wondering if you could write headcanons for dr strange and/or tony with a male so whos sorta like a eldritch god/horror? if not i understand but thanks anyways(:

Marvel x eldritch horror male reader

Hi! I Dunno If Your Requests Are Still Open But If They Are I Was Wondering If You Could Write Headcanons

Ā  How did you know non-human reader fics were one of my favorites?

I sprinkled in some Steven Grant cuz I am obsessed with him, even though I haven’t watched the show yet, hope that’s okay lmao. I don’t know much about DID so I tried not to mention it much, and used what I know, so hopefully its alright.

I loosely based the readers main appearance of an oc of mine who is something like an eldritch horror themselves ^^

Ā I may have gotten carried away, but enjoy anyways.

Tony Stark

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You meet when Tony is trapped in space with Nebula. You were just floating through space like always, taking in the sights and whatnot when you saw the ship and felt living organisms inside. One of them feels near death though, so you worry.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You haven’t interacted with many humans in your eternal life, so you panic and slither your everchanging form into the ship towards the dying being. Feeling around you with your smoke like mass, and using your abilities you can tell he is dying from lack of oxygen, so you make some.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  He’s still falling unconscious, but not dying this time. So, you grace his mind just enough to get an impression, and take the form he would find most pleasing to look at. You end up taking him into your now only two arms, and holding him as he rests.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Things pass like in the movie, except you easily reverse what Thanos did and take the stones away from the ugly grape and fling him into the void.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Now that the threat is gone you grow close to Tony, and take great interest in human culture. You could learn it all immediately if you pleased, but having Tony show you and explain it made what would be your heart warm up.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  In the beginning Tony, and all his companions, thought you were some type of alien that took human form, like the Skrull. So, it was kinda awkward to explain that you weren’t just that, you were what they called an eldritch horror.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Tony needed some time to come to terms with it, especially the fact that you were far beyond science. But after a while he seemed to just accept it, giving up that he couldn’t ever figure you out. Though he does try to at times still.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  The two of you start dating, and it takes some time to get used too, mainly for Tony. You grow more comfortable letting your human go and just being more yourself. Though you keep your form mainly human.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You help out the Avengers at times, but mainly leave it to the heroes to go save the world. Though you will swoop in if they’re in life threatening danger.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You pick up cooking, though it isn’t very successful in the beginning, but tony seems to be very supportive, though he isn’t that happiest to be the taste tester as some of the dishes he swears are cursed.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You get better over time though.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  The relationship is announced to the public, and you have to keep your human form when out and about for obvious reasons. The world is led to believe you have shadow based powers and have lived alone for most of your life, which makes up for you not understanding many parts of society just yet.

Stephen Strange

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You meet when Stephen is doing magic work, maybe he has to cross over to the shadow between realities or universes to collect something or fight someone. He catches your attention by entering your domain, which normally no one can enter.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You keep your attention of the cloaked man, as he moves through your darkness with ease that surprises even you. His cloak flinches back when you reach a shadow up to pull on it, which confirms that it is alive.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  The magic-user walks around your domain for a long time looking for what he’s after, but can’t seem to find head nor tail in the eternal darkness. You feel what’s almost akin to pity, like what you feel when you see a kitten stumble and fall. So, collecting a tiny part of your mass, you take a human-like shape.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  The shape is like if you took shadows and dark mass and shoved it into a human shaped mold. You hadn’t really met humans before and you didn’t want to dig through his mind, so you took the next best option.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Stephen gets ready to fight when you appear, but when it becomes obvious, you’re friendly he tells you why he’s there and what he’s after. You offer to help him which he hesitates with at first, but ends up accepting. With little work of your powers, you’ve moved the two of you to what he needed

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  The two of you fall into talks, you mainly asking questions which he only seems to answer out of politeness as this is your realm, but as time passes, he becomes more friendly. He’s on edge around you in the beginning, but it lessens up.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  When he leaves you vow to visit him regularly, which you then do. You pull apart the curtains of reality and step into whatever room he’s in, and as time passes you start to take a more human form as you learn about them. Though you keep certain features about yourself, like having more than two arms and smoke-like clouds rising from you at times, though Stephen doesn’t seem to mind at all.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  The sorcerer grows to really apricate your company, and he treats you much warmer as time passes.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You dating is never really said in words, at some point you just start staying with him for longer, you start holding each other and kissing. Its only when Wong tells you to take your sucking faces somewhere else it clicks for the both of you.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Your relationship continues as normal, doing sorcery things, reading books, traveling places. Though now there’s more physical affection.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Stephen is very interested in the special brand of magic you use, though you explain it isn’t magic and just more you are bending reality to your will. He’s still very interested though.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  He takes time off from being sorcerer supreme to spend time together, the two of you especially like traveling to other planets or alike to explore or go on holiday.

Steven Grant (Marc and Jake too i guess)

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Unsurprisingly you meet Steven because of moon knight business. You first spotted him when he entered the afterlight as it is partly your domain, but before you could interact with him, he left again. You’re intrigued by the man, so you keep one of your many million eyes on him.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You let small parts of yourself start to slither into the human realm by poking holes in the fabric that is reality. Normally you would just have shoved a chunk of yourself out there, but the god that follows Steven around would notice immediately. Not that you couldn’t win with ease if the god wanted to fight, but you didn’t feel like it.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You had planned to grace over his mind for a shape when he slept, but he so rarely did. It made the small part of yourself you had put under his bed jolt as he got right back up, after he had gone to sleep. Flexing your abilities, you figured out there were not one, not two, but three people in the body, one of them being Steven.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Now you have always been an eternal everchanging being, so it didn’t weird you out or anything, you simply noted down for later to pay attention to who was fronting and that was it.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Weeks pass like this, and you’re comfortable just watching and observing. That is until Steven apparently gains control of the body in the middle of a battle. He’s lost and doesn’t even realize he’s in a fight until he almost gets punched.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Steven appears not to be much of a fighter, but you stay still until one of the people he was fighting pulls out a gun, which you now know is a weapon. You collect all the small shadows you’ve had cross over and mash them together to take form. You take a human form, the only thing showing you’re less than human nature are your eyes, which turn pitch black.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You make quick work of the goons, going as far as to crush the gun in your hand and flinging the people across the street and into a dumpster.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  The god that follows Steven around immediately gets confrontational and curses at you and wants you gone, but you ignore him to crouch down to Steven and ask if he’s alright, lifting a smoke covered hand, where the smoke slithers around and seems to heal whatever bruises and cuts he has.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  It takes some explaining and calming Steven down to explain who and what you are, and why you are there. He blushes when you explain how you found him so interesting and sweet you couldn’t help but want to stick around.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Khonsu seems to stop his cursing and threats when he figures out you are far beyond even his level of power, though the two of you don’t seem to realize. You don’t even notice when he seems to leave, giving you major side-eye.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  One thing leads to the next and you’re spending a lot of time together, though its just you and Steven since you leave when you notice the other two fronting. You don’t want to make them uncomfortable or anything, and you and Steven thought that since Marc and Jake kept a lot of secrets in the past from him, its okay until you two know each other more.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  When you start officially dating you end up introducing yourself to Marc and Jake, who both seem quite uneasy with you, but when they hear how you and Steven talk about each other they begrudgingly agree.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  They won’t admit it, but they start to like you too, and get red in the face when you compliment them or hug them.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You and Steven talk about his interests for hours, and you can tell him many things that Khonsu doesn’t know or hasn’t told him, you even go as far as to tell him about how you have your own realm and alike. You visit it at some point, though there isn’t much to see as its just darkness and void.

-Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Steven helps you learn the ways of the human world, though he struggles with it himself too, so you lean on each other for support. Though most days it can become quite a lot and you’ll just go home and cuddle in bed until Steven falls asleep and either Marc or Jake takes over, the man blushing when they realize they’re in your arms.


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an AU where everything’s the same except Tony gets chosen by a very powerful relic.

1. Ok, I don’t know which form could the relic have, though I’m imagining something which could wrap itself around Tony because he’s smollĀ and must be protected. One night Tony’s at the Sanctum waiting for Stephen and Wong to be back from some interdimensional diplomatic mission, and he falls asleep on the couch. Since he started to date Stephen, Tony has sort of developed a healthy sleep pattern, though is still extremely anxious about sleeping in an empty bed. Fact is: Stephen and Wong recovered a very powerful relic and brought it to the Sanctum, and the moment it sees Tony, decides it must protect this wonderful human, so it straight wraps around him like a blanket;

2. Wong is the first to step out of the portal, and he just stares blankly at the scene in front of him because he can’t believe to his eyes. The relic had never shown to be interested in finding a master, according to all the records he and Stephen could collect about it, and now, after a couple of days in the Sanctum, it decided to get attached to someone who’s not even a Sorcerer. If he was surprised when the Cloak chose Strange, now he’s questioning everything he knows about magic;

3. The Cloak, well, it’s extremelyĀ jealous of Tony’s relic, but they both agree that Tony can’t be left alone around Rogers and that’s frankly exhausting for all the people involved. Tony knows he will never get along with Steve any longer, but they are on speaking terms and Stephen already lectured the Cloak about not being a jerk with the Captain. He thought it got the message, now he has to do it all over again with two relics;

4. Tony is sure his relic is mad. How can something which always proved to be distant and cold toward humankind decide that he’s worthy of its attention and protection? Stephen tells him that he went through pretty much the same doubts when the Cloak chose him. This sorts of help Tony;

5. Wong tries to convince Tony to learn basic magic because the choice of the relic can indicate that it sees potential in Tony, but it doesn’t work because, despite dating Stephen and knowing that not all magic is bad, he’s stillĀ not confident about it and doesn’t want to beĀ closer to it that is necessary;

6. At first, Tony is frightened as fuck to bring his relic on the field. Seriously, he doesn’t want to rip it or something because it’ll be to prove that he’s not worthy, though the relic itself has its own opinion about that. Stephen laughs his ass off when Tony tells him that. Basically, Tony threats the relic as if it’s hisĀ child and Stephen finds this too cute.

send me an AU and I’ll write 5+ headcanons


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Tony: Hey Pete. Whatcha doing?

Peter: Trying to read a dictionary.

Tony: ?

Peter: /ˈkƤmˌpōt/

Peter: It is a language no one can master.


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Tony: Hey Pete. Whatcha doing?

Peter: Trying to read a dictionary.

Tony: ?

Peter: /ˈkƤmˌpōt/

Peter: It is a language no one can master.


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Tony: Hey Pete. Whatcha doing?

Peter: Trying to read a dictionary.

Tony: ?

Peter: /ˈkƤmˌpōt/

Peter: It is a language no one can master.


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Tony *loses Peter in a crowd*: fuck

Tony: Wait no.

Tony: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Peter: BILL BILL BILL BILL

Tony: Found him.


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Tony *loses Peter in a crowd*: fuck

Tony: Wait no.

Tony: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Peter: BILL BILL BILL BILL

Tony: Found him.


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Tony *loses Peter in a crowd*: fuck

Tony: Wait no.

Tony: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Peter: BILL BILL BILL BILL

Tony: Found him.


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Tony *loses Peter in a crowd*: fuck

Tony: Wait no.

Tony: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

Peter: BILL BILL BILL BILL

Tony: Found him.


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Peter: Karen. Karen. Don't leave. Don't take the kids. Karen, please, I've gotten better. I've realized my mistakes. Please let me see our kids again.

Karen *confusion*: Peter, I am the AI in your suit. We never had kids.


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Peter: Karen. Karen. Don't leave. Don't take the kids. Karen, please, I've gotten better. I've realized my mistakes. Please let me see our kids again.

Karen *confusion*: Peter, I am the AI in your suit. We never had kids.


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Peter: Karen. Karen. Don't leave. Don't take the kids. Karen, please, I've gotten better. I've realized my mistakes. Please let me see our kids again.

Karen *confusion*: Peter, I am the AI in your suit. We never had kids.


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Peter: Karen. Karen. Don't leave. Don't take the kids. Karen, please, I've gotten better. I've realized my mistakes. Please let me see our kids again.

Karen *confusion*: Peter, I am the AI in your suit. We never had kids.


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