Crowley And Aziraphale Made Strawberry Lemonade Together As A Joint Effort.

Crowley and Aziraphale made strawberry lemonade together as a joint effort.

Aziraphale made it by putting strawberries into his lemonade, because both are delicious so why not put them together?

Crowley was the one to have the idea of slicing the strawberries so they didn’t float. This may not sound evil, but he also invented the custom of awkwardly trying to spear or scoop strawberries with a straw that isn’t designed to spear or scoop anything.

The demon sometimes goes to restaurants just to watch other people awkwardly trying to eat their strawberries with a straw, and laughs because they all ignore the forks next to them, because honestly, who’s going to use a fork when you can just struggle with a straw?

Crowley loves watching this, until he realizes Aziraphale is one of the people who awkwardly tries to stab strawberries and ignores the fork next to him.

Julie and the Phantoms AU

Random idea off the top of my head, but it’s jatp but time travelers instead of ghosts.

So basically, Reggie, Luke, and Alex are time travelers who accidentally found out they can jump from 1995, their time, to 2020. Only these two dates, weirdly.

All of them jump forward when Julie pulls them through using their demo (like in the show) and find out about the future. Their future. And then they start jumping back and forth, to both live their present lives and see Julie in their future lives.

Since they don’t die in 1995, they’re still all alive today, as famous musicians like Trevor was. They’re all both nervous and interested to see what their future is like.

They all decide, after meeting Willie (another time traveler, maybe? Idk I didn’t get that far) that time traveling and seeing their future is too dangerous. But they all continue to do so, despite the danger. Luke wants to keep seeing Julie, Alex wants to find Willie and talk to him, and Reggie wants to be Julie’s big brother.

And then Caleb comes and things go down and I’m really not sure, I didn’t think about this enough.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

So I made a thing.

A Boo who doesn’t feel male or female is called Non-Boonary, I don’t make the rules it’s just fact.

Crowley: So Armageddon didn’t work this time.

Aziraphale: Yes.

Crowley: Which means it wasn’t really Armageddon.

Aziraphale: Yes?

Crowley: Then from now on, today will be known as Armageddoff, yes I see the door, no I’m never leaving.

Aziraphale: I’m starting to see why Heaven kicked you out, Crowley.

Luigi and Mario Sibling Culture

Y’all know this is canon. They can’t not engage in sibling culture.

—————————— Seven year old Luigi: Mario! Give me back my hat!

Seven year old Mario, slightly taller than his brother: I will if you can reach it!

Present day Luigi: Karma is fun, huh bro?

Present day Mario: I will steal your kneecaps in your sleep.

——————————— Mario: Hey, bro, why is there a 1-up mushroom on my pillow?

Luigi: Oh, I just thought you needed to get one.

Mario: One what?

Luigi: A life.

Mario:

Luigi:

Mario: I won’t murder you with a blue shell on one condition.

Luigi: What?

Mario: Go tell that to Bowser.