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Crowley as a Gibson girl and with her wings out<3
i can tell you with full certainty that right now aj crowley has taken up a job as an uber driver and is leaving the public of london mentally scarred but where they need to be seven times as fast
more wing swap au
more wing swap au
Crowley: So Armageddon didn’t work this time.
Aziraphale: Yes.
Crowley: Which means it wasn’t really Armageddon.
Aziraphale: Yes?
Crowley: Then from now on, today will be known as Armageddoff, yes I see the door, no I’m never leaving.
Aziraphale: I’m starting to see why Heaven kicked you out, Crowley.
Crowley: So the tea is that-
Beelzebub: For the last godblessed time, Crowley, it’s a report of your monthly demonic activities, not tea! Refer to it correctly!
Crowley: Look, do you want the tea or not, buddy?
I crocheted a Crowley in celebration of season 2 and the graphic novel
The pattern I used is free at this link: https://amigurum.com/2020/10/amigurumi-snake-free-pattern.html
GOOD OMENS SEASON TWONIS HERE*spoilers*
HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT. I just binge watched the entire season. I’m sobbing. The whole thing between the shop keepers and Gabriel and Beelzebub seemed to me like parallels of Crowley and Aziraphale. The contrasting demeanors inevitably falling for one another. And the kiss at the end between Crowley and Aziraphale made me want to sob. This season was beautiful.
the actors were beautiful, the scenes were beautiful, everything was amazing!!
Every Queen Song in Good Omens but It’s ABBA
@queerdove did Taylor Swift, @crowleyraejepsen did CRJ, @gaydolin did MIKA, and @anthonycrowley did Hozier, so this was the next logical step.
Bohemian Rhapsody (Crowley’s entrance) / Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) (There’s not a soul out there / No one to hear my prayer / Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight / Won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away?)
These Are the Days of Our Lives (Crowley and Aziraphale driving) / Angel Eyes (Look into his angel eyes / One look and you’re hypnotized / He’ll take your heart and you must pay the price / Look into his angel eyes / You’ll think you’re in paradise / And one day you’ll find out he wears a disguise / Don’t look too deep into his angel eyes)
Bicycle Race (Crowley hits Anathema with his car) / Elaine (It’s a dead end street / They tie your hands and tie your feet / And the street is narrow / A nowhere lane)
You’re My Best Friend (Crowley arrives at the burning bookshop) / Waterloo (Waterloo, promise to love you forever more / Waterloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to / Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you)
Somebody to Love (Crowley leaving the burning bookshop) / S.O.S. (So when you’re near me, darling, can’t you hear me? S.O.S. / And the love you gave me, nothing else can save me, S.O.S. / When you’re gone / How can I even try to go on?)
Another One Bites the Dust (Crowley stuck in traffic) / Voulez-Vous (Voulez-vous, ah-ha / Take it now or leave it, now is all we get / Nothing promised, no regrets / Voulez-vous, ah-ha / Ain’t no big decision, you know what to do / La question c’est voulez-vous)
I’m in Love with My Car (the M25) / Kisses of Fire (Kisses of fire, burning, burning / I’m at the point of no returning / Kisses of fire, sweet devotion / Caught in a landslide of emotion)
We Will Rock You (Crowley’s airbase entrance) / Lovers (Live A Little Longer) (Lovers live a little longer, baby / You and me, we got a chance to live twice / Lovers live a little longer, ain’t that nice?)
BONUS: A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square / I’ve Been Waiting for You (You thrill me, you delight me / You please me, you excite me / You’re something I’ve been pleading for / I love you, I adore you / I lay my life before you / I’ll have you want me more and more / And finally, it seems my lonely days are through / I’ve been waiting for you)
what a snakey man amiright
speedpaint under the cut
https://youtu.be/5w1629cAO6k
these two pieces look nice together, as they should
crowley post - aziraphale post (they both have speedpaints)
A.J. Crowley Headcanon
My personal silly willy G.O. headcanon is: The only reason Crowley made himself the name A.J. Crowley was simply because he couldn't stand by and let Aziraphale one up him with his fancy human name AND a middle initial too. Not on his watch. He's good at playing Human too!
And I think in the moment he made the name he forgot that the middle name actually had to BE something and not just an initial.
🌟the before and the after🌟
So, Headcanon
So sometimes Aziraphale just carries around Crowley in his snake form, but here’s the problem. Snake Crowley is... a very big snake
And he does this around people, too, so he’ll be at his desk in the bookshop with a MASSIVE snake just draped around his shoulders, flicking its tongue at the book he’s reading
People eventually get used to it, he’s a guy who likes snakes and owns a bookshop. Cool.
The thing is, Crowley has other snake forms, and people now assume that Aziraphale owns multiple snakes
Which is problematic, because he’s just been asked to be a guest at a school’s “reptile awareness” program, since he, presumably, is the proud owner of many reptiles
He can’t just say no, he’s an angel,
Crowley finds this incredibly amusing, and does absolutely nothing to help other than a “you’ll do great, Angel”
So here he is, in the humid and very uncomfortable school gymnasium, next to an actual reptile expert, in front of a huge crowd of disinterested children
He survives
BUT— here’s the kicker
The reptile expert guy was, by some miracle, FLOORED by Aziraphale’s performance and asks him to do more reptile shows with him
(By some... miracle, ha)
This, of course, was Crowley’s doing
To this next show, Aziraphale brought his biggest snake (Crowley), who was probably record-breaking in length. This snake is impressive
Reptile guy is so amazed, he makes an offer to buy the snake for the conservatory he works at
And Aziraphale has to awkwardly explain that no, none of his snakes are for sale, and they are all very happy in his bookshop, which has virtually no conceivable space where he could possibly keep snakes
Or, conversely:
“My boyfriend is not for sale, sorry”
Bonus!
After the apocanot, Crowley can’t stop joking about “that one guy who tried to buy me” and onlookers are not only very confused and concerned, but more so if reptile guy hears him and recognizes that the person in question was him
some random gomens things from the last month …
good evening i offer you them :)
original post under the cut
gabriel: ok so where is the antichrist
crowley and aziraphale:
I absolutely cannot stop thinking about the version of Crowley we get to see from before the Fall. He smiles differently, he speaks differently. There's so much oppenness in his expression. He loves what he does! Is genuinly mournful when he learns it will be destroyed.
Compared to the Crowley we see after years of solitude, abuse and treading on eggshells around his bosses. Closed off, furious, suspicious. I do truly believe that after he was called back to Hell in the graveyard that the next time Aziraphale saw him was in 1862, when he asked, in that feeble, broken down voice, for Holy Water. He has spent so much of his existence in survival mode, is desperate to cling to the peace he's found.
Nina describes him as the "hard bitten one" who can't trust anyone ever again, and it sort of gobsmacked me that she could see that!!! that Neil Gaiman would have someone say that!!!!! But, of course, she is in many ways the same.
Whatever happened to Crowley after the Laudanum incident certainly wasn't a one-off. He was certainly punished again and again for deeds seen as too good. Enough so that when he is called kind, when he is called good, when he is thanked, his response is violent panic.
It's easy for us to believe that maybe he's always been like that. But no. Gaiman gave us incontestable proof that there was a time where Crowley smiled freely, where he looked with wide and joyful eyes at the parts of the world he created. The difference from that, to the numb and deeply lonely Crowley that we see with Job, the anxious, repressed and angry Crowley that we see in the present day, is one of the biggest tragedies of all.